Better than a Finger

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May 302012
 

ProTouch PlugFor those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland.

The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you can see, it’s about 5” long and can hit either her G-spot or his prostate. Included is a Sterling Vibe that inserts into the base. As little bullets go, this one works really well. The Protouch is only mildly tapered around the base so don’t’ count on it staying in your ass while doing jumping jacks. What? That’s only me?

We found the Protouch to be pretty fun. SexFairy put it in her strap-on harness and enjoyed some nice pegging time on me. At least until it turned in harness and then was upside down. Also ProTouch PlugSexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.

SexFairy changed to just using the Protouch with her hand and that worked better. Being silicone it did get kind of slippery to hold onto (maybe we need  bike handle on the thing). The vibration felt ProTouch Pluggood, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?

After a thorough cleaning, which is pretty easy and safe with silicone, we changed it up and I played with it inside SexFairy. That, plus some nice circular clit rubbing and she was cumming in no time.

Thanks again to sexy Babeland for this fun toy.
As always, another fun review.

Fucking like a rock star

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May 252012
 

Which would you want more?

  • cock ring
  • girth enhancer
  • clit vibrator
  • ball ring
  • a beaver with a metal bar in it’s mouth?

Well with the Phil Varone Pierced Rocker, you get them all in one. Somehow this Phil Varone guy went from being a drummer for bands I’ve never heard of, to actor, to comedian, to reality tv, to porn actor, and now has put his name onto a line of sex toys, all with a photo of, can you guess….Phil Varone. It’s an almost odd assortment of toys, including rings, pumps, and nipple clamps. Just take a look, you’ll see what I mean.

Phil Varone Pierced RockerOur friends over at CalExotics thought we might enjoy trying out the Pierced Rocker. At first look, it took us a moment to figure out what we had. This is made of very stretchy material called TPR (Enhancer) ABS  for the man to wear. The penis goes into to the big red nubby part that both provides some squeezing to the base of your cock as well as adds some girth, and nubs of course. The ring on the bottom, which looks pretty small, actually can stretch around the balls, pulling them up high (not a bad feeling btw). The other side of the ring has some little animal (beaver) holding a small metal bar in it’s mouth. Inside of that there  is a waterproof bullet vibrator.

Phil Varone fuckingIt felt pretty good on me and I enjoyed pushing the vibrator part up against SexFairy’s clit while we fucked. SexFairy said the vibrator part felt good, though she didn’t notice the girth too much (during sex). Still it was pretty cool to have on and made me feel like I too could have sex with a few thousand women (if you read up on Phil Varone’s background this makes better sense).

Afterward, SexFairy said she felt a little sore and we realized it was the part around my cock that was rubbing against her a bit wrong. Still, she did cum a few times, so, TaDa!

Thanks again CalExotics. Another fun toy that we’ll be sure to pull out from time to time.

On a side note to Mr. Varone…we did watch your Strange Sex episode and you seem like a pretty cool guy. Best of luck.

My Magic Box, or How I Tamed the Hitachi

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May 222012
 

IMG_7637 (Large)There are many, many fans of the Hitachi Magic Wand, or as it is usually affectionately and casually known, “the Hitachi.” Regular readers my know that I’m not one of them. The Hitachi is way too strong for me, and the intensity of the vibration can be almost painful. I never use it for personal masturbation time. It is almost only used by Whitman on me for his own entertainment, or sometimes even punishment…forced orgasms, anyone?

Enter the Wand Controller! This magic box promises to tame the wand’s vibrations so that the Hitachi can work its magic on  my  box! Thanks, Babeland!! They sent this controller to my rescue, in exchange for an honest review. I can honestly say, if you’ve ever wished for more than “high” or “low” speeds on your Hitachi, then this is the box for you!

The Wand Controller looks exactly like you’d think an electrical controller would look. It’s a little control box with a switch and a dial, attached to a heavy-duty power cord. (This cord, by the way, effectively doubles the length of your tether, adding another 6’ to the Hitachi.) It does have a little retro look to it, but never fear…it works! There is also a small metal clip on the back, so this can be attached conveniently to your bedding, nightstand, or other spot. The box/cord combo is fairly heavy, weighing at least a pound.  Be careful where you clip it.

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Operation is easy. There is a three-position switch. The center position is off, which not surprisingly, turns everything off. The right side is “multi speed OFF” which allows the Hitachi to remain on, but bypass the control box. The left side is “multi speed ON” which activates the speed dial control knob. This  all-important knob controls the speed of the Hitachi, but not the intensity. Don’t worry about losing that powerful vibe that the Magic Wand is known for. Turning the dial ramps up the speed from low to high, higher, and highest. (They are actually called ‘no-name lavender section of the dial’, ‘medium’, and ‘high’.) Again, this dial controls only the speed of the super-strong vibrations.

This tool can turn your toy into a whole new toy, or take it down a notch if need be.
Finding the magic is entirely up to you.

Masturbation May

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May 212012
 

Yayyyyy, May is Masturbation Month! (again? already?) As you may know, this annual commemorative month always gets me thinking about masturbation, and masturbation habits and patterns. Here at the naughty spot, we each have our own way of doing things. masturbation man lotion

Whitman often masturbates in the afternoon. When I started thinking about this subject, I noticed that I usually like to get myself off either as I’m falling asleep, or first thing in the morning. It’s a little funny that not only does it help me rest, it can help me wake up. Of course, a morning wake-up call doesn’t require any crazy vibrators or big throbbing rabbit toys. I like to just rub one out with my hand, no sex toys required.

Another way that we differ in this regard is that for Whitman, masturbation is an event. He takes his time and enjoys the process. Seriously, he could masturbate for an hour, I’m sure. On the other hand, I am on a mission. I rarely take the time to enjoy the build up. I’m results-driven in this area, and tend to tally up 4 or 5 orgasms in just a couple of minutes. Then I go on about my business, whether that business is sleeping or waking.

Begging To Be Stained

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May 182012
 

monica lewinskyLunch at my desk today. (Always a bad idea.)

I’m wearing a new dress. It’s cute, it’s summery, it’s blue. It now has spaghetti sauce on it.

SexFairy: Just splashed red sauce on my blue dress. :(  and grrr at myself.
Whitman: that dress is begging to be stained, isn’t it, Miss Lewinsky?
SexFairy: I can think of better ways than pasta to stain this dress, Mr. President!

Spiral pleasure, in 3D

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May 172012
 

Tenga Swirl from BabelandFunny title, isn’t it. Made ya look!

Sexy Babeland was kind enough to let me try the new Tenga Sleeve 3D.  That or they thought my hand was maybe getting tired. Either way, I wasn’t complaining. I got the Spiral style but there is also a “Polygon” style which is more bumpy angled looking.

This is basically a stretchable tube, 4.5” long, made out of what Tenga calls “Ag Antibacterial Elastomer”, or as I like to say in English, “soft pussy”. It comes in this nice plastic see through case, kind of like a museum piece. Just more a touch and feel museum. When I took it off its spindle there was this hard plastic circle inside, which turns out to be for shipping and you should definitely remove it prior to use.

Underneath, you peel off the label and there is a nice little package of “Hole Lotion Real” and an instruction manual, both in Japanese and English, as is your preference. I actually read some of Tenga Swirl - 4.5the instructions, but it’s fairly self explanatory once you get that you are supposed to turn it inside out, so the ridges are inside where they can do some good. The  lotion is supposedly good for one use, though I got two out of it. After that I’ve been using regular water based lube.

You turn it inside out, squirt some lube inside of it, insert and go. It will stretch out to about 11” long and 4” wide, so it should fit all but the biggest liars among you all. This is my fouth Tenga product. I also have the Tenga Flip, the Tenga Eggs, and the Tenga Rolling Head Cup. The Sleeve is more like the Egg in how it feels though the sleeve is far more encompassing and to me, a little better feeling. I like how you can squeeze as much as you like, which is a bit different than the Flip, which has a hard plastic shell with squeeze areas in the middle.

I’ve used it about 6 times now, and each time has been really nice. This is a very soft realistic feeling masturbator that I hope to get a lot of use out of. Tenga claims it’s good for Tenga Swirl next to a mold of my penisabout 50 uses, so give me another week or two and I’ll update you all on how many I get to. So far I am seeing no wear, but it is conceivable I’ll poke through the top eventually.

On an interesting? side note, Tenga won a RedDot Award for Product Design for this. I don’t really know what that means in practice, but for something I stick my cock into and stroke, it sounds pretty cool.

Thanks again to Babeland for letting me play with this, all for the benefit of science, or something.

My Princess

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May 122012
 

gingham dress, petticoat, sexy in heels

 

She puts on her white socks, her shiny black 5” heels, and her Dorothy outfit with petticoats, and then tells me she is so sorry, that she forgot her panties.

Am I upset, or thankful.

I play being upset, and show her how upset her Daddy is at her, by making her sweet ass bright red with my hand.

I love Saturdays.

We tried Japanese Bondage, and Surprise, Liked It!

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May 042012
 

seductive-art-of-japanese-bondageThere are lots of things SexFairy and I thought we would never really be “into” that we’ve tried together and loved. (Face slapping, choking, Daddy/girl…) With that in mind, we were both intrigued when we received the The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori from Good Vibrations. We’ve both insisted that Japanese Bondage is not our thing. We like our “regular” bondage which consists of simple velcro or buckles that just work, fast, easy, and secure. These Japanese bondage photos we’ve seen, while exquisite and sexy, struck us more as “really, are you kidding me, spend all that time, when the hell would we get to fucking?”

Of course, in reality, it turns out that nearly EVERYTHING is our thing. We did a few bondage test runs, and yes, we liked it. (Are you surprised?)

SexFairy, back tie in Japanese BondageThis book is a high-quality paperback, 8”x10”, with about 160 pages full of great information on the basics of Japanese Bondage, the history behind the style, and the differences in “real” or traditional Japanese Bondage, and the “western” version that we see and use today. It takes 43 pages to get actual bonding instructions, and it is those initial pages where this book truly shines. What kind of rope should I use? How do I wash it? What should I expect? What should I be careful of? Even a nice long bondage scene story followed by an analysis of both the Top and the Bottoms experience of the scene.

There are illustrations of 11 different ties from basic to complex. At first I thought the hand drawn illustrations were cheap compared to photographs, but I realized that with the hand drawn it was much easier to see what went where and I tied up SexFairy. A few steps seem to be assumed and I had to pause a few times to figure out what I was supposed to do next. My biggest complaint? Being a softcover the book won’t stay open by itself without really cracking the spine, and I am certainlySexFairy, wrist to ankle, Japanese Bondage not coordinated enough to tie a rope around a person and hold a book open at the same time.

So, Japanese Bondage convert we now are. I’ve even devised my own backup plan for some extensive rope play we hope to engage in shortly. The plan I’ll put in a future post.

Best part, she looked so fucking hot tied up and helpless. I fucked her from behind after putting her into an Arm & Chest tie. :)

GoodVibes.com always has a great selection of books and educational videos.

Daddy Issues

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May 032012
 

I have Daddy issues. All of a sudden. And I like them.
I always thought I wouldn’t be into anything sexual that involved a “Daddy” because, well…I still call(ed) my real-life father “Daddy.” I don’t anymore. I can’t.

I have a new Daddy. Whitman.

After our brief encounter with a young lady looking for a Daddy Dom, Whitman and I gradually came to realize that we found the idea very appealing. We also realized we didn’t need another girl to play that part. This idea has been on the back burner for a couple of topless ruffle pantiesmonths, but it’s been bubbling up and boiling over again suddenly. We’ve had an epiphany of sorts:
Whitman IS my Daddy. This is a totally new dynamic and it’s amazing. It’s sexy, it’s hot, it’s wonderfully fun, and a real turn-on; I’m wet and horny just writing about it.  And get this…even though I normally can’t talk during sex, suddenly, if I’m talking to Daddy I can. I can answer any question, respond to any command, promise him anything.

Even if we’re not really engaging in sexy age-play, I love the feeling I get when Daddy calls me little girl, or babygirl, or of course, princess, in the bedroom or out. When I see Whitman after work, I want to hug him and kiss him and whisper in his ear, “Hi Daddy.” I want to call him Daddy all the time. Names like Sir or Master have always felt contrived and a little cheesy to me.
Calling Whitman Daddy seems like the most natural thing in the world. It’s perfect submission.Racy red riding hood

There have always been some child-like aspects to my personality anyway. For example, even though I’m smart and totally mature, I can be a little naïve, and I take great pleasure in happy things (flowers, kittens, sparkles, shiny iridescent sex toys). Suddenly, though, parts of me are becoming a little more child-like. I really want to wear not just pretty lingerie, but GIRLIE lingerie. Ruffly panties and sparkly costumes, even. I’ve ordered panties, petticoats, and ruffled socks.

I’m dying for this red riding hood dress  to come back in stock.

I know this could be a sexual phase, and it may be something that comes in and out of play for us, but if nothing else, I think the names are here to stay.