Oct 282012

Dr. Laura Berman ® Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls Veronica™The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles.  The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!

This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.

Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!

Pussy weight liftingLast night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.

Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.

Aug 232012

Our friends at CalExotics noticed that I have been sexually opening up as I’ve increasingly begun to think of myself as bisexual. That, and having a few new girlfriends brought us this fun new sex toy. The Love Rider Dual Action Strap-On 7-function vibrating silicone dildo meant forLove Rider Dual Action Strap-On double pleasure.

This is all silicone, (including the straps) with 6” x 1.5” of large black dildo on one side, and a 2.5” x 1.5” large nubby butterfly- like pad on the other. It comes in black or pink and the vibrator needs two AAA batteries. The dildo end is too large for Whitman’s tight man ass, though he does love his prostate play. We’ve been lucky lately in having some very sexy, very fun, very open-minded new girlfriends to play with. I’ve been especially lucky watching Whitman’s face as we play with them. He is SO in heaven.

We told one of our new friends about this toy and she was more than willing to help out with testing. I was so turned on by our friend I volunteered to wear it and be the fuckER, rather than the fuckEE. I do like how having a play “penis” feels and looks on me.  The straps are the only downside to the toy. They’ll fit a 42” waist and are 3/8” wide and stretch out a bit. It was a bit of work to get it comfortable and tight enough. Once I got it on it was difficult to pull the straps tighter, and it did have some flex even then. We instead removed the straps (easy to do) and put the whole vibrating dildo into a nice leather strap on we have. Love Rider Strap-On lengthBecause it’s silicone, we used some nice water based lube and I slowly began inserting it doggy style into my friend. She quickly backed her ass into it, and off we went. The size is just large enough to be hugely fun but not so much it hurts. The nubby pad rubbed against my clit in a really nice way. I say really nice, because Whitman reached in (he’s so controlling) and turned on the vibrator.

Love Rider Strap-On widthThe vibrator is controlled by a little bullet with one on/off button and one button to cycle through the levels and LED lights to let you know where you are, all on 20 inches of cord. There are seven different levels. Slow, medium, fast, a fast pulse, escalating, triple pulse and pause, and triple pulse followed by hard pulse. The medium felt the best to me, but we sure as hell enjoyed trying them all out. We were both having too much fun to stop and switch places, so we just kept going. Eventually I could see Whitman wanted a turn at both of us so we put the Love Rider away for next time.

There will definitely be a next time. And then it’s my turn baby!

Thanks again CalExotics! Can’t way for the next one! Kisses all around.

May 302012

ProTouch PlugFor those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland.

The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you can see, it’s about 5” long and can hit either her G-spot or his prostate. Included is a Sterling Vibe that inserts into the base. As little bullets go, this one works really well. The Protouch is only mildly tapered around the base so don’t’ count on it staying in your ass while doing jumping jacks. What? That’s only me?

We found the Protouch to be pretty fun. SexFairy put it in her strap-on harness and enjoyed some nice pegging time on me. At least until it turned in harness and then was upside down. Also ProTouch PlugSexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.

SexFairy changed to just using the Protouch with her hand and that worked better. Being silicone it did get kind of slippery to hold onto (maybe we need  bike handle on the thing). The vibration felt ProTouch Pluggood, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?

After a thorough cleaning, which is pretty easy and safe with silicone, we changed it up and I played with it inside SexFairy. That, plus some nice circular clit rubbing and she was cumming in no time.

Thanks again to sexy Babeland for this fun toy.
As always, another fun review.

May 252012

Which would you want more?

  • cock ring
  • girth enhancer
  • clit vibrator
  • ball ring
  • a beaver with a metal bar in it’s mouth?

Well with the Phil Varone Pierced Rocker, you get them all in one. Somehow this Phil Varone guy went from being a drummer for bands I’ve never heard of, to actor, to comedian, to reality tv, to porn actor, and now has put his name onto a line of sex toys, all with a photo of, can you guess….Phil Varone. It’s an almost odd assortment of toys, including rings, pumps, and nipple clamps. Just take a look, you’ll see what I mean.

Phil Varone Pierced RockerOur friends over at CalExotics thought we might enjoy trying out the Pierced Rocker. At first look, it took us a moment to figure out what we had. This is made of very stretchy material called TPR (Enhancer) ABS  for the man to wear. The penis goes into to the big red nubby part that both provides some squeezing to the base of your cock as well as adds some girth, and nubs of course. The ring on the bottom, which looks pretty small, actually can stretch around the balls, pulling them up high (not a bad feeling btw). The other side of the ring has some little animal (beaver) holding a small metal bar in it’s mouth. Inside of that there  is a waterproof bullet vibrator.

Phil Varone fuckingIt felt pretty good on me and I enjoyed pushing the vibrator part up against SexFairy’s clit while we fucked. SexFairy said the vibrator part felt good, though she didn’t notice the girth too much (during sex). Still it was pretty cool to have on and made me feel like I too could have sex with a few thousand women (if you read up on Phil Varone’s background this makes better sense).

Afterward, SexFairy said she felt a little sore and we realized it was the part around my cock that was rubbing against her a bit wrong. Still, she did cum a few times, so, TaDa!

Thanks again CalExotics. Another fun toy that we’ll be sure to pull out from time to time.

On a side note to Mr. Varone…we did watch your Strange Sex episode and you seem like a pretty cool guy. Best of luck.

May 172012

Tenga Swirl from BabelandFunny title, isn’t it. Made ya look!

Sexy Babeland was kind enough to let me try the new Tenga Sleeve 3D.  That or they thought my hand was maybe getting tired. Either way, I wasn’t complaining. I got the Spiral style but there is also a “Polygon” style which is more bumpy angled looking.

This is basically a stretchable tube, 4.5” long, made out of what Tenga calls “Ag Antibacterial Elastomer”, or as I like to say in English, “soft pussy”. It comes in this nice plastic see through case, kind of like a museum piece. Just more a touch and feel museum. When I took it off its spindle there was this hard plastic circle inside, which turns out to be for shipping and you should definitely remove it prior to use.

Underneath, you peel off the label and there is a nice little package of “Hole Lotion Real” and an instruction manual, both in Japanese and English, as is your preference. I actually read some of Tenga Swirl - 4.5the instructions, but it’s fairly self explanatory once you get that you are supposed to turn it inside out, so the ridges are inside where they can do some good. The  lotion is supposedly good for one use, though I got two out of it. After that I’ve been using regular water based lube.

You turn it inside out, squirt some lube inside of it, insert and go. It will stretch out to about 11” long and 4” wide, so it should fit all but the biggest liars among you all. This is my fouth Tenga product. I also have the Tenga Flip, the Tenga Eggs, and the Tenga Rolling Head Cup. The Sleeve is more like the Egg in how it feels though the sleeve is far more encompassing and to me, a little better feeling. I like how you can squeeze as much as you like, which is a bit different than the Flip, which has a hard plastic shell with squeeze areas in the middle.

I’ve used it about 6 times now, and each time has been really nice. This is a very soft realistic feeling masturbator that I hope to get a lot of use out of. Tenga claims it’s good for Tenga Swirl next to a mold of my penisabout 50 uses, so give me another week or two and I’ll update you all on how many I get to. So far I am seeing no wear, but it is conceivable I’ll poke through the top eventually.

On an interesting? side note, Tenga won a RedDot Award for Product Design for this. I don’t really know what that means in practice, but for something I stick my cock into and stroke, it sounds pretty cool.

Thanks again to Babeland for letting me play with this, all for the benefit of science, or something.