May 222012

IMG_7637 (Large)There are many, many fans of the Hitachi Magic Wand, or as it is usually affectionately and casually known, “the Hitachi.” Regular readers my know that I’m not one of them. The Hitachi is way too strong for me, and the intensity of the vibration can be almost painful. I never use it for personal masturbation time. It is almost only used by Whitman on me for his own entertainment, or sometimes even punishment…forced orgasms, anyone?

Enter the Wand Controller! This magic box promises to tame the wand’s vibrations so that the Hitachi can work its magic on  my  box! Thanks, Babeland!! They sent this controller to my rescue, in exchange for an honest review. I can honestly say, if you’ve ever wished for more than “high” or “low” speeds on your Hitachi, then this is the box for you!

The Wand Controller looks exactly like you’d think an electrical controller would look. It’s a little control box with a switch and a dial, attached to a heavy-duty power cord. (This cord, by the way, effectively doubles the length of your tether, adding another 6’ to the Hitachi.) It does have a little retro look to it, but never fear…it works! There is also a small metal clip on the back, so this can be attached conveniently to your bedding, nightstand, or other spot. The box/cord combo is fairly heavy, weighing at least a pound.  Be careful where you clip it.

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Operation is easy. There is a three-position switch. The center position is off, which not surprisingly, turns everything off. The right side is “multi speed OFF” which allows the Hitachi to remain on, but bypass the control box. The left side is “multi speed ON” which activates the speed dial control knob. This  all-important knob controls the speed of the Hitachi, but not the intensity. Don’t worry about losing that powerful vibe that the Magic Wand is known for. Turning the dial ramps up the speed from low to high, higher, and highest. (They are actually called ‘no-name lavender section of the dial’, ‘medium’, and ‘high’.) Again, this dial controls only the speed of the super-strong vibrations.

This tool can turn your toy into a whole new toy, or take it down a notch if need be.
Finding the magic is entirely up to you.

Mar 182012

Fifty Shades of GreyThe erotic story “Fifty Shades of Grey” is all over the news suddenly. It’s being labeled as ‘mommy porn’ and something like mainstream BDSM. Somehow ‘mainstream BDSM’ sounds like an oxymoron, BUT there is the promise of bondage and spanking. I must admit  I also can’t stand to be ‘out of the loop’ culturally, so of course I’ve downloaded the book. I’m now in the loop for better or worse. (Mostly worse, but I can’t put the damn thing down.) Consider this a Public Service Announcement:

I’ve quickly made it to page 50 out of over 300, and STILL. NO. SEX. No spanking, no kneeling, no service.

What I’ve read so far is like a cross between the wretched reading that is Twilight (considering that this story started out as Twilight “fan fiction” that makes sense) and a Harlequin Romance. Here is one of my favorite least-favorite lines:“Ana, there’s something about him.” Her tone is full of warning. “He’s gorgeous, I agree, but I think he’s dangerous. Especially to someone like you.”

Blahblahblahblah! Get to the SPANKING ALREADYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Gak. It’s sappy, and it’s not well written. I’m just here for the smut, OBVIOUSLY.

Update: I have finally arrived at the spanking and sex scenes. I’m unimpressed, although I can see how this has sparked the imagination of women everywhere. The reality is that it’s sort of “BDSM lite” but it does remind me that I’m really ready to get back to some raunchy sex with Whitman.

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For what it’s worth, there is a MUCH better book called Carrie’s Story with essentially the same concept – college student owned by handsome zillionaire, but it’s well-written and extremely sexy. Spend your money there.

Mar 172012

Our regular readers know that Whitman enjoys putting SexFairy into positions she cannot escape from. It’s not that she’ll move if instructed not to, but knowing she couldn’t even if she wanted to is so much more fun. [Is it? Sure.] Fortunately our friends over at Babeland offered us something new to try, as we were just hanging around anyway. They sent us some Door Jam Cuffs (a Whitman request, of course). The photo is one of the hotter sex toy photos we’ve seen in a while. Sportsheets also has a fun little video, if you are into that sort of thing.

Door Jam Cuffs sexy photoThe Door Jam Cuffs set is a pair of restraints, each consisting of a Sportsheets fleece padded velcro cuff, permanently attached, via a sewn-in metal ring, to about 8” of nylon strap that wraps around  a 4” long plastic tube with rubber ends (to protect your doors).  The 2”wide fleece cuffs are a little over nine inches long, with an additional five inches or so of velcro. These cuffs could easily accommodate wrists or ankles up to about 12” in diameter, assuming a 1”+/-  overlap.

To us, the beauty of this product is it allows you to secure your lover almost anywhere there is a door. (Though outside the house on a snowy day may be pushing it.) Just throw the tube end over the top of the open door, close the door, put her wrists into the straps, and have your way.

A few usage notes I didn’t think of until we actually started trying them:

  • On an 80” high door, your wrists need to reach up to about 71”, so it’s not for the shorter among us.
  • If you expect the cuffed partner to be pulling on them hard, you really want to have the cuffs on the side of the door that you push open. It works the other way but it could stress out the door and possibly bust something, and not in a good way. Note most bedroom doors open into the bedroom, so your play will be on the outside of the bedroom. Same with bathroom doors. Just something to think about.
  • It will work equally well on the side of the door but not necessarily so on the floor. We have carpet with a bit of gap and the tubes just slide on through the bottom. If your door has a 3/4” gap or greater, this option won’t work for you.
  • The plastic tube can be removed from the straps to be used with other bondage items, or for washing.
  • These can be combined with other bondage equipment, like other straps, cuffs, and clips for use between two doors.

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I’ve tied SexFairy to door frames before but it took a bit more ingenuity and therefore time, which I hate to waste, especially when her ass is sitting there just waiting for me to abuse it.

Bla Bla Disclaimers: So yes, this is a free product review, but hell, we love just about anything having to do with sex. And pending the final week or so of SexFairy’s Labiaplasty recovery, we haven’t put the thing to a serious test, outside of trying it enough to know she’s there, at least till I open the door.

Jan 092012

These nipple clamps are very sexy, but not always the easiest to use. If you like the look of clover clamps, but are a little leery of taking that big step, give the Bound to Please Nipple Clamps from Good Vibrations a try. These 1” x 2” metal clamps, available in chrome plated silver or black powder coat, are modeled on Victorian-era surgical clamps in a mandible style. The tension is adjusted by a screw at the base of the clamp, much like other pincer-style clamps. The two screws are attached by an 18” chain that can be tugged for added sensation, or that adds weight to the clamps just by being there. The chain is removable – it unscrews from the clamps near the adjustment screws. The packaging is a small clear plastic box with a sexy girl having her TONGUE clamped.
(I wouldn’t recommend that as a use for these clamps. OW!)


Whitman used these on me not too long ago, and I must say the pain is exquisite. The actual clamps are very small rubber-coated pincers. I did think they might be too small to be effective. I was wrong. Whitman felt like they were a little difficult to get adjusted at first, but once they were on, they stayed on. My little nipples were held at attention while he flogged them until I almost cried. The pressure from the tiny clamps became more and more intense until finally Whitman pulled them off one at a time…pop! pop! I didn’t know whether I should cry from relief, or from the pain that then flooded my nipples once again now that they were free! Overall, I would say these clamps serve their purpose and are great intermediate-level clamps for anyone interested in ramping up their nipple play a little bit.

Thanks to Good Vibrations for letting us give these a try in exchange for an honest review!!

Nov 172011

I love sexy lingerie and sexy clothes…you know, like CLUBWEAR. I have sort of a ‘dress problem,’ actually…I keep buying sexy dresses, hoochie dresses, hot tops, stripper shoes and such. This wouldn’t be a problem, except my sexy-clothes addiction outpaces my sexy-places-to-go agenda!

Every year as the holiday party season fires up, I say, “I have more party dresses than I have parties!” This year is no exception. Of course, this sexy sequin overload has not stopped me from ordering this hot number from EdenFantasys, and wish-listing several more. Now I just need to find some hot parties to attend!! Which leads me to this…

It has come to our attention that we don’t get out enough.

SO…Whitman and I are on a mission to make some new friends, or maybe even some new friends-with-benefits. On this New Friends Plan, hopefully we’ll go lots of places for me to wear my new (and existing) collection of smokin’ hot slutwear.

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys storeI’m a sexy-dress-aholic, and as addictions go, I guess it’s not a bad one to have. It’s right up there with my addiction to shopping for sex toys, which is also not a bad thing. The good news about both of these "problems" is that the price is right and the service is great at EdenFantasys, and their shipping is lightning-fast! Anything I order will be at my door within a couple of days. Perfect!! Now if any new social engagements come up, I’ll be ready to pick something new with a quickness. Because of course I always need JUST ONE MORE sexy dress!!

Oct 152011

The Rippler from GoodVibes.comWOW. This is one amazing dildo. It’s an amazing size, an amazing design, and oooooh, an amazing pretty grape-popsicle-purple color!  Good Vibrations sent this to me in exchange for an honest review, and I can honestly say it’s awesome!

If you like girth and texture, then the Rippler is the toy for you. Available in metallic purple (like mine), emerald green, or black silicone, this is a real beast. At 1 5/8” (at the narrow head) widening to
1 7/8”diameter (near the base) and 7 1/4” long, no matter where you use it, you WILL be filled by the Rippler. The nice curve is perfect for g-spot stimulation, and the namesake ripples increase sensation. The shape is somewhat ‘realistic fantasy phallus’ with its obvious head, but that’s the only similarity to a real penis. The color and the ripples are pure fun!! No veins here!!

The Rippler from Goodvibes.comThe Rippler is easy to use and just as easy to care for. Clean it up before and after use with soap and warm water. Like all high-quality silicone toys, this one is non-porous and sterilizable by boiling or throwing it in the dishwasher (top rack only!) for five minutes or so. The Rippler is a little bit of a lint magnet, but luckily the clear plastic clamshell package that it arrives in would also be great for storage. There are no obvious seams, rough edges or other flaws to get in the way of fucking the orifice of your choice with this toy.

This dildo is strap-on harness compatible, but the Good Vibes site does mention that due to the Rippler’s girth, (in case you missed it) you may need a larger o-ring for your harness. My harness is not an o-ring harness, and this barely fits through the leather opening, and even then I can’t snap the inner panel over the base.
If you plan to use this with a harness, measure carefully first.
If you plan to use it otherwise, get busy!!

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Jul 282011

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We get a lot of packages in the mail. These packages are mostly sex toys. Thank goodness for EdenFantasys and their TOTALLY discreet shipping!! None of my teenagers has ever asked what could possibly be in these boxes that arrive almost daily. Wouldn’t YOU want to know if your mom got 4 or 5 packages in ONE WEEK from “Web Merchants, Inc.?” EdenFantasys advertises themselves as ‘the sex shop you can trust’ and it’s true. Their billing and their shipping are always totally discreet. Their customer service rocks, and you can’t beat all of the REAL REVIEWS of toys on their site!! It’s a vicious cycle. The more I read, the more I want!

Whitman and I don’t live together. The mail comes here, to me, from EdenFantasys and whatever other stores are in the mix.  I always wait until I see him to open the boxes. Some weeks there are a lot, some weeks not so much. This week has been a boom week,with a package arriving almost every day so far. I know what’s in all of those boxes up there, and even though sometimes I think of opening them, when they arrive, I always wait. It’s so much more fun to open them together! I just smile and place them on the shelf. When we are together, we’ll hop on the bed and he’ll open them, and we’ll both peer inside for a peek of what’s new. Then we’ll Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys storeplay.

I want him to hurry up, though. There are a couple of nifty new silicone vibrators to try, and those will be fun, I’m sure. The package that arrived today, though, holds the golden ticket! It’s a LEATHER STRAP ON HARNESS!!  I am so excited and hope that Whitman will let me give him some anal pleasure this weekend. (Are you reading this, Whitman?? Pleeeeeease???)