Carrying on in my lubricant research, I decided to check out Wet Synergy +Cool Tingle lubricant from Good Vibrations. They get an honest review of their product, and I get to try a new lube. Win / Win, right?! Wet Synergy is a hybrid lubricant, combining water and silicone based lubes for the best of both. (This does mean you “shouldn’t use this with your silicone toys”, but we did, and they’re still intact. So are we.)
I’ve always said “I don’t like tingle lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like warming lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like cooling lubes and lotions.” Always. They burn. They especially burn my delicate ladybits. The ones that don’t DON’T burn don’t really feel like ANYTHING. It’s becoming apparent to me that I need to quit making blanket statements like this, because I always end up being WRONG!
This “tingle” lubricant was no such thing. It was definitely COOLING, and had a great minty fresh smell, a lot like toothpaste. The cooling, however, wasn’t an ‘icy-hot’ feeling like so many cooling lubes have. It was really COOL. The ingredients include peppermint, and I’m guessing that’s the secret – peppermint, not menthol, which DOES burn.
+Cool is thick and rich; it doesn’t run or drip. The best part, though, is the taste! I’ve always ALSO said, “I don’t like flavored lubes.” That’s for no reason other than they taste gross. I like the way cock tastes. No need to cover it up. HOWEVER, once again, I have to eat my words along with Whitman’s cock, because, YUM! This lube tastes like minty-fresh mouthwash, or even doublemint gum. Whitman said it was like eating pussy and getting a mouthwash at the same time! I thought it was like licking a big candy-cane-cock!
Overall, this was a wonderful lubricant for toy play, his and hers handjobs, oral sex, and intercourse. It was minty fresh, non-drippy, non-staining, tastes great, smells great, doesn’t burn, and at about $7 for a 1.9 ounce bottle, it’s a good buy, too.
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I’m a collector of “big” rings anyway, so I was thrilled to see the Rumblin’ Rose Waterproof Ring Vibrator in my mailbox. My Rumblin’ Rose “Gossip Ring by Hustler Toys” is a 1.5” red TPR rose (also available in purple). I love the size and style of this ring in general, but when you add in the little tiny bullet vibe that’s (mostly) hidden in the center?? I love it even more! Unfortunately the vibe pokes out from behind the rose just a liiiiitle too much for me to feel comfortable wearing it for everyday wear. I can just imagine the curiosity of the folks at my office: “Why does your ring have a little weenis?” This ring would be great to wear out at night to a dark club for a little secret titillation of your date, or wear it to a sexy party of any sort!
The pendant itself is about the size of my thumb, and is embossed with ‘pirate-y’ designs all the way around the smooth matte finish. It is stylish, and looks like an unusual “statement necklace.” The ball chain is 27” long and is also a matte black. The good part of this necklace, though, is the powerful hidden vibrator! The tiny nub near the top of the pendant not only attaches is to the chain, but controls the FIVE-SPEED vibe. Yes, FIVE different speed and vibration patterns are right there all the time! Increase the speed or change the pulsing by repeatedly pushing the button. You do, however, have to cycle through all five to get to “off.”
strap-on dildo.
Remember in the Woody Allen movie Sleeper, the sex machine called the “Orgasmatron”? Even as a young man I thought that was the greatest futuristic invention in the movie. Even better than dessert foods as healthy.