Predictive(predictable) Sexting

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Apr 122011

I use SwiftKey “smart keyboard” for my phone. It ‘learns’ words and phrases that I use, and offers them to me as I type — a little more reliably than regular predictive text. Sometimes. Sometimes I think it’s making jokes at my expense, or I’m a slutty drunk. Maybe both.

I started typing “Enjoy your first day of v…”
(where ‘v’ = ‘vacation’).
My phone’s #1 suggestion?

VODKA.

Yes, friends, enjoy your FIRST DAY OF VODKA.

I started typing ‘Get your butt…’
(intended phrase = ‘get your butt to school!’)
My phone’s first suggestion for the next word in this phrase?

PLUG.

GET YOUR BUTT PLUG??

Am I really that easy? Probably.

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DDD says:

April 14, 2011 at 8:34 am

Sounds like that is one smart phone …

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- Sex Fairy says:
  
  April 15, 2011 at 10:04 am
  
  Smarter than I am, apparently!
  
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