Apr 212013

No, contrary to what we though, this giant stroker was NOT the most embarrassing sex toy ever to be found in our house.

That would be this gem:


We received this as a free review item. We were boggled when we received it, and we’re still boggled. I just found it in the bottom of the closet as we were moving some things around the house. Whatman said, “Oh shit, that’s still here?!”

I don’t know what to do with it, nor how to dispose of it. I wish there was “Scary Sex Toy Disposal Amnesty Day” somewhere. You know, like community hazardous waste amnesty day.