The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles. The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!
This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.
Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!
Last night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.
Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.
After SexFairy rolled off, she spent some time licking Kitten’s clit, and being the generous guy I am, I took my turn and went down on Kitten, paying special attention to licking her ass. We took a little break, caught up on our drinks [see photo above], kissed some more, when I decided that SexFairy needed some special attention. I looked at Kitten, and said, would you like to FIST fuck SexFairy. OMG Yes. SexFairy was a bit apprehensive, but once I get to a certain stage, I stop paying attention to apprehensiveness.
Kitten and I lay SexFairy back, and I poured a generous serving of oil on SexFairy’s sweet lips and rubbed it all over Kittens hand. She started with a single finger, and then two. I showed Kitten how to squeeze her hand nice and slim, and told her to keep going. Soon it was four fingers going deep into SexFairy, all the way to Kitten’s thumb. Kitten tucked her thumb in and soon had her whole hand inside SexFairy. My one hand was rubbing SexFairy’s clit while my other held a video camera (and no you can’t see it, but it’s fucking hot as hell). SexFairy also rubbed her clit as Kittens hand was pounding deep into SexFairy’s very wet pussy. [see photo to the right]
Kitten and I let her recover while I gave Kitten’s ass some more kissing while she stood naked against the open window. What a view that was from both sides. SexFairy came over with her drink, and somehow spilled it all over her naked chest. Instead of letting her clean it up, I pushed her down onto the chair as Kitten and I licked the drops off her body. [see photo to the left]
A box arrived recently. Inside that box was another box. The colorful inner box made a few claims, including that it contained "The Ultimate in Feminine Arousal!” Damn, and all this time I thought that was my Whitman!
Then we started learning about different sex toy materials, what’s body-safe, what’s not. We learned that our nice silicone toys can’t be used with our favorite silicone lubricants. We now have a large collection of lubes: flavored, not flavored, silicone, water-based, and oil. They all have their place in our sexual repertoire.
Most recently, we’ve added some new play partners. Neither Whitman nor I have had to buy condoms in years, but this recent development has added “safe-sex” education to our schedule. There are tons of new condom styles these days! Whitman is sampling condoms of all different sizes, shapes, and materials to find out what feels best.
Our relationship started off hot and stays hot because we’ve always been interested exploring and learning about sex and about each other. I hope we never stop.
double pleasure.
Because it’s silicone, we used some nice water based lube and I slowly began inserting it doggy style into my friend. She quickly backed her ass into it, and off we went. The size is just large enough to be hugely fun but not so much it hurts. The nubby pad rubbed against my clit in a really nice way. I say really nice, because Whitman reached in (he’s so controlling) and turned on the vibrator.
The vibrator is controlled by a little bullet with one on/off button and one button to cycle through the levels and LED lights to let you know where you are, all on 20 inches of cord. There are seven different levels. Slow, medium, fast, a fast pulse, escalating, triple pulse and pause, and triple pulse followed by hard pulse. The medium felt the best to me, but we sure as hell enjoyed trying them all out. We were both having too much fun to stop and switch places, so we just kept going. Eventually I could see Whitman wanted a turn at both of us so we put the Love Rider away for next time.