Pussy Prettification Project, Part 5 (an update)

Feb 232012

I’m home. Whitman is taking wonderful care of me, of course. He always does.

Contrary to my previous post about the anesthesia being “conscious sedation”, I really had a very light general anesthesia – no intubation, paralyzation, etc. So I was out, but not deeply, and not for long.

I was home about 3 hours after the surgery; I had some breakfast and a nap. The pain is minimal so far, but we’ll see as the surgery meds start wearing off. As of now, I’m feeling good and looking Frankenstein-ish! I have about 20 stitches – 10 on each lip. I’ll post some pics of the healing but not yet. I don’t want to scare everyone off!

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2012
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2011
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Breaking through the ceiling
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Better than a Finger
For those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland. The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you [...]
Fucking like a rock star
Which would you want more? cock ring girth enhancer clit vibrator ball ring a beaver with a metal bar in it’s mouth? Well with the Phil Varone Pierced Rocker, you get them all in one. Somehow this Phil Varone guy went from being a drummer for bands I’ve never heard of, to actor, to comedian, to reality tv, to porn actor, and now has put his name onto a line of sex toys, all with [...]
My Magic Box, or How I Tamed the Hitachi
There are many, many fans of the Hitachi Magic Wand, or as it is usually affectionately and casually known, “the Hitachi.” Regular readers my know that I’m not one of them. The Hitachi is way too strong for me, and the intensity of the vibration can be almost painful. I never use it for personal masturbation time. It is almost only used by Whitman on me for his own entertainment, or sometimes even punishment…forced orgasms, [...]
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Begging To Be Stained
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Spiral pleasure, in 3D
Funny title, isn’t it. Made ya look! Sexy Babeland was kind enough to let me try the new Tenga Sleeve 3D. That or they thought my hand was maybe getting tired. Either way, I wasn’t complaining. I got the Spiral style but there is also a “Polygon” style which is more bumpy angled looking. This is basically a stretchable tube, 4.5” long, made out of what Tenga calls “Ag Antibacterial Elastomer”, or as I like [...]
My Princess
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Daddy Issues
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You Make Me Feel Like a Porn Star
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Clone-A-Willy, Two Cocks are Better than One
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A Special Club
SexFairy and I are drinking (gin and tonic for her and bourbon for me) and watching MyFreeCams together. Girls & women, naked and dressed, English speakers and not so English speakers. We are seeing who is cute, who is funny, who is sad, who has nice tits, who has weird implants, and on, and on. We see this one girl with very small tits, who makes a joke about her “very large tits” which you [...]
A Masturbator Toy to Make HER Jealous
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Sexy Fools Day $25 Gift Card Contest
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The First Time, All Over Again
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I Just Had Sex
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Pussy Prettification Project, Part 8
My old labia had a fan, and I didn’t even know it! Certainly Whitman’s always been a fan, and I’ve never been worried about that. However, it’s always nice to hear from a random stranger now and then about how awesome my pussy is and/or was. I had a really nice comment on Reddit over the weekend. It made me smile: “Plus one for a sex blog, but jeeesus christ you had a labiaplasty!? [...]
Fifty Shades of Dull
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