My name is Sex Fairy and I have large labia.
I have REALLY large labia, actually. I always have. I always have as long as I can remember, anyway. I’ve always hated them, too. I used to daydream of asking my gynecologist if there was a medically necessary reason to have them cut off. That was just a daydream, of course. An annual daydream. I mean, sure, I could just have them “reduced” at the cost of thousands of dollars for cosmetic surgery. Not an option, unfortunately.
This year, with my feet in the stirrups and his face peering between my knees, I actually gathered my courage and just asked the man. “Sooooo…I know this has been going around cosmetically, but is there any medically necessary reason that I could have these labia reduced?? <cringe>”
Imagine my surprise and elation when he answered without hesitation, “Sure. Labial Hypertrophy.” OH.MY.GOD. Why didn’t I ask ten years ago?? Fifteen?? I was overcome with excitement and absolute elation. The doctor then proceeded to describe the procedure to me, how he would mark, match, trim, and stich, all the while flapping my lips around as a demonstration with his gloved hands. I wanted to laugh out loud, partially at the image – the gloves pulling my labia left, right, back and forth – and partially at my silliness in waiting so long to ask. (The truth is that I probably wanted to laugh out loud IN GIDDY JOY!) I almost danced out of the office, I was so excited. I’ve managed to tell way too many people about this surgery in the past two weeks, but in the same vein, I’m way too excited about it! I feel like this is a dream come true, and naysayers be damned.
I’m counting down now…it’s just over one week until I lose these lips.
Follow along as The Pussy Prettification Project is in full effect.
Oh no! But they’re so pretty– they look just like orchid petals (and lets face it, once nature takes to an idea it tends to repeat it at every opportunity.). If you must you must but make absolutely sure– and educate yourself before you let anyone nip your bits. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/26/violetblue1126.DTL
Thank you so much! I do love orchids, (and all flowers), but I don’t want them in my pants!! I’m absolutely beyond educated on this subject, trust me. This is important to me not just for cosmetic reasons, but for practical reasons as well. I’ll be writing more about this over the next two weeks. I hope you’ll follow along!
Oh SF… I am speechless. You look beautiful and I really mean that. I guess if this part of your body causes you pain and interferes with your day to day life or your sex life then that might be very different but otherwise…. oh as I said I am lost for words and feeling really rather sad.
Your friend
Mollyxxx
Oh, Dear Molly…
Don’t be sad or speechless. It’s something I’ve wanted for a very long time, and I’m really thrilled!