Apr 242013

I, Whitman, was out of town last night on some very mundane family business. SexFairy was home alone last night, which gives her some time to catch up on reading and missing me.

I came home this afternoon. SexFairy is still at work. I found this magazine page open on our bed.

I fantasize about other men all the time

The article was titled “Her Darkest (and hottest) Sex Secrets Revealed.”

Coincidence? Is she trying to tell me something?

We occasionally role play during sex, which is like pretending to be something, or someone, you aren’t. Isn’t it? But is that the same as “fantasizing about other men?” I don’t think so. It’s still me, even if I am in a tie being the stern teacher with a paddle.

I have sometimes encouraged SexFairy to flirt with other men, and women of course. But in our current relationship, she’s never fucked another man. I have watched her get fucked by another man, but as I was fucking another woman at the same time, that’s not quite the same. Once, knowing she was meeting an old boyfriend for a drink, told her I wanted her to kiss him in the parking lot. She says she did.

In her life before me, her husband at the time would bring other men home and let them have sex with her. I think she really enjoyed that, and while I’ve suggested it in play, she has never taken me up on it. We have had quite a few MFF threesomes, but never a MMF threesome.

Then again, maybe she doesn’t want me and another man, maybe she just wants a different man, meaning one who isn’t me. I doubt it, but if she did, I’d probably be okay with it. I want her to have everything and everyone in the world she wants to. That’s how much I love her. As long as she comes back to me, because I’d miss her. Oh, and I hope she’ll wash his cum out of her hair first.

Apr 232013

For a couple of years, Whitman and I were in a situation that kept us apart. Sometimes it was weeks at a time. Sometimes it was a month or more. Days, weeks, no matter how long, it was heartbreaking. Every time we were together, there was an end. He left. I waited to see him again. It hurt. It felt like an eternity.

Now we live together, and our time apart is less. Even though he travels sometimes for work, I always know when he’ll be back. There’s no question of “When will I see you again?”

On top of that, we have full-immersion time together every weekend.

Pure bliss.

This is good. Sometimes we do nothing. Sometimes we do everything.

Then Monday comes. We’re apart again. I hate it. It’s like my heart is being ripped out because I have to spend nine hours away from my love. Nine hours??? That’s all??? It feels like an eternity all over again every week.

Apr 222013
Is Mutual Masturbation Really “Sex”?

Whitman and I sort of had an “appointment” for sex after work today. Okay, not “sort of had,” we DID have an appointment. Which is good, because I was worried we weren’t having ‘enough’ sex these days. (Whatever THAT is.  Whatever it is, it’s totally my fault, by the way.) We showered and hopped naked [...]

Apr 212013
Scary Sex Toy of the Week

No, contrary to what we though, this giant stroker was NOT the most embarrassing sex toy ever to be found in our house. That would be this gem: We received this as a free review item. We were boggled when we received it, and we’re still boggled. I just found it in the bottom of [...]

Apr 172013
Stroking It All the Way to the Dumpster

Whitman ordered this penis pump out of curiosity a while back. We tried it out, determined it was a little weird, and I never saw it again. The other night, this box accidentally popped out from under the bed. Conveniently, I needed something to rest my fingers on while polishing my nails. Whitman said to [...]

Mar 262013

you aren’t home yet but I was thinking of you like right, what’s new so I made you cookies they are oatmeal you won’t be happy I made them but you will smile because I love you so I made you cookies

Mar 252013
Instructions for the weekend.

The past few weekends seem to have involved things to do or people to see that weren’t each other. We’ve been together, but haven’t had any really significant time to be dirty with each other. This last weekend we knew we’d have some time and my head(s) were full of ideas. The plan was we’d [...]

Jan 232013
Divine Little Orgasm Giver

We have quite a collection of toys here including a couple big handheld vibrators. While fun in their own right, they are plug-ins and a bit heavy making them not always the best for the grab and go orgasms. So we were pretty happy when CalExotics sent us this powerful little wonder. The Divine Harmony [...]

Jan 152013
Kitten got a Conscience

I know we’ve been kind of quiet lately. That doesn’t mean good and sexy things aren’t happening. There are so many new good stories to tell. On a quick catch up note, our girlfriend Kitten decided that she didn’t want to be having sex with other people besides her main boyfriend. We’ve never met him, [...]

Dec 282012
My balls are so Posh

The holidays are full of joy. Friends gather to exchange tokens of love and share in large festive meals, often with copious amounts of alcohol. All this eating and drinking can make us feel quite full, and by the end of December, many of us look to our newly enlarged waistlines and butts, and think [...]