I had a dream two nights ago that I was going down on another woman. This is a little funny because (if you’re a regular reader you know this) I don’t really consider myself THAT bisexual.
It was like I was watching a movie, and the camera zoomed in on a perfect little pink vulva between two legs, which spread open before me on a nicely made bed. There was no kissing, no fondling, no boobs. I couldn’t see anything but cunt. I zoomed in on her, and swirled my tongue around, dipped it in, and then (don’t ask me why I remember this directional detail so vividly – it’s a dream!) I darted my tongue left to right across her clit hood, and she came. I stood, I left. Whitman was there, so was this pussy’s man. It was very matter-of-fact. Odd, but pretty fucking hot.
I probably had this dream because of the inordinate amount of time I spend, along with Whitman, looking at pictures of hot naked girls while updating our Tumblr. It’s just all gorgeous, all the time! (For the record, I have started adding some photos of hot GUYS, just FYI, if any of you ladies want to check it out!)
Anyway, I do find photos of women sexy, hot, and beautiful. I often get turned on when Tumbling. I also like lesbian porn (as evidenced by last night, but, ahem. I digress…). Of course I’m open to anyone of whatever gender that wants to pleasure ME, THAT’S a given. When it comes to reciprocating, I HAVE gone down on women before, but I’ve never felt confident about it. It’s almost like I don’t WANT to because I don’t REALLY KNOW what I’m doing!! I like to excel at everything I do. It’s just the way I am.
I awoke with a feeling that it would ‘be okay’ to try again, although I was disappointed that I’d forgotten to try putting my finger(s) inside of her. Maybe next time!
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few drinks, and then went back to Maria’s place. After a bit of casual chatting, the three of us are lounging on Maria’s bed when Maria asks me to read some porn off her phone.
If you have never watched two girls doing this in front of you, then I feel very sorry for you. It was amazing. I just stood there, erection in hand, watching them rub away. They were tribbing for a good five minutes. Incredible.
We flip SexFairy around and back Maria goes to licking her pussy. Well seeing Maria’s lovely naked ass upright I could help but take her from behind. So I am now fucking Maria, while Maria is licking Sex Fairy.