Sep 282012
 

Platinum Edition Personal PleasurizerA box arrived recently. Inside that box was another box. The colorful inner box made a few claims, including that it contained "The Ultimate in Feminine Arousal!”  Damn, and all this time I thought that was my Whitman!

CalExotics sent me their Platinum Edition Personal Pleasurizer to play with. “Sorry Whitman,” I said,  "You can watch, or you can help, but this one is all for me!” (Don’t worry, he really didn’t mind.)

The Personal Pleasurizer Platinum is almost exactly like “The Original” Pleasurizer models, except it adds six more vibrating functions, for a total of nine levels of platinum pleasure. The fun end of this toy is made of TPR, or thermoplastic rubber, and is available in Blue, Purple, and Pink. TPR is a slightly porous material, so you should use condoms and clean well if you share this toy. It’s 7.5” long from base to end with just under 3” of insertable length. That’s okay because this is not meant to be a deep thrusting toy as much as a clitoral and g-spot stimulator.

Even though it’s a big nub, the g-spot end is very flexible. I kind of like the softer flexibility as I often find really stiff vibrators to be just too much at times. The vibrator itself is just below the tickler scoop portion, so the clitoral vibrations are pretty strong, but the g-spot vibrations dissipate somewhat as they travel up the shaft.

I put in two AAA batteries (not included), turned the self locking waterproof top, and gave the single button on the bottom a push. This first level is the lowest  and it’s pretty damn enthusiastic. Two more pushes and it almost jumped out of my hand. I think it wanted to be on my pussy as much as I wanted it there! The next six levels went through a variety of on / on / off / on patterns. These are seriously strong vibrations, especially for such a otherwise small and inexpensive toy.

You can use either silicone or water based lubes with TPS, and I usually go with silicone when I can, but it’s nice having the choice. After playing with this in my hands for a couple minutes while Whitman eagerly watched, I was pretty wet already. I started, gently at first, to play with the Pleasurizer against my skin. As I put it inside me I knew this would not take very long. As soon as the ticklers on the scoop touched my clit I felt an orgasm coming. This quickly took me to the edge and over, helped along by Whitman teasing my nipples while I came. I lost track of how many times I came. Whitman said 5 or 6, but by then, who the fuck is counting anymore!

What happened next, you can pretty much guess. After Whitman fucked me hard for  a nice long time, he picked up the Pleasurizer and gave me one more round on the toy. And after everything else, I think it took about 10 seconds. But I was NOT watching the clock.

Thanks again CalExotics. The fun just keeps on buzzing!

Jul 232012
 

naked girl cuffed to ceilingWe have a decent assortment of bondage equipment already; leather cuffs, thigh straps, bed straps, collars, hog ties sets, spreader bars, etc. We also have a pair of furry handcuffs we’ve been playing with lately. If anything, we have so many bondage things that it’s often hard to find the one I’m looking for, especially with a rock hard erection in the dark.

So I was admittedly a little dismayed when CalExotics sent us what appeared to be, hand cuffs. Plain chrome hand cuffs. These aren’t police grade or anything. Thin metal with a little safety latch on the side (should one partner pass out while fucking the other hand cuffed partner, for example).  Am I missing something? I have had these for a few weeks now, not reviewing them because I’m thinking, what the hell am I supposed to say, about hand cuffs. It’s like writing about a glass of water.

Chrome Hand Cuffs

Then I started thinking, and looking, and thinking. What’s NOT normal about these cuffs, is the chain between them. It’s over 18” from cuff to cuff. Most play cuffs are more like 3”.  I started doing image searches for “sex hand cuffs”, “long chain cuffs” , even “passed out sex hand cuffs” cause ya never know. And my brain started working, thought it admittedly had to fight for blood.

Naked girl cuffed in bath tubSo with a long chain between the cuffs, what could you do that maybe you couldn’t do with the short chain. Well, you could go around much larger things. You could stretch and reach out to “attachments”  that short cuffs wouldn’t. You could cuff your girl to her girlfriend, and then take them out to a bar for drinks. They could move, but not separate. With the right clothing, only you would know. Like Siamese sex twins. Good for covert bondage.

A simple benefit is, she could have the cuffs on and lie on her back. Her hands would be on her side, but she could only reach by moving the other hand in the same direction. And it wouldn’t hurt because she would not be lying on top of the cuffs, just the chain.

Another thing I realized, is that in it’s own way, this is kind of adjustable. Any link can be inserted into the cuff bar before you close it, essentially allowing you to shorten the effective length. Sure there’ll be some links hanging loose, but then if she runs, you’ll be better able to hear her!

Here’s a short list of other thoughts I’ve had. I’m sure there are millions more ways to use hand Nude Girl tied to treecuffs, outside of a police car. But most of these ideas take advantage of the fact that the chain is longer.

  • bed post
  • tree
  • kitchen cabinet
  • staircase
  • telephone pole
  • around a chair
  • shower bar

Thanks CalExotics, for these fun hand cuffs. With a  little imagination, they too have become a great addition to our sex toy collection.

Jun 072012
 

Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers I’ll have to admit that as much as I’ve learned to love sex toys, I’ve always been afraid of things that look like this:

There’s just something about the hoses and bulbs and cups that scares me. Maybe it’s the medical or industrial look. Maybe I’m just afraid of looking wacky, like a victim in a sexy sci-fi movie. When Erotic Toy Town said they were sending the Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers along, it was no different. I was excited, yet terrified at some level. I’m sure Whitman found the look of slight panic on my face rather amusing.

It turns out that I was afraid for no good reason. This kit comes with two round nipple suction cups and one thin oval suction cup for the clit, each with its own vibrating bullet. These are attached to a rubber squeezable bulb that when squeezed produces pretty strong suction. It has a little quick release button on the side, but Whitman more enjoyed pulling it hard until it popped off. You can see the skin being pulled all the way into the bulb.

The continuous suction provided by the nipple suction cups feels amazing. This toy creates a steady, hard pull that’s almost impossible to create with a mouth. The little bullets add vibration for extra stimulation, but honestly, I love the sucking without the vibration. This is a great toy for beginners, or people like me who might not be sure about pumps and such. It’s easy to use, and the purple color is really pretty and thereby non-threatening. Just place the cups on the appropriate body parts (nipples and clit), then start pumping the bulb until it feels good (or hurts, as is your preference). Release as needed. This toy can also be used in the tub, and would be easy to use alone, not just with a partner, although having four hands helps.

Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers The first time we used this, the clit sucker wouldn’t quite stay attached. I’m not sure if it’s because of my anatomy or what was happening, but we couldn’t get a good seal, and ended up suctioning that cup to my belly. (All three cups have to be attached to something to create suction.)

Our second try proved to work a little better. Whitman used more lube, massaging my clit to get it nice and engorged, and was then able to suck my clit hood up all the way up into the cup. I felt the full effect of the nipple suction and the clit suction at the same time. My clit is a very sensitive, so that was bordering on too much, but it did keep my attention focused there. The nipple suction felt incredible, and left my nipples standing tall when we removed the cups. He played with it a little and then fucked me while it sucked away. It was quite fun having so much attention all over my body.

The Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers  also comes with a toy cleaner, two sample lubes, and a blindfold. It is really nice to see a company go the extra mile by including these additional and oh-so-sexy items.  Thanks again to Erotic Toy Town for giving us this fun toy to try!

FYI – it doesn’t work on Whitman’s man hairy nipples, and he didn’t offer to shave his chest, so this review is most definitely one-sided.

May 302012
 

ProTouch PlugFor those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland.

The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you can see, it’s about 5” long and can hit either her G-spot or his prostate. Included is a Sterling Vibe that inserts into the base. As little bullets go, this one works really well. The Protouch is only mildly tapered around the base so don’t’ count on it staying in your ass while doing jumping jacks. What? That’s only me?

We found the Protouch to be pretty fun. SexFairy put it in her strap-on harness and enjoyed some nice pegging time on me. At least until it turned in harness and then was upside down. Also ProTouch PlugSexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.

SexFairy changed to just using the Protouch with her hand and that worked better. Being silicone it did get kind of slippery to hold onto (maybe we need  bike handle on the thing). The vibration felt ProTouch Pluggood, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?

After a thorough cleaning, which is pretty easy and safe with silicone, we changed it up and I played with it inside SexFairy. That, plus some nice circular clit rubbing and she was cumming in no time.

Thanks again to sexy Babeland for this fun toy.
As always, another fun review.