May 302012
 

ProTouch PlugFor those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my prostate. So we were pretty excited to be asked to try out the Protouch Plug from Babeland.

The Protouch is a silicone vibrating plug from Tantus. As you can see, it’s about 5” long and can hit either her G-spot or his prostate. Included is a Sterling Vibe that inserts into the base. As little bullets go, this one works really well. The Protouch is only mildly tapered around the base so don’t’ count on it staying in your ass while doing jumping jacks. What? That’s only me?

We found the Protouch to be pretty fun. SexFairy put it in her strap-on harness and enjoyed some nice pegging time on me. At least until it turned in harness and then was upside down. Also ProTouch PlugSexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.

SexFairy changed to just using the Protouch with her hand and that worked better. Being silicone it did get kind of slippery to hold onto (maybe we need  bike handle on the thing). The vibration felt ProTouch Pluggood, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?

After a thorough cleaning, which is pretty easy and safe with silicone, we changed it up and I played with it inside SexFairy. That, plus some nice circular clit rubbing and she was cumming in no time.

Thanks again to sexy Babeland for this fun toy.
As always, another fun review.

Jul 282011
 

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We get a lot of packages in the mail. These packages are mostly sex toys. Thank goodness for EdenFantasys and their TOTALLY discreet shipping!! None of my teenagers has ever asked what could possibly be in these boxes that arrive almost daily. Wouldn’t YOU want to know if your mom got 4 or 5 packages in ONE WEEK from “Web Merchants, Inc.?” EdenFantasys advertises themselves as ‘the sex shop you can trust’ and it’s true. Their billing and their shipping are always totally discreet. Their customer service rocks, and you can’t beat all of the REAL REVIEWS of toys on their site!! It’s a vicious cycle. The more I read, the more I want!

Whitman and I don’t live together. The mail comes here, to me, from EdenFantasys and whatever other stores are in the mix.  I always wait until I see him to open the boxes. Some weeks there are a lot, some weeks not so much. This week has been a boom week,with a package arriving almost every day so far. I know what’s in all of those boxes up there, and even though sometimes I think of opening them, when they arrive, I always wait. It’s so much more fun to open them together! I just smile and place them on the shelf. When we are together, we’ll hop on the bed and he’ll open them, and we’ll both peer inside for a peek of what’s new. Then we’ll Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys storeplay.

I want him to hurry up, though. There are a couple of nifty new silicone vibrators to try, and those will be fun, I’m sure. The package that arrived today, though, holds the golden ticket! It’s a LEATHER STRAP ON HARNESS!!  I am so excited and hope that Whitman will let me give him some anal pleasure this weekend. (Are you reading this, Whitman?? Pleeeeeease???)

Jun 172011
 

So… pegging. I’m new to it. I like it.

It feels good to me, especially using the ‘ray gun,’ but I wonder…

I wonder if fucking someone with a fake penis is similar to running a race on prosthetic legs?

It must feel so good to run, but the runner isn’t really FEELING the ground under their feet.

When I’m pegging, it’s like, “OMG, YES!!! I’m DOING the fucking and it feels SO GOOD, but I can’t really FEEEEEL it…”

How much better must this feel with a real penis??

(This DOES NOT mean that I’d rather have a penis than a pussy, by the way.)

Jun 032011
 

Once we were both home, we walked out to the pool. Now this is a somewhat public pool and  we were still dressed from work. However it was quiet that night and we were both feeling a bit frisky. We both stripped by the side of the pool and got in. The water felt great swirling around my free cock, and I noticed SexFairy’s nipples getting extra perky. I preferred to think of this as due to her state or arousal but in fairness it was more likely the cool temperature of the water. I  on the other hand found my erection growing. This of course was helped along by her hands gently stroking it under the water.

We stayed in about 10 minutes, enjoying the sensation of skinny dipping greatly. That and the threat of being found out made it even more exciting. Of course after playing with each other under the water, we were more than ready to head in for some more private play time.

Recently we acquired a new toy. Now often a toy is either for her (think vibrator), or for me (think masturbator sleeve), or for one of us to use on the other (crops, cuffs, collars). This toy was different. It is meant to work for both of us at the same time. I’m talking about a GalPal, which is a double ended dildo, or more specifically,   a strapless gal pal strapless strap-on Dildo strap-on dildo.

Think of a gun shape, only made of silicone and meant to go in your ass. The idea is that a female puts the short thicker  end(about 3 inches) in her pussy, and while squeezing to keep it in place, then inserts the other end into either another woman’s pussy or ass, or a man’s ass (about 7 inches). Well that night there was only the two of us, and as I don’t have a pussy to keep it in place, she got to, well, drive.

First I did a little cleaning of my posterior, inside and out. We find this not only gets out everything  you’d rather not see in your bedroom, it also lubes me and helps open my ass up for her.

SexFairy spent a nice amount of time first sucking my cock, then fingering my ass and getting it nicely lubed up and open. I was lying on my back as she put the short end of the GalPal into her pussy, and then inserted the longer end into my ass. I will say it didn’t feel so bad. While I’m am 100% straight, there is something nice about having my ass and prostate played with. Check out my older post OMFG – prostate massage!

Now with me on my back, SexFairy was having difficulty penetrating as easily (deeply and quickly) as she wished. So I flipped over onto my knees doggy style. Her comment amused me. “That’s a new approach”, she said. I didn’t reply but thought “Darling, I’m an expert at doggie.”

Now she had it going. Soon she was fucking me very hard and fast. I have never really experienced pegging before, much less been really fucked like this, and I rather liked it. So did she. In fact, the bump on the GalPal was pressing on her clit, and in combination with what she later described as a fantastic view, caused her to cum. And cum very hard she did. And that made her pump me even harder. This went on a good 20 minutes I’d say, though I was definitely NOT watching the clock. In fact my head was buried down into my pillow, my hand was stroking my cock, as she was fucking my ass.

After a few orgasms on her part, it was my turn. She removed the toy out of herself, and then out of me. I grabbed one of our sex pillows (a Liberator Jaz), put her on her back with  the pillow under her ass leaving her pussy nice and high for me. Grabbing both her legs upright in front of me, I plunged my cock into her. After my vigorous ass fuck she deserved my cock as hard and fast as she gave it to me. I did not disappoint. I finished by pumping my huge load of cum all over her stomach. It was glorious.

We both collapsed. Not that there was any choice, as neither of us could really walk anymore.

In a sense, I’ve lost my anal virginity too. Soon I want to try putting the short end into my ass and seeing if I can DP her with my cock in one hole and the GalPal in the other. Fingers crossed, legs wide open.