Aug 022012
 

I’m consistently amazed by how many forms love, sex, and lust can take on. Sex is not just intercourse, obviously, but maybe it’s two people not even touching. I’m talking about mutual masturbation. It can be just as hot, just as arousing, just as sexy as fucking.
(Or maybe it’s called “taking-turns masturbation.” Seriously, what’s the term for this? Serial masturbation?)

Whitman and I were lying in bed, chatting about nothing and everything and sexy stuff in between.  (I’m starting to notice that lots of my stories start this way, but I digress…) We weren’t holding cocktails, as we often are, but we were holding cock. Whitman’s cock, to be specific. Not at first, though. We were just having a varied and wide-ranging conversation, bouncing from here to there and back to here again.

Male masturbationWe were talking about his upcoming business trip and how lonely I’d be, and how nice it would be for me to have company at night while he’s gone. We watched a video online of a cock being teased mercilessly by a sexy lady. I was also telling him about some of my suddenly-bubbling-over bisexual desires… things like placing my mouth to tits, lips to lips, tongue to ass.

As we talked, I lightly stroked Whitman’s cock, which had grown rock-hard. I used my fingers to swirl the pre-cum all around the head. We kept talking casually, and then suddenly he grabbed his own erection, taking it from my hand. It was like an uncontrollable urge. He stroked and stroked, as I lightly brushed his balls with my fingers. He came in an instant, it seemed. Semen was everywhere, coating his cock and his hand. I hopped up to get him a warm washcloth.

Female MasturbationThat’s when I felt the wetness that had escaped my folds and seeped down to my inner thighs. I hadn’t moved or touched myself while I watched Whitman. Just from watching him and whispering dirty words to him I was swollen and dripping wet. I stopped in my tracks and returned to the bed. It was my turn to have an uncontrollable urge to touch myself, and my turn to cum.

May 212012
 

Yayyyyy, May is Masturbation Month! (again? already?) As you may know, this annual commemorative month always gets me thinking about masturbation, and masturbation habits and patterns. Here at the naughty spot, we each have our own way of doing things. masturbation man lotion

Whitman often masturbates in the afternoon. When I started thinking about this subject, I noticed that I usually like to get myself off either as I’m falling asleep, or first thing in the morning. It’s a little funny that not only does it help me rest, it can help me wake up. Of course, a morning wake-up call doesn’t require any crazy vibrators or big throbbing rabbit toys. I like to just rub one out with my hand, no sex toys required.

Another way that we differ in this regard is that for Whitman, masturbation is an event. He takes his time and enjoys the process. Seriously, he could masturbate for an hour, I’m sure. On the other hand, I am on a mission. I rarely take the time to enjoy the build up. I’m results-driven in this area, and tend to tally up 4 or 5 orgasms in just a couple of minutes. Then I go on about my business, whether that business is sleeping or waking.

May 172012
 

Tenga Swirl from BabelandFunny title, isn’t it. Made ya look!

Sexy Babeland was kind enough to let me try the new Tenga Sleeve 3D.  That or they thought my hand was maybe getting tired. Either way, I wasn’t complaining. I got the Spiral style but there is also a “Polygon” style which is more bumpy angled looking.

This is basically a stretchable tube, 4.5” long, made out of what Tenga calls “Ag Antibacterial Elastomer”, or as I like to say in English, “soft pussy”. It comes in this nice plastic see through case, kind of like a museum piece. Just more a touch and feel museum. When I took it off its spindle there was this hard plastic circle inside, which turns out to be for shipping and you should definitely remove it prior to use.

Underneath, you peel off the label and there is a nice little package of “Hole Lotion Real” and an instruction manual, both in Japanese and English, as is your preference. I actually read some of Tenga Swirl - 4.5the instructions, but it’s fairly self explanatory once you get that you are supposed to turn it inside out, so the ridges are inside where they can do some good. The  lotion is supposedly good for one use, though I got two out of it. After that I’ve been using regular water based lube.

You turn it inside out, squirt some lube inside of it, insert and go. It will stretch out to about 11” long and 4” wide, so it should fit all but the biggest liars among you all. This is my fouth Tenga product. I also have the Tenga Flip, the Tenga Eggs, and the Tenga Rolling Head Cup. The Sleeve is more like the Egg in how it feels though the sleeve is far more encompassing and to me, a little better feeling. I like how you can squeeze as much as you like, which is a bit different than the Flip, which has a hard plastic shell with squeeze areas in the middle.

I’ve used it about 6 times now, and each time has been really nice. This is a very soft realistic feeling masturbator that I hope to get a lot of use out of. Tenga claims it’s good for Tenga Swirl next to a mold of my penisabout 50 uses, so give me another week or two and I’ll update you all on how many I get to. So far I am seeing no wear, but it is conceivable I’ll poke through the top eventually.

On an interesting? side note, Tenga won a RedDot Award for Product Design for this. I don’t really know what that means in practice, but for something I stick my cock into and stroke, it sounds pretty cool.

Thanks again to Babeland for letting me play with this, all for the benefit of science, or something.

Apr 062012
 
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I’ve said before, women have it made when it comes to sex toys. The variety of vibrators, dildos, bullets goes on and on and on. I took a look at the California Exotics web site, and did a quick very scientific study of the sex toys available. They have 1,406 toys for women. Men? Only 719. Of which, 250 are rings which are really more for her pleasure, or to help keep your cock hard, again, for her. Hence, in my quasi roundabout sexual math statistical analysis, women have a 3 to 1 SEX-TOY-ADVANTAGE.

So, imagine how happy I was to get a surprise toy in the mail from CalExotics, that was just for Travel Gripper BJ & ASS Masturbatorme! The Travel Gripper B.J. & Ass Stroker. SexFairy and I opened this together and upon touching it I started to get hard. Seriously. This is 5.5 inches of very soft, almost realistic feeling PureSkin, a blend of PVC and silicone. If I had a full sex doll made out of this, well, I’d, well, you know. I would, too. It smelled a little funny out of the package, but a little washing helped a bit.

SexFairy was admittedly jealous that she didn’t have her own cock to put inside this. It felt that good. This particular one has one end that vaguely resembles a mouth, and the other that vaguely resembles an asshole. But in practice, there is no difference between the two ends [real imagewomen would argue otherwise].

That night SexFairy and I had a nice fuck (sans toys) of which in part was motivated by how turned on we both got seeing and touching the Gripper.

The next day, I pulled up some sexy naked women on the computer, lubed up my cock, dripped some into the gripper, and went to work. [Reviewing sex toys is such HARD work.] The first moment was a bit off. The Gripper is heavy on both ends and fairly flexible. As I was stroking it, holding my hand around the middle, the top would somewhat flap as I pulled it up high. Eventually I changed my hand position so that my index finger went inside the top hole. This was now perfect. My hand kept the top from flapping AND on each down stroke the tip of my finger pushed against the top of my cock. I enjoyed about a full hour of masturbation with this Travel Gripper BJ & ASS Masturbatortoy, and came seriously hard.

Looking at it afterward, I realized I had started to tear the hole a bit. I’m not sure if this will get worse, or stay about where it is pictured here. Given how other similar toys take my cock, I imagine it won’t get much worse and will be a favorite for a long time to cum, come, cum.

As to “travel”? Well it is certainly small enough that it would fit in a bag without displacing anything important, like underwear. That being said I won’t be putting into my carry on luggage. Just not something I want to discuss with TSA in front of a crowd. Now for my next driving trip….hell yes, this will be cumming along, as will I.

There are a couple varieties of this product, but it’s just color (pink or light purple) and different ends, which as I mentioned doesn’t really matter.

Thanks to California Exotics, who provided us this toy at no cost  in exchange for an honest review.

Mar 092012
 

I arrived at the Gynecologist / My Hero’s office right on time yesterday. I was actually a little nervous about my follow up visit. I think maybe the doc is the first person to ‘really see’ what I look like post-op, and that’s why I was nervous.

Whitman has seen a little bit of the “new me,” obviously. (Mostly because I randomly keep saying, “Look how cute!” and pulling down my panties to show him the frontal view. I’m obsessed.) I’m trying to wait though, until the stitches are gone and I’m all healed up and extra pretty to really show him.

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2 weeks

Anyway…after circling the packed parking lot I entered the packed waiting room. (I always wonder if this is a good sign or a bad one…who has to circle the lot at the GYNECOLOGIST??) I smugly took my seat among all of the pregnant ladies waiting. I was smug because a) I’m not pregnant, and b) I have a cute new pussy.

Fast forward to the exam room. “So,” he says, “How sore were YOU two weeks ago?”
“Not that bad,” I answered. He stopped in his tracks, looking shocked. We talked a little about my recovery – how it hurt quite a bit day one and two, but mostly I considered myself  ‘sore’ the rest of the time. He then let me in on a little secret: “Every time I do this surgery, I just cringe. It just makes my scrotum retract.” Laughing, he demonstrated by pulling his fists in little balls close to his neck. He wins the Best Doctor Ever Award, hands down.

He then actually took a look. I think he was as pleased as I am! We discussed my bruising, the rest of the stitches (soon to be completely dissolved), and that since I’m still tender and a little sore that I should wait another week to resume sexual activity. I knew this already. I can tell my body that part of my body is not ready for sex yet. The rest of my body, and actually the rest of my genitals, actually, are TOTALLY ready for sex. I’m craving sex. I’m dying for sex.

Blowjobs for Whitman, Whitman masturbating over my chest and then over my face while I suck his balls and he pours a huge amount of cum onto my face…?? All great, and really, really hot, but no substitute. I want to fuck.

Jul 292011
 

Wet Synergy +Cool TingleCarrying on in my lubricant research, I decided to check out Wet Synergy +Cool Tingle lubricant from Good Vibrations. They get an honest review of their product, and I get to try a new lube. Win / Win, right?! Wet Synergy is a hybrid lubricant, combining water and silicone based lubes for the best of both. (This does mean you “shouldn’t use this with your silicone toys”, but we did, and they’re still intact. So are we.)

I’ve always said “I don’t like tingle lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like warming lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like cooling lubes and lotions.” Always. They burn. They especially burn my delicate ladybits. The ones that don’t DON’T burn don’t really feel like ANYTHING. It’s becoming apparent to me that I need to quit making blanket statements like this, because I always end up being WRONG!

This “tingle” lubricant was no such thing. It was definitely COOLING, and had a great minty fresh smell, a lot like toothpaste. The cooling, however, wasn’t an ‘icy-hot’ feeling like so many cooling lubes have. It was really COOL. The ingredients include peppermint, and I’m guessing that’s the secret – peppermint, not menthol, which DOES burn.

+Cool is thick and rich; it doesn’t run or drip. The best part, though, is the taste! I’ve always ALSO said, “I don’t like flavored lubes.” That’s for no reason other than they taste gross. I like the way cock tastes. No need to cover it up. HOWEVER, once again, I have to eat my words along with Whitman’s cock, because, YUM! This lube tastes like minty-fresh mouthwash, or even doublemint gum. Whitman said it was like eating pussy and getting a mouthwash at the same time! I thought it was like licking a big candy-cane-cock!

Overall, this was a wonderful lubricant for toy play, his and hers handjobs, oral sex, and intercourse. It was minty fresh, non-drippy, non-staining, tastes great, smells great, doesn’t burn, and at about $7 for a 1.9 ounce bottle, it’s a good buy, too.

Jul 082011
 

I really want to buy Whitman a new toy. I want to buy him a ‘male masturbator’ toy to be a little more specific about it. It’s for his “personal” time obviously, but as I’ve mentioned, I have recently become fascinated by watching him masturbate. It makes me wet just to think of him thrusting his cock into one of these toys.

I looked at EdenFantasys, and I’m a little overwhelmed by all the types of man-toys! I’m not even counting prostate massagers, cock rings, and the like. I’m focusing on masturbation toys right now. They seem to fall into a few basic categories: “realistic” body part masturbator toys, the Fleshlight, other sleeve-type toys (how ‘pocket pussies’ and ‘masturbation sleeves’ are different is beyond me, so I’m lumping them together here), and the hands-free Cobra Libre.

There’s a lot I DON’T KNOW about man toys, but here are a few things I DO KNOW:

I know he mentioned the Cobra Libre HANDS-FREE masturbator in an earlier post. I know he’s still intrigued by it. The reviews are all over the place, however, and it’s pretty expensive. It vibrates the head, but there’s no room to thrust. Whitman is a thruster.

I know he already HAS a Fleshlight. It’s a bit cumbersome. OBVIOUSLY another one would be a little redundant.

I know the Tenga FlipHole FEELS SO GOOD! We poked our fingers in, rubbed on, and generally thoroughly played with one or two of these the last time we were at a sex store. The Tenga silicone just feels so amazingly yummy. We have Tenga eggs and love the way they feel. I want a penis so that I can use this.

I ALSO know that I’m not interested in buying a “realistic body part” masturbation toy. It’s unnecessary. He has the most realistic body-part fuck toy ever.  ME.
Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Jun 132011
 

Whitman and I were seated outdoors at a darling little Greek café late on a warm summer evening. I could barely walk after the sex we’d just finished up. After an hour or more of hot, hot, HOT play, (including Hitachi punishment) he finally filled me with hot cum and called it a night. We’d barely cleaned up, thrown on our clothes, and rushed out the door to make it to the restaurant before closing time.

As we enjoyed our wine, I was purring about how good Whitman’s big.fat.cock. had felt inside of me, and I was still throbbing and dripping, and so on and so forth as I rubbed hisnot our waiter leg under the table.

As I continued basking in the dreamy afterglow, our dinner arrived…

and WHOA, it was way. too. much. food! I’d ordered a big crazy appetizer platter as my dinner, and it was at least enough for three people. Whitman cracked a joke to the waiter about trying to fatten me up. The waiter never missed a beat and said,

“You’re ABOUT TO GET a fat one!”

I’m assuming he meant if I ate all of that food (never in a million years, by the way). “HAH!” I thought. “I JUST HAD about all of the fat one I can handle!”

Jun 082011
 

I wrote a couple of weeks ago about people having particular and personal masturbation styles. I’m a two-fingers on the clit hood girl, myself. I just sort of drag/massage my fingers in a firm circle, and BAM! I don’t need any penetration, just the rubbing. Speaking of rubbing, I just realized as an adult, that oftentimes younger girls will hump their teddy bears, or pillows, or the bed, whatever. I never did this. Apparently I was missing out as a teen! Speaking of NOT rubbing, I’d really like to learn the mind-cum trick…being able to think myself off (!), or cum on a verbal command from Whitman with no touching necessary. Maybe one day.

For now, this is the closest I get to cumming in my panties – when I watch this video. I’m not sure what it is about this, but wow, does it make me wet! It’s even better with sound.

I’m not sure how it came up, but about a year ago, I had a sudden (and very unusual) urge to HUMP something, something like my pillow. I DIDN’T, because it seemed a little odd and not “my thing” (see: habits, above), and because there’s something slightly humiliating and "public" about masturbating this way. I mentioned my urge to Whitman one day while we were dirty chatting working, and he sent me this video. I got SO. TURNED. ON. It was insane.

He then instructed me to masturbate on camera (yes! at my office!) for him. I did. (speaking of slightly publicly humiliating…)
Then I was HORNIER THAN EVER. He told me to go home and yes, actually hump my pillow that night. I did. It was incredibly hot. Something about that orgasm was very intense, yet somehow unfulfilling. It seemed muffled, like it had a pillow over it. Go figure.

I haven’t really done it since, but I’m feeling that urge again. I just watched “the pillow-humping video” (as I call it) again. I couldn’t could barely keep my two fingers out of my panties AGAIN. Fuck. Is it 5 o’clock yet?

May 272011
 

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I read an article once that claimed people learn to masturbate using a preferred
method / position / stroke / whatever, and never. change. ever.
I believe this. I’ve been masturbating in essentially the same way all these years. (This is very likely why I have a hard time getting off with out my legs in a certain. way. Yes, just… like… that.)

Enough about me…I started thinking about watching Whitman jerk off (OMG SO HOTT) and thought “Ohmygod, what if he’d done something totally strange* because he didn’t know I was watching?!?! What if he sucked his thumb, or spanked his own ass, or had some funny little quirk that only he knows about??
Would this man, who I find to be irresistibly hot and sexy become less so? More so?

*I do mean “strange” in a totally NON-JUDGMENTAL way. To each his own. What I mean here is “non-standard.”