The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles. The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!
This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.
Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!
Last night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.
Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.
double pleasure.
Because it’s silicone, we used some nice water based lube and I slowly began inserting it doggy style into my friend. She quickly backed her ass into it, and off we went. The size is just large enough to be hugely fun but not so much it hurts. The nubby pad rubbed against my clit in a really nice way. I say really nice, because Whitman reached in (he’s so controlling) and turned on the vibrator.
The vibrator is controlled by a little bullet with one on/off button and one button to cycle through the levels and LED lights to let you know where you are, all on 20 inches of cord. There are seven different levels. Slow, medium, fast, a fast pulse, escalating, triple pulse and pause, and triple pulse followed by hard pulse. The medium felt the best to me, but we sure as hell enjoyed trying them all out. We were both having too much fun to stop and switch places, so we just kept going. Eventually I could see Whitman wanted a turn at both of us so we put the Love Rider away for next time.
I was outside, naked, on my back, on an inflatable raft. It was the afternoon, the hottest part of the day.
Our friends over at CalExotics thought we might enjoy trying out the Pierced Rocker. At first look, it took us a moment to figure out what we had. This is made of very stretchy material called TPR (Enhancer) ABS for the man to wear. The penis goes into to the big red nubby part that both provides some squeezing to the base of your cock as well as adds some girth, and nubs of course. The ring on the bottom, which looks pretty small, actually can stretch around the balls, pulling them up high (not a bad feeling btw). The other side of the ring has some little animal (beaver) holding a small metal bar in it’s mouth. Inside of that there is a waterproof bullet vibrator.
It felt pretty good on me and I enjoyed pushing the vibrator part up against SexFairy’s clit while we fucked. SexFairy said the vibrator part felt good, though she didn’t notice the girth too much (during sex). Still it was pretty cool to have on and made me feel like I too could have sex with a few thousand women (if you read up on Phil Varone’s background this makes better sense).
I can gather some friends, pick up a pile of fattening / greasy / spicy food, all sit on some overstuffed couch in front of a large screen overpriced television set, and watch a bunch of men run around a field while smashing their bodies against each other and occasionally patting their buddie’s butts, aka the Super Bowl XVIIVLMX between some team and some other team.