The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles. The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!
This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.
Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!
Last night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.
Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.
A box arrived recently. Inside that box was another box. The colorful inner box made a few claims, including that it contained "The Ultimate in Feminine Arousal!” Damn, and all this time I thought that was my Whitman!
double pleasure.
Because it’s silicone, we used some nice water based lube and I slowly began inserting it doggy style into my friend. She quickly backed her ass into it, and off we went. The size is just large enough to be hugely fun but not so much it hurts. The nubby pad rubbed against my clit in a really nice way. I say really nice, because Whitman reached in (he’s so controlling) and turned on the vibrator.
The vibrator is controlled by a little bullet with one on/off button and one button to cycle through the levels and LED lights to let you know where you are, all on 20 inches of cord. There are seven different levels. Slow, medium, fast, a fast pulse, escalating, triple pulse and pause, and triple pulse followed by hard pulse. The medium felt the best to me, but we sure as hell enjoyed trying them all out. We were both having too much fun to stop and switch places, so we just kept going. Eventually I could see Whitman wanted a turn at both of us so we put the Love Rider away for next time.
We have a decent assortment of bondage equipment already; leather cuffs, thigh straps, bed straps, collars, hog ties sets, spreader bars, etc. We also have a pair of furry handcuffs we’ve been playing with lately. If anything, we have so many bondage things that it’s often hard to find the one I’m looking for, especially with a rock hard erection in the dark.
So with a long chain between the cuffs, what could you do that maybe you couldn’t do with the short chain. Well, you could go around much larger things. You could stretch and reach out to “attachments” that short cuffs wouldn’t. You could cuff your girl to her girlfriend, and then take them out to a bar for drinks. They could move, but not separate. With the right clothing, only you would know. Like Siamese sex twins. Good for covert bondage.
cuffs, outside of a police car. But most of these ideas take advantage of the fact that the chain is longer.
The Bounding Bunny is only about 5.5” long, so it’s easy to take along. Consider yourself warned, however: there is no ‘lock’ on the power button. So far, I’ve had this turn on 3 times in my purse while out and about, at work, or in the store. My advice here is travel with the on AA battery out! The vibrations are strong and buzzy, especially for a toy of this size.
One single light up blue button on the very bottom of the toy controls all of the action. Push to start cycling through the speeds and patterns. The light flashes in time with the vibrations, which is an exciting bonus. (Well, it’s exciting if you’re like me, and easily amused.) Hold the button down and the toy turns off. When you start again, the pattern starts at the beginning.
Ahhhhh, summertime, when thoughts turn to schoolgirl costumes! It boggles the mind to consider the varieties of schoolgirl outfits available these days. I’m not even talking about do-it-yourself outfits (like mine). You know, just grab a plaid skirt and a white shirt and some cute stockings and shoes. Throw on a push-up bra, some ruffled panties, and tie up a ponytail and voila! Instant school girl! I wore that last weekend for the first time in a while. I think Whitman was glad to see the outfit make an appearance again, and I know I enjoyed wearing it! No wonder this is such a classic fantasy outfit. It looks sexy and it feels damn sexy!!
I’m talking about the actual role-play costumes available for purchase out there. They’re proliferating like sex toys!! There are demure schoolgirls with jackets and layers of undies, bikini-top schoolgirls, crotchless schoolgirls, red, white, and blue schoolgirls.
I’ll have to admit that as much as I’ve learned to love sex toys, I’ve always been afraid of things that look like this:
The first time we used this, the clit sucker wouldn’t quite stay attached. I’m not sure if it’s because of my anatomy or what was happening, but we couldn’t get a good seal, and ended up suctioning that cup to my belly. (All three cups have to be attached to something to create suction.)
For those of you who follow us, you know we have a fondness for tools that do for us, what we can’t do for ourselves, or each other. While I can reach SexFairy’s gspot with finger, cock, and even tongue, her fingers don’t always quite reach my 
SexFairy tends to get pretty vigorous and managed to pop it out of her harness. We definitely need to get some o-rings to adjust for these smaller toys.
good, and not too strong. However the lack of directionality on the base continued to prove a bit of a problem. Something we’ve encountered with a few other toys as well. Like is oval that hard a shape? Really?