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Mar 262013

you aren’t home yet

but I was thinking of you

like right, what’s new

so I made you cookies

they are oatmeal

you won’t be happy I made them

but you will smile

because I love you

so I made you cookies

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“I fantasize about other men all the time.”

I, Whitman, was out of town last night on some very mundane family business. SexFairy was home alone last night, which gives her some time to catch up on reading and missing me. I came home this afternoon. SexFairy is still at work. I found this magazine page open on our bed. The article was titled “Her Darkest (and hottest) Sex Secrets Revealed.” Coincidence? Is she trying to tell me something? We occasionally role play [...]
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I Don’t Like Mondays

For a couple of years, Whitman and I were in a situation that kept us apart. Sometimes it was weeks at a time. Sometimes it was a month or more. Days, weeks, no matter how long, it was heartbreaking. Every time we were together, there was an end. He left. I waited to see him again. It hurt. It felt like an eternity. Now we live together, and our time apart is less. Even though [...]
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Is Mutual Masturbation Really “Sex”?

Whitman and I sort of had an “appointment” for sex after work today. Okay, not “sort of had,” we DID have an appointment. Which is good, because I was worried we weren’t having ‘enough’ sex these days. (Whatever THAT is. Whatever it is, it’s totally my fault, by the way.) We showered and hopped naked and playfully into the bed. I suggested that we just hang out naked, but then I remembered how beautiful his [...]
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Scary Sex Toy of the Week

No, contrary to what we though, this giant stroker was NOT the most embarrassing sex toy ever to be found in our house. That would be this gem: We received this as a free review item. We were boggled when we received it, and we’re still boggled. I just found it in the bottom of the closet as we were moving some things around the house. Whatman said, “Oh shit, that’s still here?!” I don’t [...]
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Stroking It All the Way to the Dumpster

Whitman ordered this penis pump out of curiosity a while back. We tried it out, determined it was a little weird, and I never saw it again. The other night, this box accidentally popped out from under the bed. Conveniently, I needed something to rest my fingers on while polishing my nails. Whitman said to use the box; it didn’t matter, because the toy was gone. I asked where it went, and he said, “I [...]
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you aren’t home yet but I was thinking of you like right, what’s new so I made you cookies they are oatmeal you won’t be happy I made them but you will smile because I love you so I made you cookies
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Instructions for the weekend.

The past few weekends seem to have involved things to do or people to see that weren’t each other. We’ve been together, but haven’t had any really significant time to be dirty with each other. This last weekend we knew we’d have some time and my head(s) were full of ideas. The plan was we’d start our games Saturday morning and she could put my cock into it’s cock cage early on, to keep me [...]
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Divine Little Orgasm Giver

We have quite a collection of toys here including a couple big handheld vibrators. While fun in their own right, they are plug-ins and a bit heavy making them not always the best for the grab and go orgasms. So we were pretty happy when CalExotics sent us this powerful little wonder. The Divine Harmony is a nice compact vibrator at just under 7”. The tip has a shape similar to other handhelds but at [...]
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Kitten got a Conscience

I know we’ve been kind of quiet lately. That doesn’t mean good and sexy things aren’t happening. There are so many new good stories to tell. On a quick catch up note, our girlfriend Kitten decided that she didn’t want to be having sex with other people besides her main boyfriend. We’ve never met him, and probably never will, but he sounds like a nice guy. So when we hadn’t heard from Kitten for a [...]
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My balls are so Posh

The holidays are full of joy. Friends gather to exchange tokens of love and share in large festive meals, often with copious amounts of alcohol. All this eating and drinking can make us feel quite full, and by the end of December, many of us look to our newly enlarged waistlines and butts, and think “Shit, I need to start working out!!!” One oft- ignored workout place is our insides. Specifically our Kegel Muscles. Now [...]
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Exercising My Love Muscles

The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles. The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and [...]
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Anal Aftermath

I just read Whitman’s account of our totally successful but nearly-disastrous crisis-averted lost anal plug story! It’s sort of funny in retrospect, and it was sort of funny just after it happened, but as it was happening?? OHMYGAHHH… I do like anal sex. It doesn’t always work out for me, but when it does, it’s amazing. This was one of those cases. It worked. It realllly worked. Whitman had fucked my ass, and fucked it [...]
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Fun to Cum – Tribbing Dominant GF Inbound

This evening we have a friend coming over whom we haven’t seen for some time now. This friend, Maria, has been known to accost SexFairy in the women’s bathroom at bars, pull down her pants or up her skirt, and thrust her tongue across SexFairy’s clit while fingering her pussy. SexFairy likes those bathroom trips. Shortly after I met Maria, we had a nice fivesome (three women plus me and another guy). I know my [...]
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Polite Whores say “Yes Please”

Last Saturday night, SexFairy and I had a pretty damn good dinner, got a bit drunk, and then a bit horny, and ended the night with a sexual first, in a kind of funny whoops way. SexFairy likes being, shall we say, restrained. She says she finds it comforting and arousing at the same time. I have tied her body with rope, tied her to the ceiling while standing, tied her bent over to a [...]
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It Makes Me Think of Doing Things to Her

[Get your very own private SexFairy photo, details at the bottom] Whitman and I had a little chat this morning, about lingerie, nipples, and my being bi: Whitman: That’s pretty lingerie on tumblr SexFairy: it IS. I found it on Pinterest, but it’s here…the lingerie is pretty OR maybe just her nipples are so pretty :) Whitman: that’s the kind of comment someone attracted to women would say. Her nips look awesome [...]
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Taking our girlfriend on vacation, Part II

[Part II of a two part story, continued from Part I] where we take our girlfriend Kitten away to a theme park for the weekend… (photos in this post are of us from that day) After a day in the park, we went back to the hotel, all got naked, and started drinking. On thing we love about Kitten is she is miraculously good at getting naked. We hadn’t been in the hotel room 30 [...]
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My new Personal Pleasurizer

A box arrived recently. Inside that box was another box. The colorful inner box made a few claims, including that it contained "The Ultimate in Feminine Arousal!” Damn, and all this time I thought that was my Whitman! CalExotics sent me their Platinum Edition Personal Pleasurizer to play with. “Sorry Whitman,” I said, "You can watch, or you can help, but this one is all for me!” (Don’t worry, he really didn’t mind.) The Personal [...]
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Taking our girlfriend on vacation, Part I

[Part I of a two part story] So we rather have a somewhat steady girlfriend. Kitten is mid-twenties, bisexual, open minded, with tattoos and a tongue piercing, and a fuck of a lot of fun. SexFairy mentioned her first in the post “I Suck At Squirting”. On a rather last minute whim, we decided to take a weekend at a theme park destination. Then, a few hours later, feeling a bit sexy and a little [...]
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Naughty Education

Whitman and I are old enough and experienced enough to consider ourselves sexually “educated”. I mean, at a certain point, you think you know everything there is to know, right? It turns out, though, we’ve had a lot to learn over the past few years. First, we learned (and are still learning) about each other: what we like, how we’re kinked, some new turn-ons, and surprising things we didn’t even know about ourselves, much less [...]
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Strap on fun for her, and her, and indirectly, him.

Our friends at CalExotics noticed that I have been sexually opening up as I’ve increasingly begun to think of myself as bisexual. That, and having a few new girlfriends brought us this fun new sex toy. The Love Rider Dual Action Strap-On 7-function vibrating silicone dildo meant for double pleasure. This is all silicone, (including the straps) with 6” x 1.5” of large black dildo on one side, and a 2.5” x 1.5” large nubby [...]
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