Aug 202012
 

clip3So, suddenly everyone Whitman touches squirts like crazy. Except me. First there was Ivy, then our new friend Kitten. He made her squirt twice in a row within minutes, and she said that’s never happened. (She knew she could squirt, just not multiple times.) I was really proud of him, because, well…WOW.
Around the same time, a third friend told me she’d squirted for the first time that week. REALLY?? WHAT THE HELL??

After the second girl, I started to feel a little pouty, like I’m missing out on something. It’s also starting to sound like a bit of a challenge. Certainly I can squirt just as well as everyone else!! Right?? I can do everything!! Can’t I?! I’m the princess, I want one!!

I’m obsessing about it now. I want him to do this to me. I want to do it for him.

We tried this “project” a couple of years ago, and I came to the conclusion that I’m physically not a squirter. Everything I’ve read lately, though, says that everyone is physically capable of doing it. And apparently, Whitman’s the  PussyMaster. Did he not try hard enough on me? Did we give up too soon? I don’t think we cared at the time, but I want to try again.

We put “make SexFairy squirt” on our to-do list for the weekend, along with “install dimmer switch” and things like that. We didn’t quite get to it, even though we did have a sexy debauched weekend (more on that later).

I may suck at squirting, but like I’ve always said, some of us are better at sucking than others!

Aug 132012
 

Ivy, our sexy new friendSexFairy always believed in Fairies, but not in Squirters, until the other night.

Let’s call her “Ivy”. I found her on OkCupid, and from there we went to our mutual Fetlife accounts. She’s early 30’s, polyamorous and bisexual. Ivy has beautiful face with long golden hair over a very sexy body that she knows how to move.

Ivy is also quite intelligent with a strong understanding of what she wants in her romantic and sexual relationships. She very much knows what she’s interested in, and what /who works for her and does not. More than SexFairy and I do at this point. We are certainly still evolving.

The three of us met for dinner and had some lovely chemistry going. We made plans for an upcoming Saturday night, to which I included a presumptive offer of a sleepover, just in case, well, you know.

That Saturday was just two nights ago and I feel like I just have to share:

We enjoyed a slightly decadent dinner, mixed in with a few drinks and a few kisses here and there. Apparently SexFairy got the first kiss from Ivy while I wasn’t watching. And I love watching girls kiss, but really, who doesn’t. My first kiss came soon enough, followed by more for SexFairy.

We moved into the bedroom and got naked. More kissing ensued, followed by a tangling of limbs and tongues I rather lost track of. I know both girls enjoyed each other, and I enjoyed both of them.

Sidebar: I used to be fairly bad at stimulating a woman with my hands. I was too rough, or off-center, or too deep without direction. I would rub this way, move around, rub that. Who knew. I think some girls got off, but I know others would just insist that it was time for them to do me. Hmm, in retrospect maybe that WAS a good tactic. So over the years I studied. I looked at anatomy diagrams, watched instructional videos [see links below], and started asking questions. I’d ask women what felt good. How they liked being touched. How they touched themselves. And then, to guide my hand across their body. I may not be a master of this, but I’ve definitely gotten better.

Now the three of us are naked, and touching and licking each other. I reach my hand down to Ivy’s smooth sweet pussy. It’s very wet already. I put my two middle fingers inside of her, and press my palm against her clit, and start massaging her whole pussy. In very little time she is starting to get very wet. Very wet. And I keep rubbing, harder and harder. Then I feel the juices inside her really start to flow. Not like drip wet, more like cups of liquid wet. And then she cums, and squirts. It goes far and wide. The bed is soaked. Ivy’s head is tilted back in the bed. SexFairy is mouth agape, and I’m feeling like the king of the world. I do it again, and again. I slap her soaking wet pussy making her cum juice splatter. I tell SexFairy to lick her clean, and she does.

Ivy tells us that only one guy had done that to her before, and that was years prior. I guess all my self-education did pay off.

I roll Ivy sideways so she’s lying with SexFairy and I fuck Ivy for a while. They both alternate on sucking on my cock for a while until I tell SexFairy to get doggy and go down on Ivy while I stand behind SexFairy. So here I’m standing on the edge of the bed, holding Ivy’s feet pulling her towards SexFairy, who’s licking her pussy. About to cum, I pull SexFairy to the floor and cum in her open mouth. Ivy applauds.

Ivy and SexyFairy, naked embraceAs I think back, I am fairly certain no one has ever applauded me for a sexual activity. Not in person at least. Looking back on the bed I see the two of them embraced in a most beautiful sight. This is the photo I had to take right then and there. It’s blurry and a bit hard to discern what’s what, but a flash would have ruined it. And I didn’t want anything to spoil our beautiful time.

SexFairy and I had a most wonderful time, and can’t wait to see Ivy again soon. I think Ivy could be very good for both of us, and I hope she feels the same.

POST:

Below are two squirter videos that are at least quasi-instructional in nature.
The first is a bit more porny, the second is a bit more instructional. Either way, they are fun to watch, and even more fun to practice with a special friend, or two.

This Is How To Make A Girl Squirt

Teach Your Girl How To Squirt

May 242011
 

I am a total geek.
I love studying. I love research. On anything…everything. Really. That includes sex. Especially sex all of a sudden.

I’m in luck…the Good Vibrations web site has a whole section devoted to SEX ED. It’s called “How To…Good Vibes Sex Education” and includes articles on female ejaculation, anal sex, how to choose condoms, vibrators, lubes, dildos, harnesses (also on my to-do list, btw), and SO MUCH MORE along with GV Staff favorites and gift ideas.

Whitman and I recently watched GUSH, an educational video about female ejaculation by Good Vibrations (as part of the Good Releasing Pleasure Ed movie series) starring Dr. Carol Queen. (Some of you may remember I’m fascinated by this “how to squirt” concept…I haven’t figured it out yet…not sure if I ever will or if I even WANT to, but my research continues!) This movie is available for purchase as a DVD or as a download in several formats.

Check out the watching options galore:gush options

The video is mostly well-shot porn, featuring real-life examples of g-spot stimulation with female ejaculation. The scenes are intercut with phone calls to Dr. Queen’s radio show with Michelle Meow. These calls show Dr. Queen giving some real-life verbal instructions about finding the g-spot.  The info from the call-in show is very general, and covers things that anyone who’s read anything about g-spots will already know.

There is no-voice over or instruction during the (hot) sex scenes (which include a hot hetero scene with Dylan Ryan and Mickey Mod, lesbian couples, and Jiz Lee masturbating with toys), which is why I call it ‘porn.’  It’s not cheesy commercial porn, it looks nearly amateur, but I think that’s because it’s more “real.” These scenes are not educational videos (unless, of course, you use them for inspiration!).

The extras include interviews with Dylan and Mickey, along an anatomy PowerPoint by Sherry Winston, RN. The best special feature, though, was the  great g-spot myth-busting presentation and anatomy lesson with Dr. Queen. She’s got a big stuffed vulva! I want one!! Wait! I LOVE A STUFFED VULVA (who doesn’t?!), but I mean she has a stuffed vulva DEMONSTRATION PILLOW!! awesome_vulva_miniSeriously…how awesome IS THIS thing??!! This part of the movie was WAY MORE INFORMATIVE and WAY MORE HELPFUL than the call in question and answers early in the show.

Thanks to Good Vibrations for sending this movie to us for review. It’s a great addition to anyone’s SexEd movie collection!