Oct 282012
 

Dr. Laura Berman ® Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls Veronica™The Dr. Laura Berman “Veronica” Weighted Pelvic Exerciser with Stainless Steel Balls from California Exotics is not just a mouthful to say (or a long sentence to type,) it’s a pussy-full of fun! The intended use for this 7″ long resin exerciser is strengthening of Kegel muscles.  The resin is a faintly pink, nearly iridescent color, and the steel balls seem to be magically floating inside. There is a slight bulge in the middle and each end. One end is slightly pointed and angled for g-spot stimulation (who says workouts can’t be fun?!), and the other end is rounded. We all know that having stronger pelvic floor muscles means having better sex, in theory, but how about in reality? It works for us!!

This toy arrives in a lovely glossy purple box showing a photo of the toy, but unfortunately with no instructions. Luckily, its use is fairly self-evident: insert and squeeze with your kegel muscles. Each time it’s inside my pussy I try and squeeze it to keep it in, fighting gravity’s attempt to drag it out. The Pelvic Exerciser weighs 6.3 oz., which may not seem like that much, but the vagina was not originally designed to grab onto weights and hold them high and tight, showing off to all the other women in the gym. I can hold this one for 5 to 10 seconds, but as I’m so wet by then it really just wants to slip out.

Whitman likes to use this type of toy by having me get up on my knees next to him in bed while we’re watching TV. He will insert the toy, and as we both continue to watch TV, instruct me to hold it in (distracting!!). If I don’t hold it, he catches it in his hand, and we start all over again. Of course, I can only hold this for a second or so before it starts to slip. The more we do this, the wetter I get, and the harder it is to hold it in. It’s a vicious cycle. Sometimes the cycle ends with us fucking, but just as often it ends up with me going to sleep horny and wet. Oh, the sweet torture!

Pussy weight liftingLast night Whitman was playing with me and inserted this into my ass. At first I’m thinking, “what-the-hell?” but soon enough he had each ball pushed inside my anus and was licking my clit at the same time. I was soaked. He then put all his weight on top of me and fucked me while this was all the way inside my ass. I came 4 or 5 times.

Thank you CalExotics for another great toy that makes us both, very, very happy.

Jun 282012
 

I haven’t written lately about my labia. I know after the surgery I was full of information and photos. It’s not that I don’t think about my pussy anymore, I do. Just not in the way I used to. Occasionally, I look down and peer between my legs while I’m peeing and just smile at the little cute pink pussy. What a change!

I always admire myself when I get out of the shower…and when I shave. The difference in how I feel about the way I look is amazing. To all of the surgery-doubters, love-it-anyway naysayers, and “don’t mutilate yourself” crowd out there: You were wrong. So. Very. Wrong.

Mar 292012
 

I mentioned last week that we finally had sex again! I’d like to elaborate on that a little bit.

I had been really wanting sex for at least two weeks. About a week after my labia reduction, even though I was still tender and swollen, I was really horny! I was also really, really nervous about fucking. I was afraid it would hurt, I was afraid Whitman would get grossed out by some post-op weirdness, I was afraid it wouldn’t be the same. Of course it wouldn’t be the same. My vagina is the same inside, but obviously my vulva is totally different now. I wondered how much those dangly lips had been in the way (or in the mix) for better or worse. In any case, we ended up waiting about three weeks.

Whitman and I were up to the usual, sipping cocktails, lounging in the bedroom, just chatting about nothing and everything. Of course the subject of sex and the stitches came up. “Let me see your stitches, baby,” Whitman said. I slid my panties off, spread my legs slightly and let him take a look, and of course, there were two or three (or five) lingering stitches. Two or three (or five) lingering, annoying, hateful stitches in between me and my man. As you may recall, I was trying to hold out until they were completely gone.

I told Whitman that I’d just read that it could be months, not weeks, for the last few to dissolve. At that point, Whitman said, ‘Do you want me to just fuck you anyway?’ Smiling, I said “yes,” rather shyly. “Okay then.” He put down his drink, grabbed the massage oil, and told me to lie back.

He removed my shirt (I was wearing his shirt, actually), and started sucking my nipples. It was electrifying. Truly. I felt like I was humming with electricity. He poured a little oil on his free hand while still massaging and nibbling at my breasts. As he rubbed the oil over my breasts, down my belly and all over my pussy, I thought I would have an orgasm right then. Whitman was gentle and very careful as he rose up, climbed between my legs and slowly slid his cock into me.

hard-orgamsI gasped, not from pain, but from the shock of being entered again after so many weeks. As Whitman slid the rest of the way in, I was amazed by the feeling of being so full, and overwhelmed by emotion. I whimpered. I wanted to cry. I didn’t cry. I DID cum. Almost instantly.
I rarely orgasm from intercourse, so it was even more overwhelming when I did this time. I ended up having two more orgasms in rapid succession. No pain, just an extraordinary feeling of being full and close to Whitman and wonderfully, orgasmically in love. Again, the urge to cry joyful tears nearly took over, but I held back…mostly because I didn’t want to scare Whitman or freak him out.

It actually did hurt when Whitman lifted my legs to his shoulders – my tender new skin was SO not ready to be stretched that way yet. He turned me around and fucked me from behind, doggy style. There was no pain at all, and he was able to fuck me very hard. I felt like he was extra-deep inside of me. It may just have been in my mind, but I felt like the barrier of my lips was gone, and we were physically closer, even if just by millimeters. There was no pushing and pulling of my pussy with each stroke. We were fucking and it was just me, open for Whitman…and Whitman balls-deep inside of me.

Bonus: post sex – there were no stitches left!

Mar 012012
 

My “new” labia are one week old today! I couldn’t be  more thrilled with the results so far! I think I was still a little loopy from anesthesia in the Recovery Room when I asked the nurse if I could peek. I was just SO EXCITED to see the ‘new me’! She said, “I don’t think you should look today, it’s pretty swollen and bleeding and looks scary.” THAT was not encouraging. I then asked the older nurse who’d been in the OR with me, “How did it go? How do they look?” She replied, “There’s nothing there, if THAT’S what you wanted.” I think she was being a little “judge-y”, but that’s okay. Lots of people have been. Judge all you want. I’m giddy.

Labiaplasty 7 days after, front view

I know you’re all dying for details, so let’s talk pain level: The first day was not so bad, but of course I had great drugs. The second day, I didn’t even feel like I needed the pain pills, just Ibuprofen and/or  Aleve. Whitman and I did a little shopping over the weekend, and I felt fine.

I went back to work Monday for about a half-day, and after that, I was feeling the effects of sitting at my desk for hours, so I took it easy for the evening. (Whitman is a wonderful nurse, by the way.)  I’ve also discovered a ginger bath salt soak that seems to be speeding the healing along.Labiaplasty 7 days after

Generally speaking, I’m feeling great. I’m still a little sore, but totally feeling better and I’m super-happy with the way I look! Although I’ve still got a lot of stitches and a little bruising, I no longer have a ‘bulge’ or a ‘bubble’ between my legs. It’s just like a cute little pussy nugget now.

Feb 142012
 

My name is Sex Fairy and I have large labia.

IMG_6823I have REALLY large labia, actually. I always have. I always have as long as I can remember, anyway. I’ve always hated them, too. I used to daydream of asking my gynecologist if there was a medically necessary reason to have them cut off. That was just a daydream, of course.  An annual daydream. I mean, sure, I could just have them “reduced” at the cost of thousands of dollars for cosmetic surgery. Not an option, unfortunately.

This year, with my feet in the stirrups and his face peering between my knees, I actually gathered my courage and just asked the man. “Sooooo…I know this has been going around cosmetically, but is there any medically necessary reason that I could have these labia reduced?? <cringe>”

IMG_6824Imagine my surprise and elation when he answered without hesitation, “Sure. Labial Hypertrophy.” OH.MY.GOD. Why didn’t I ask ten years ago?? Fifteen?? I was overcome with excitement and absolute elation. The doctor then proceeded to describe the procedure to me, how he would mark, match, trim, and stich, all the while flapping my lips around as a demonstration with his gloved hands. I wanted to laugh out loud, partially at the image – the gloves pulling my labia left, right, back and forth – and partially at my silliness in waiting so long to ask. (The truth is that I probably wanted to laugh out loud IN GIDDY JOY!) I almost danced out of the office, I was so excited. I’ve managed to tell way too many people about this surgery in the past two weeks, but in the same vein, I’m way too excited about it! I feel like this is a dream come true, and naysayers be damned.

I’m counting down now…it’s just over one week until I lose these lips.
Follow along as The Pussy Prettification Project is in full effect.

Sep 292011
 

I’m back. With a mohawk…or maybe it’s a pussyhawk. I’ve written before about my pubic hair style switcheroos.  I’ve been rocking the landing strip for a while, now, and I like it. Retro!!

I noticed the other day it’s getting a little LONG. I thought of trimming it up, then realized that it makes a pretty neat little ‘hawk. I’m going to see how tall I can really get it to stand up.

Stand by for updates…

Jul 122011
 

I had a dream two nights ago that I was going down on another woman. This is a little funny because (if you’re a regular reader you know this) I don’t really consider myself THAT bisexual.

It was like I was watching a movie, and the camera zoomed in on a perfect little pink vulva between two legs, which spread open before me on a nicely made bed. There was no kissing, no fondling, no boobs. I couldn’t see anything but cunt. I zoomed in on her, and swirled my tongue around, dipped it in, and then (don’t ask me why I remember this directional detail so vividly – it’s a dream!) I darted my tongue left to right across her clit hood, and she came. I stood, I left.  Whitman was there, so was this pussy’s man. It was very matter-of-fact. Odd, but pretty fucking hot.tumblr_lnhn8jqk8t1qd3vcno1_500

I probably had this dream because of the inordinate amount of time I spend, along with Whitman, looking at pictures of hot naked girls while updating our Tumblr. It’s just all gorgeous, all the time! (For the record, I have started adding some photos of hot GUYS, just FYI, if any of you ladies want to check it out!)

Anyway, I do find photos of women sexy, hot, and beautiful. I often get turned on when Tumbling. I also like lesbian porn (as evidenced by last night, but, ahem.  I digress…). Of course I’m open to anyone of whatever gender that wants to pleasure ME, THAT’S a given.  When it comes to reciprocating, I HAVE gone down on women before, but I’ve never felt confident about it. It’s almost like I don’t WANT to because I don’t REALLY KNOW what I’m doing!! I like to excel at everything I do. It’s just the way I am.

I awoke with a feeling that it would ‘be okay’ to try again, although I was disappointed that I’d forgotten to try putting my finger(s) inside of her. Maybe next time!

ready for licking

Jul 082011
 

I really want to buy Whitman a new toy. I want to buy him a ‘male masturbator’ toy to be a little more specific about it. It’s for his “personal” time obviously, but as I’ve mentioned, I have recently become fascinated by watching him masturbate. It makes me wet just to think of him thrusting his cock into one of these toys.

I looked at EdenFantasys, and I’m a little overwhelmed by all the types of man-toys! I’m not even counting prostate massagers, cock rings, and the like. I’m focusing on masturbation toys right now. They seem to fall into a few basic categories: “realistic” body part masturbator toys, the Fleshlight, other sleeve-type toys (how ‘pocket pussies’ and ‘masturbation sleeves’ are different is beyond me, so I’m lumping them together here), and the hands-free Cobra Libre.

There’s a lot I DON’T KNOW about man toys, but here are a few things I DO KNOW:

I know he mentioned the Cobra Libre HANDS-FREE masturbator in an earlier post. I know he’s still intrigued by it. The reviews are all over the place, however, and it’s pretty expensive. It vibrates the head, but there’s no room to thrust. Whitman is a thruster.

I know he already HAS a Fleshlight. It’s a bit cumbersome. OBVIOUSLY another one would be a little redundant.

I know the Tenga FlipHole FEELS SO GOOD! We poked our fingers in, rubbed on, and generally thoroughly played with one or two of these the last time we were at a sex store. The Tenga silicone just feels so amazingly yummy. We have Tenga eggs and love the way they feel. I want a penis so that I can use this.

I ALSO know that I’m not interested in buying a “realistic body part” masturbation toy. It’s unnecessary. He has the most realistic body-part fuck toy ever.  ME.
Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

Apr 252011
 

SexFairy asked me what I want in this recent post.

She deserves an answer:

Blonde Brunette RedheadI want blonde.
I want brunette.
I want redhead.
I want white, black, asian, latino.
I want shaved, landing strip, hairy.
I want one, two, three.
I want to be gentle. I want to be rough.
I want to keep you pure. I want to make you dirty.
I want to respect you. I want to humiliate you.
I want to own you. I want to share you.
I want to be only yours. I want you to taste her on my cock.
I want us to be always honest about what we want, to want it all, and spend the rest of our lives together going after the world.

Apr 142011
 

conversation following a recent FMF NaughtySpot adventure:

Whitman: “Your pussy feels much better than hers, by the way.”

Sex Fairy: “Really? Awww, thanks! But hers is so much cuter – it’s all tucked in.
Mine’s so crazy with my labia hanging out!”

Whitman: “Yes, but with yours you know exactly what you’re getting.”

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