Polite Whores say “Yes Please”

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Oct 102012
 

Last Saturday night, SexFairy and I had a pretty damn good dinner, got a bit drunk, and then a bit horny, and ended the night with a sexual first, in a kind of funny whoops way.

SexFairy likes being, shall we say, restrained. She says she finds it comforting and arousing at the same time. I have tied her body with rope, tied her to the ceiling while standing, tied her bent over to a stool, to a door, to a shower wall…the list just goes on and on. But she gets tied up for other reasons than my getting to fuck her at my will. Some nights, as we are getting close to going to sleep, I will get this urge and ask her if she’d like to be tied up for sleep. She always says, “yes please”.

So Saturday night, in bed, I asked, and she replied as always, “yes please”. I attached velcro thigh cuffs followed by wrist cuffs. Then I attached them all together, leaving it just loose enough so she could sleep. Of course once my mind gets started, it doesn’t tend to stop. So I asked if she’d like an anal plug for the night, and of course she said “yes please”.

SexFairy’s ass is on the tight and sensitive side, so I picked out one of our smaller glass plugs, a beautiful blue one. I grabbed a bottle of anal lube we had recently received, but not yet tried out. SexFairy was still wearing her panties so I pulled them down to the edge of the cuffs. Then with a nice puddle of lube in my hand starting massaging her, ass and pussy, sliding my fingers in and out of her holes as I went. Soon she was gasping with pleasure and my cock was rock hard. With that and her now relaxed and lubed ass, I told her I was going to fuck her ass, and she moaned “yes please”.

SexFairy was tied like this with her hands attached

Mounting her from behind while she lay on her side, I fucked SexFairy’s ass very hard and deep. It was a literal ass pounding. I said to her, “where’s my cock” and she replied “in my ass”. I said “what’s in your ass” and she said “daddy’s cock”. I said “where should I cum” and she said “in my ass”. I called her my “dirty whore” and she said “cum in my dirty whore ass”. So I did. I exploded inside her ass, filling it with my cum. After managing to slide my swollen cock out and thinking I should keep all that lovely cum inside her ass, I then put the anal plug into her ass, so none would drip out. I went to the bathroom, leaving her bound and ass fucked, full of my cum, with the plug in her ass.Glass plug, lost in her ass

That’s when I heard her call me. But not in a sexy fuck me way. In a help-me-get-here-now voice. The one that’s no longer playing. I immediately came back and she said, “the plug’s gone in my ass”. I was able to reach a few fingers inside her ass and while I could feel it there I could not grab ahold of it in anyway. We are talking about a lubed piece of smooth glass in her anus mind you. Quickly I unbound her and she went into the bathroom. There she squatted naked on the floor and, well, pushed the plug out, shall we say.

SexFairy came back to bed. I removed all the restraint cuffs, kissed her sweetly, and told her what a good ass whore she was. Lying there a few minutes, I then said, would you like to do that again soon? And she said, “yes please”.

So new rule. Small plug before anal sex. Large plug after anal sex.
We are still smiling over that one.

My new Personal Pleasurizer

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Sep 282012
 

Platinum Edition Personal PleasurizerA box arrived recently. Inside that box was another box. The colorful inner box made a few claims, including that it contained "The Ultimate in Feminine Arousal!”  Damn, and all this time I thought that was my Whitman!

CalExotics sent me their Platinum Edition Personal Pleasurizer to play with. “Sorry Whitman,” I said,  "You can watch, or you can help, but this one is all for me!” (Don’t worry, he really didn’t mind.)

The Personal Pleasurizer Platinum is almost exactly like “The Original” Pleasurizer models, except it adds six more vibrating functions, for a total of nine levels of platinum pleasure. The fun end of this toy is made of TPR, or thermoplastic rubber, and is available in Blue, Purple, and Pink. TPR is a slightly porous material, so you should use condoms and clean well if you share this toy. It’s 7.5” long from base to end with just under 3” of insertable length. That’s okay because this is not meant to be a deep thrusting toy as much as a clitoral and g-spot stimulator.

Even though it’s a big nub, the g-spot end is very flexible. I kind of like the softer flexibility as I often find really stiff vibrators to be just too much at times. The vibrator itself is just below the tickler scoop portion, so the clitoral vibrations are pretty strong, but the g-spot vibrations dissipate somewhat as they travel up the shaft.

I put in two AAA batteries (not included), turned the self locking waterproof top, and gave the single button on the bottom a push. This first level is the lowest  and it’s pretty damn enthusiastic. Two more pushes and it almost jumped out of my hand. I think it wanted to be on my pussy as much as I wanted it there! The next six levels went through a variety of on / on / off / on patterns. These are seriously strong vibrations, especially for such a otherwise small and inexpensive toy.

You can use either silicone or water based lubes with TPS, and I usually go with silicone when I can, but it’s nice having the choice. After playing with this in my hands for a couple minutes while Whitman eagerly watched, I was pretty wet already. I started, gently at first, to play with the Pleasurizer against my skin. As I put it inside me I knew this would not take very long. As soon as the ticklers on the scoop touched my clit I felt an orgasm coming. This quickly took me to the edge and over, helped along by Whitman teasing my nipples while I came. I lost track of how many times I came. Whitman said 5 or 6, but by then, who the fuck is counting anymore!

What happened next, you can pretty much guess. After Whitman fucked me hard for  a nice long time, he picked up the Pleasurizer and gave me one more round on the toy. And after everything else, I think it took about 10 seconds. But I was NOT watching the clock.

Thanks again CalExotics. The fun just keeps on buzzing!

Grabbing the right lube

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Jul 102012
 

SexFairy and I enjoyed a fantastic Sunday afternoon.

We drank cherry vodka while swimming in the hot sun. The weather changed and soon we were swimming in a torrential rain storm. The pool water was far warmer than the cold rain, so we stayed in the pool during the rainstorm for about an hour. It was magical.

Back home we drank more and  ate and danced and partied with some friends and then hit the bedroom for some private fun.  I reached over to the nightstand and grabbed for some lube to smooth out the hard fucking I was giving SexFairy. We always have some lube sitting there; often some freebies that were included with some recent sex toy. Being slightly wasted and in the dark, I grabbed a familiar shape and squirted it right on my cock sliding in and out of her beautiful pussy.

The next morning, sober, and in the light, I looked at the nightstand and saw these empty and  identically shaped tubes:

Lube or Toy Cleaner

Well, SexFairy is my fucktoy, and now she was both well fucked, and clean.

In the future, I’ll probably think to move anything that is NOT lube, to a different spot. Naughty, or not.

Peppermint Pussy

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Jul 292011
 

Wet Synergy +Cool TingleCarrying on in my lubricant research, I decided to check out Wet Synergy +Cool Tingle lubricant from Good Vibrations. They get an honest review of their product, and I get to try a new lube. Win / Win, right?! Wet Synergy is a hybrid lubricant, combining water and silicone based lubes for the best of both. (This does mean you “shouldn’t use this with your silicone toys”, but we did, and they’re still intact. So are we.)

I’ve always said “I don’t like tingle lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like warming lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like cooling lubes and lotions.” Always. They burn. They especially burn my delicate ladybits. The ones that don’t DON’T burn don’t really feel like ANYTHING. It’s becoming apparent to me that I need to quit making blanket statements like this, because I always end up being WRONG!

This “tingle” lubricant was no such thing. It was definitely COOLING, and had a great minty fresh smell, a lot like toothpaste. The cooling, however, wasn’t an ‘icy-hot’ feeling like so many cooling lubes have. It was really COOL. The ingredients include peppermint, and I’m guessing that’s the secret – peppermint, not menthol, which DOES burn.

+Cool is thick and rich; it doesn’t run or drip. The best part, though, is the taste! I’ve always ALSO said, “I don’t like flavored lubes.” That’s for no reason other than they taste gross. I like the way cock tastes. No need to cover it up. HOWEVER, once again, I have to eat my words along with Whitman’s cock, because, YUM! This lube tastes like minty-fresh mouthwash, or even doublemint gum. Whitman said it was like eating pussy and getting a mouthwash at the same time! I thought it was like licking a big candy-cane-cock!

Overall, this was a wonderful lubricant for toy play, his and hers handjobs, oral sex, and intercourse. It was minty fresh, non-drippy, non-staining, tastes great, smells great, doesn’t burn, and at about $7 for a 1.9 ounce bottle, it’s a good buy, too.

Sexy Summer Camp

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Jul 262011
 


Wow. This summer is turning out to be so much fun. We’re goofing off like a couple of kids gone to summer camp. Private Summer Sex Camp, but STILL.underwatersex

We had sex in the pool again. It’s an amazing thing, sex in the pool with silicone lubricant. I never knew how much fun it could be.  I leaned forward over the raft that was floating in the shallow end of the pool, and Whitman pounded me from behind with his RAGING HARD COCK (omg it was sooooooo hard). He said, “I’m pretty sure you’re getting pumped full of pool water right now.”

Fast forward to the bedroom.  Same basic position, but I was facedown on the bed, no float involved. I’ve never been fucked so deeply. Ever. (and trust me, I’ve been fucked plenty). I was whimpering and whining with pain and pleasure combined, and when it was all over, I was shocked by the giant puddle on the sheet. Giant. Like 8” across!

First thought: “ohmygod, not my period AGAIN!” But no, it was a clear wet spot. I knew damn well I didn’t pee and I think I would have known if I had ejaculated, even though I never have. Our best guess?

POOL WATER backflow!!

Sliquid. It’s a Slick Liquid.

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May 032011
 

As promised, I’m here with an update on my lubricant research/trials. I was really happy to receive this Sliquid Sea for review from Good Vibrations because it’s just a little bit different. Besides being glycerin- and paraben-free, it’s also infused with three different seaweed extracts! Yes! Seaweed! Three of them! In addition to boosting the slipperiness of the Sliquid, the seaweeds are intended as a healthful bonus (as if having hot sex isn’t a health bonus enough!).
From Sliquid.com:

  • Each extract provides an added boost for your health: Carrageenan, while also being one of natures most effective natural lubricants, has also been shown to reduce the transmission of HPV (Human Papillomavirus). Wakame is a seaweed that contains B vitamins, and reduces inflammation and improves elasticity in your skin. Nori is an algae that prevents oxidation of the skin and is a very effective natural moisturizer. Together, these natural extracts of the sea blend with our Naturals H2O lubricant, to provide a slippery, sensual lubricant with the natural healing properties of the sea.

Those are some pretty serious claims! While I can’t vouch for the virus-transmission-reduction properties, nor the inflammation-reduction claim, I CAN say that I found Sliquid Sea to be VERY moisturizing. As a matter of fact, I kept rubbing it into my hands for the moisturizing effect after the sex test was over!

In our experience, water-based lubricants vary widely in how sticky and how quickly they disappear.This water-based lubricant is definitely NOT sticky (a major plus)! It DOES, however, seem to be absorbed pretty quickly, so we used a LOT of it for this test. We’ve used it for cunt-rubbing, cock-stroking, pussy and ass-fucking, all with great results. Sliquid Sea has no real smell, and no taste. I can definitely see us using this again. And again. And again.
(ALTHOUGH…next on my to-lube list is some silicone lube!)

Sliquid is featured at Goodvibes.com as part of their ecorotic line of natural and organic sex products that are good for you and have a low environmental impact.

The Lube Expert

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Apr 252011
 

ladies-slippery-when-wetNo, this is not about getting your car’s oil changed. It’s about lubricants of another sort. I’ve been thinking of sexy lubricants  quite a bit lately. I was always one of those “Who, me…lube? I don’t need it!” girls. I would be insulted at the idea…sort of like a guy saying “I don’t need Viagra!” I mean, my pussy is overflowing with sweet juices! Are you saying I’m not wet enough?!

I  found out, though, like a lot of guys…Viagra can be FUN whether you NEED it or not. It increases the strength and duration of a perfectly good erection. What’s wrong with THAT? In that same manner, a little bit of lube can FEEL REALLY GOOD, whether I need it or not. It’s obviously necessary for anal sex, and helpful for masturbating (his OR hers), but sometimes, it just feels good. That’s it. It increases the juiciness and slipperiness of a perfectly good wet hole. It feeeeels sooooo gooooood to dribble the cool liquid along my pussy lips, then rub it in with my fingers (or his). It feels amazing in my hand as I start to stroke Whitman’s cock. I’m guessing it increases the amazingness of my hand ON his cock for him.

Lots of reading and research at Eden Fantasys later, I’ve come to the conclusion that even Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys storethough silicone lubricants feel TOTALLY AMAZING, they’re not the best for every situation. Water-based lubes seem to be the most useful all-around fun juice. Whitman and I have tried a few brands lately (for research purposes, of course!), and they vary WIDELY in viscosity, stickiness, and how long they last. So far, System JO H20 from EdenFantasys has been my favorite. It was lots of fun! It was very slick with a silicone “feel” and lasted a long while and was totally non-sticky. It’s also in a CUTE package! :)

My research into this new realm of slippery fun will continue, and I’ll definitely report in often as I work to become a (self-proclaimed) LUBE EXPERT!!

Easy Breezy Orgasm

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Mar 302011
 

We both saw the box, sitting there, just waiting to see who would get to it first. We get a fair amount of boxes but the timing of the arrival of this box was just about right. Finally we got into Easy Breezy Kitthe bedroom, and opened the box.

Once again our sexy friends at Good Vibrations have surprised us with a little kit that is definitely, a good vibration, and then some. At first SexFairy and I thought, “oh GOD not another vibrator”. But the balance of the kit looked appealing so we went for it. This is their Easy Breezy Kit, which consists of the Easy Glider Vibrator, a  Rub Me Massage Bar, Please Cream Lubricant, an Ignite Me Massage Candle, and of course, 2 AA Batteries! [Every active sex toy  couple needs more batteries.]

I went to put the batteries into the vibrator while SF started exploring the other items. We were both intrigued by the Rub Me Massage Bar. It’s a little over 2 inches round across, feels kind of greasy to the touch, and has a nice very light nonspecific fragrance.  I started rubbing it on SF’s upper chest, and started removing her top for better access. Soon I had it all over her body. It made her skin slightly shimmery but didn’t feel greasy at all. More like a thin coat of massage oil, only in a bar shape so WAY less messy. She was moaning away as I played with all her parts.

The candle had been burning for a few minutes now and as a good DOM I held her pussy in my one hand as I dripped the wax onto her breasts. This is soy wax, so it’s not super hot like a Kitregular candle, and it doesn’t stick either. In fact after letting it drip on her I could spread it around her chest and the soy was absorbed into her skin. There was no sticky wax stuck to her as we are accustomed to. Perfect temperature, rubs in, no mess, and super sexy smelling. We definitely want more of these!  [Be aware that the soy wax stays liquid for much longer than regular candle paraffin. Something we found out when SF went to pick up the candle a while after we had blew it out, and the soy wax dripped onto the keyboard.]

Having properly gotten her ready, I put took the Please Cream Lubricant and put some on her now wet pussy, properly rubbed it around, and then dripped it all over the Easy Glider Vibrator. The Lubricant is fine. It does what is says. The smell is not what you’d called sexy, a more generic cream smell in white. I didn’t think it would work as a lubricant (much like regular skin cream) but it certainly served the purpose as I started rubbing the vibrator against her pussy. EASY GLIDER

Sex Fairy’s head started leaning back in ecstasy as I rubbed it up and down, from her clit to her ass. The really nice aspect of this vibrator is the curves. As I rubbed it between her legs, the curves or bumps played against her parts. Inserting it into her pussy allowed me to use the curves to provide extra stimulation against her pelvic bone and gspot. The vibrations go from nice, slow and thumpy to a bit wild, though never extreme. It wasn’t long before she came, and came hard.

Next, she started on me. But we’ll leave that for another post.