The erotic story “Fifty Shades of Grey” is all over the news suddenly. It’s being labeled as ‘mommy porn’ and something like mainstream BDSM. Somehow ‘mainstream BDSM’ sounds like an oxymoron, BUT there is the promise of bondage and spanking. I must admit I also can’t stand to be ‘out of the loop’ culturally, so of course I’ve downloaded the book. I’m now in the loop for better or worse. (Mostly worse, but I can’t put the damn thing down.) Consider this a Public Service Announcement:
I’ve quickly made it to page 50 out of over 300, and STILL. NO. SEX. No spanking, no kneeling, no service.
What I’ve read so far is like a cross between the wretched reading that is Twilight (considering that this story started out as Twilight “fan fiction” that makes sense) and a Harlequin Romance. Here is one of my favorite least-favorite lines:“Ana, there’s something about him.” Her tone is full of warning. “He’s gorgeous, I agree, but I think he’s dangerous. Especially to someone like you.”
Blahblahblahblah! Get to the SPANKING ALREADYYYYYYYYYYY!!
Gak. It’s sappy, and it’s not well written. I’m just here for the smut, OBVIOUSLY.
Update: I have finally arrived at the spanking and sex scenes. I’m unimpressed, although I can see how this has sparked the imagination of women everywhere. The reality is that it’s sort of “BDSM lite” but it does remind me that I’m really ready to get back to some raunchy sex with Whitman.
For what it’s worth, there is a MUCH better book called Carrie’s Story with essentially the same concept – college student owned by handsome zillionaire, but it’s well-written and extremely sexy. Spend your money there.
We had been sorting through our collection of lubes, vibrators, dildos, wrist and ankle cuffs, nipple clamps….you know the drill. It was all spread out on the bedroom floor. That and we had recently acquired a new very favorite and fun bondage item. The “Fetish Fantasy Series Web restraint system”. Yes, that’s the name. The Fetish Web is like a spider web that you strap onto your bed. Which I did. It wraps around the corners of the bed and done properly, 
can be a nice snug set of straps to which you can attach your lovers appendages in a huge variety of positions. Now, with all the toys etc. at my immediate disposal, I waited for SexFairy to emerge from her shower. As she re-entered the bedroom, she gasped in excited surprise at what she could only suspect was about to come. And cum.
Around her neck I put a leather collar. The “Collar with clamps by Spartacus”. This particular collar has two chains attached to it that end in nipple clamps. Now’s where I started to have some real fun. Instead of attaching the chains directly to her nipples, I threaded the chains under the web on either side of her neck, and then attached the clamps to her nipples. The chains were just barely able to reach, and that was still 
pulling her tits up high. Now if she tried to lift her head at all, the chains would go very tight and taught on her nipples, pulling them even harder. It was a lovely combination of pain-inspired restraint. To the right is an actual photo of SexFairy bound and nipple clamped.
I had taken the step of creating the mood by lighting candles around the room. But of course, if you know me at all, you know I don’t give a shit about the mood. It was the hot wax I wanted. Drip by drip, I let the wax fall. First onto her chest. Then around her nipples, growing nice and red from the pull of the chains. Sliding down I let it fall onto her sexy flat stomach, her thighs, and then a few nice drops around her clit. These she squirmed at, which only drove me on.
I let her give my cock a stroke, as you can see. But the present was really my belt.
picked up a different favorite. The “Triple Orgasm” in orange. This wonder has a rotating wobbly head for inside her plus a vibrating heads for her ass and another for her clit. I manage to get all three parts going and start fucking her with it, alternating with holding the whole thing tight against all her parts. SexFairy came over and over again. Neither of us kept count.
