Whitman

Apr 072012
 

imagesmall tits topless cam girlSexFairy and I are drinking (gin and tonic for her and bourbon for me) and watching MyFreeCams together. Girls & women, naked and dressed, English speakers and not so English speakers. We are seeing who is cute, who is funny, who is sad, who has nice tits, who has weird implants, and on, and on.

We see this one girl with very small tits, who makes a joke about her “very large tits” which you can see, aren’t. But to both of us, her small breasts are very sexy.

I say to SexFairy “I’d do her” to which SexFairy responds, “it’s not like she’s in a special club”. Because, as SexFairy observes, I Whitman, would “fuck a lot of women”. Which is true, but only if SexFairy is with me.

Volunteers? (Women for me please…Men apply separately to SexFairy directly)

Apr 062012
 
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I’ve said before, women have it made when it comes to sex toys. The variety of vibrators, dildos, bullets goes on and on and on. I took a look at the California Exotics web site, and did a quick very scientific study of the sex toys available. They have 1,406 toys for women. Men? Only 719. Of which, 250 are rings which are really more for her pleasure, or to help keep your cock hard, again, for her. Hence, in my quasi roundabout sexual math statistical analysis, women have a 3 to 1 SEX-TOY-ADVANTAGE.

So, imagine how happy I was to get a surprise toy in the mail from CalExotics, that was just for Travel Gripper BJ & ASS Masturbatorme! The Travel Gripper B.J. & Ass Stroker. SexFairy and I opened this together and upon touching it I started to get hard. Seriously. This is 5.5 inches of very soft, almost realistic feeling PureSkin, a blend of PVC and silicone. If I had a full sex doll made out of this, well, I’d, well, you know. I would, too. It smelled a little funny out of the package, but a little washing helped a bit.

SexFairy was admittedly jealous that she didn’t have her own cock to put inside this. It felt that good. This particular one has one end that vaguely resembles a mouth, and the other that vaguely resembles an asshole. But in practice, there is no difference between the two ends [real imagewomen would argue otherwise].

That night SexFairy and I had a nice fuck (sans toys) of which in part was motivated by how turned on we both got seeing and touching the Gripper.

The next day, I pulled up some sexy naked women on the computer, lubed up my cock, dripped some into the gripper, and went to work. [Reviewing sex toys is such HARD work.] The first moment was a bit off. The Gripper is heavy on both ends and fairly flexible. As I was stroking it, holding my hand around the middle, the top would somewhat flap as I pulled it up high. Eventually I changed my hand position so that my index finger went inside the top hole. This was now perfect. My hand kept the top from flapping AND on each down stroke the tip of my finger pushed against the top of my cock. I enjoyed about a full hour of masturbation with this Travel Gripper BJ & ASS Masturbatortoy, and came seriously hard.

Looking at it afterward, I realized I had started to tear the hole a bit. I’m not sure if this will get worse, or stay about where it is pictured here. Given how other similar toys take my cock, I imagine it won’t get much worse and will be a favorite for a long time to cum, come, cum.

As to “travel”? Well it is certainly small enough that it would fit in a bag without displacing anything important, like underwear. That being said I won’t be putting into my carry on luggage. Just not something I want to discuss with TSA in front of a crowd. Now for my next driving trip….hell yes, this will be cumming along, as will I.

There are a couple varieties of this product, but it’s just color (pink or light purple) and different ends, which as I mentioned doesn’t really matter.

Thanks to California Exotics, who provided us this toy at no cost  in exchange for an honest review.

Mar 172012
 

Our regular readers know that Whitman enjoys putting SexFairy into positions she cannot escape from. It’s not that she’ll move if instructed not to, but knowing she couldn’t even if she wanted to is so much more fun. [Is it? Sure.] Fortunately our friends over at Babeland offered us something new to try, as we were just hanging around anyway. They sent us some Door Jam Cuffs (a Whitman request, of course). The photo is one of the hotter sex toy photos we’ve seen in a while. Sportsheets also has a fun little video, if you are into that sort of thing.

Door Jam Cuffs sexy photoThe Door Jam Cuffs set is a pair of restraints, each consisting of a Sportsheets fleece padded velcro cuff, permanently attached, via a sewn-in metal ring, to about 8” of nylon strap that wraps around  a 4” long plastic tube with rubber ends (to protect your doors).  The 2”wide fleece cuffs are a little over nine inches long, with an additional five inches or so of velcro. These cuffs could easily accommodate wrists or ankles up to about 12” in diameter, assuming a 1”+/-  overlap.

To us, the beauty of this product is it allows you to secure your lover almost anywhere there is a door. (Though outside the house on a snowy day may be pushing it.) Just throw the tube end over the top of the open door, close the door, put her wrists into the straps, and have your way.

A few usage notes I didn’t think of until we actually started trying them:

  • On an 80” high door, your wrists need to reach up to about 71”, so it’s not for the shorter among us.
  • If you expect the cuffed partner to be pulling on them hard, you really want to have the cuffs on the side of the door that you push open. It works the other way but it could stress out the door and possibly bust something, and not in a good way. Note most bedroom doors open into the bedroom, so your play will be on the outside of the bedroom. Same with bathroom doors. Just something to think about.
  • It will work equally well on the side of the door but not necessarily so on the floor. We have carpet with a bit of gap and the tubes just slide on through the bottom. If your door has a 3/4” gap or greater, this option won’t work for you.
  • The plastic tube can be removed from the straps to be used with other bondage items, or for washing.
  • These can be combined with other bondage equipment, like other straps, cuffs, and clips for use between two doors.

Door Jam Cuffs high heels

I’ve tied SexFairy to door frames before but it took a bit more ingenuity and therefore time, which I hate to waste, especially when her ass is sitting there just waiting for me to abuse it.

Bla Bla Disclaimers: So yes, this is a free product review, but hell, we love just about anything having to do with sex. And pending the final week or so of SexFairy’s Labiaplasty recovery, we haven’t put the thing to a serious test, outside of trying it enough to know she’s there, at least till I open the door.

Mar 012012
 

I posted the following on Reddit and got some very fun suggestions:
[SexFairy – you are NOT ALLOWED to click on the links above.]

”We are in a dom/sub relationship for a couple years now. She is completely willing to do anything I wish, take anything I give her, even make drinks for me while I am fucking another woman. Yesterday we acquired a maid outfit. I am planning on taking a full weekend day and having her be my sex maid slave. This I have not done before and would appreciate any suggestions on how to treat her, what to make her do, what to not allow her to do….Thanks all.”Vinyl Hot Maid outfit

Fortunately we recently got this very hot little outfit from our friends over at EroticToyTown. Appropriately called the Vinyl Hot Maid Outfit, it’s a sexy little two piece with ruffled white lace around very shiny black vinyl outsides lined with soft fabric inside.

There’s something very sexy about the lace, giving an almost virginal appeal to something designed for those with, shall we say, more experience. The triangle bikini-style top has adjustable soft cording to tie around the back and around the neck. The bottom has elastic around the top and up the bottom, in a typical g-string style. The top and bottom should fit most any size woman up to about a 46” waist. The top might not look its best on a very small breasted woman as it doesn’t have any padding or support, though I doubt any man would care if his sexy woman started mopping the floor wearing this.

My favorite part is the bottom which has the "lacy apron" flap you can see in the photo. The flap is just that and can be lifted up to reveal underneath a very small g-string with a triangle front. SexFairy modeled this for me and my brain started whirring with some very nasty thoughts. Especially when she turned around exposing her ass covered only by a 1/4” elastic strap and her back with only the strings from the bra.

Unfortunately we’ll have to wait a couple more weeks before we can really enjoy this, given her recent surgery.  I will be posting a very juicy review of her day, as my maid, so stay tuned. I expect it will be one of our hotter stories for you all, and more so for us!

Feb 222012
 

I love SexFairy.

It doesn’t matter if she thinks she is sexy or not. It doesn’t matter if others think she is sexy (though they all do) or not. I don’t care what “society” says. I love SexFairy with all my heart. Every day, in every way, she is the most beautiful perfect woman I’ll ever know.

On a recent weekend morning, we woke up, and I looked over at her, and said “you are so beautiful”. Now most women don’t consider themselves at their best first thing in the morning, and SexFairy commented as such. To which I replied, “I love the woman I go to sleep with, and I love the woman I wake up with”. She is always, both, and everything in between.

SexFairy’s Labiaplasty posts have generated some attention, and it’s time I threw my two cents into this pot. Labia collage

I love her labia as they are. Yes they hang and sometimes make my finding the sweet juices of her pussy a bit of  a manipulating challenge, but that doesn’t make me want them “trimmed”. So, why do I support her in this decision to have Labiaplasty?

Because I know it bothers her. She feels self conscious about it. They get in the way DURING sex (for her, not me). She can’t ride a bicycle because they’d get twisted up and hurt.

So to all you naysayers – my question is….
AT WHAT POINT DOES A PHYSICAL DISTINCTION BECOME SEVERE ENOUGH TO BE SURGICALLY ATTENDED TO???

And the answer is, whenever that person wants it taken care of. It’s not your business AT ALL, if someone gets a nose job, an abortion, a tummy tuck, or labiaplasty.

Respect the individual’s right, to take care of themselves, as they wish. Beyond that, shut the fuck up, please. It isn’t your body. You have as much right to tell someone else what they should or shouldn’t do, as I have to tell YOU  what you should or shouldn’t do with your body.
Correct Answer – NOT.

I love SexFairy’s labia now. I’ll love them tomorrow after her surgery, and I’ll love them for all the years we will have together, and then some. Just like every other part of her body and soul.

Feb 142012
 

My Dear SexFairy,

You are inappropriately named as SexFairy. For you are neither mythical as a Fairy, nor do you cater to only my sexuality. You are the nourishment of my soul.

Yesterday’s New York Times has an article about the “Benefits of Exuberance” where a study’s author is quoted as saying “But if you combine this adventurousness and curiosity with persistence and a sense that it’s not all about you, then you get the kind of creativity that benefits society as a whole.” It goes on to link out to a quiz called  “The Well Quiz: How Adventurous Are You?”  – [We both took the test. SexFairy got a 49 and I a 57] Keira Knightley belted

Two quotes from the movie A Dangerous Method were particularly notable to me.

  • The first…When Jung tells Sabina that his love-making with his wife is “tender” she replies: “With me I want you to be ferocious; I want you to punish me.”
  • Later she comments that “true sexuality demands the destruction of the ego.” Which is followed immediately by this wonderful belt spanking scene.

I note these seemingly disparate items as a summary of what’s perfect about us. We both want novelty and change in our lives.  While we could do this apart, we are both freer to explore the world and ourselves, together. I am naturally ferocious with you, as you want me to be.

Every day is Valentines Day with you my SexFairy. Now come home so I can tie you to the banister and paddle your ass royally.

Eternally ours, Whitman.

Feb 072012
 

bikini top montage

that’s all, or did you want more?

Feb 052012
 

So I have a choice today.

Gay footballI can gather some friends, pick up a pile of fattening / greasy / spicy food, all sit on some overstuffed couch in front of a large screen overpriced television set, and watch a bunch of men run around a field while smashing their bodies against each other and occasionally patting their buddie’s butts, aka the Super Bowl XVIIVLMX between some team and some other team.

OR

nice-firldI can find a hot woman (which I already have), put her in some skimpy lingerie and heels, bend her over the bed, and fuck her asshole till I’m ready to cum all over her face.

So the question you should ask yourself, if which really makes you more of a man (hetero implied here with no offense towards non-hetero males). To me major sports is generally about men celebrating men in a soap opera of physical prowess. Personally, I’d rather have my cock deep inside a sexy female (any hole will do).

Boys playing with balls, or women playing with my balls?

I made my choice years ago.

Jan 302012
 

The last couple weeks, we’ve had some interesting encounters, both promising and not so promising which generated  four lines that seemed to somehow sum up the events.

“I’m not going to apologize for fucking her too hard”

“I’m not going to apologize for having a big dick”

“You can finger my beer, if you want to”

“It’s stuck in the play position”

The first two, about not apologizing relate to the same event, which SexFairy wrote about just recently in her post “Who’s Your Daddy?”. I loved the sex. Fucking this young blonde while Girl fucked hardSexFairy brought us cocktails, admired from the side of the bed, and even helped put my cock BACK inside the girl’s very wet pussy, was all in all amazing. The girl said afterward that she was in some pain from my fucking her so hard. My first thought, said out loud to SexFairy was “I’m not going to apologize for fucking her too hard.” Later on as we talked about it more, I rephrased to “I’m not going to apologize for having a big dick.” Really, who should apologize for that?!

Naked redhead with beerThe next lines came more recently. We met this fantastic couple (we first met them a few months ago, just for drinks) again this weekend. Our first round of drinks came and the woman’s beer had a little fly floating in it, which she removed. Then we noticed a second little fly and I felt compelled to get it out for her. I hesitated remembering it wasn’t my beer that I was about to put my finger into, when she said  “You can finger my beer, if you want to.” I passed, on the beer at least.

We four soon found ourselves in the back corner of a dimly lit bar, being well served more rounds of drinks (sans flies). In no time, I had my hand rubbing her crotch as he rubbed SexFairy’s crotch. The girls each exposed their pretty labias. And we played a round of everyone hold everyone else’s breasts. Somewhere along the way one of us said  “It’s stuck in the play position,” which we all thought was really funny, though neither SexFairy nor I can recall why! The line certainly was a nice overview of the four of us talking sex and flirting and playing (albeit in public), as well as our times to come.

We hope to see this couple again, very very soon. And next time, in a significantly more private atmosphere, with fewer clothes.

Jan 042012
 

This is the final part of a three part story.
Part One – Naughty Attention – “New Toys”
Part Two – Naughty Attention – “Slut Fail”

…I firmly grabbed her by the corset and pulled her from the floor and pushed her into the bedroom and onto the bed.

[Now did I mention how the bedroom was set up? I had our bag of sex toys out and open. It’s a large gym bag by the way. (Used to be  a small box, but we’ve had to dramatically increase our storage capacity over the years!) On the bed was our “Web Restraint System”. This is one of our favorite sex tools (rather than toy). I wrote a post called Bondage Sexy Toy Fiesta back when we got it about really trying it out, along with some other fun new toys. ]

imageGrabbing the restraints, I bound SexFairy’s ankles and wrists to the web so she was spread eagle on her back, completely exposed. I picked up our triple orange vibrator, covered it generously with lube, and pushed it deep into her pussy. She shivered with a complete “oh my god” face. I grabbed some bondage tape and wrapped it around the vibrator and then up around her waist so the tape held it in place. Being sure it wouldn’t fall out, I then turned it on. First low, then higher and faster. Now had I left her like this, that might have been just regular pleasure. But recall this was punishment for her letting her teeth touch my cock. Of course I’d already flogged her so more of that wouldn’t be enough. Nope. It was time for the Hitachi. Forced OrgasmI plugged the Hitachi in and held it tight over her clit, even though the one nub of the Triple Orange Vibrator was buzzing away. And with that, SexFairy started cumming. Over and over. Now you should know that she has different types of orgasms. The ones she loves are built up over time, and bring her into wave upon wave of flowing pulsing body shuddering pleasure. The Hitachi, on the other hand, is like being slapped in the face when you left a crumb on your cheek. It forces her to cum, hard, and constantly. She can’t stop. She wants it to end, but I don’t let it. And she keeps cumming. She lost count, or rather her ability to count, though later estimated it was over a dozen orgasms.

I finally lifted the Hitachi and ripped the bondage tape enough to remove the Triple Orange. Leaving her tied to the bed I fucked her, hard and fast, like an animal. It was exquisite. After a nice while I moved around to the edge of the bed where her head was hanging off and stroked my cock till I came on her face. Beautiful.

I almost can’t wait till she bites my cock the next time.