I’m getting ready for work. Whitman is still naked in bed.
I just want to stay home and fuck all day.
Is that too much to ask?
Aug 022012
Sex Fairy
Aug 012012
I recently read an article in Men’s Health magazine that ranked America’s “smuttiest cities.” They weren’t talking about air pollution and soot, either. They meant smutty in the best way possible: porn viewing habits.
The magazine used several methods to come up with this list, including rate of internet porn searches via Google, number of adult toy stores per city, and number of porn DVD’s purchased, rented, or movies streamed through certain providers. I was not surprised to read that Orlando ranked #1 on this list. Vacationing parents and conventioneers like to get a little cray-zee when 
out of town, apparently.
What I did find extremely interesting, though, was a side note. Eight of the cities on the list (remember, these are big porn-watching and porn-searching communities) had their access restricted from the porn-streaming company used for the research. Apparently these 8 cities, (including Jacksonville, Florida and Cincinnati, Ohio) fall in the no-stream category. Some companies put this restriction in place to avoid “being charged with violating community standards.” Seriously?! Has anyone been to Jacksonville or Cincinnati lately? Who says those cities have standards?
So if you live in or are traveling to one of these cities, make sure you BYOPd (bring your own porn dvds). Or make your own, of course!
Jul 302012
I’m thinking more and more about women in a sexual way lately. I certainly love looking at pictures of naked beautiful bodies, and that’s not new. I don’t think of myself as bisexual…just ‘open-minded’ and in love with sex. That attitude has led to encounters with men, women, whomever. So, I have had sex with women, and I’ve liked it. Does that make me bisexual?Historically, I’ve mostly been the recipient of the attention, but I’ve certainly passed out some licks and nibbles myself. I’ve never considered myself an expert at pussy (even though I have one), but I love to be good at what I do. Maybe that’s why I think I’m “not so bi” – unfamiliarity? Fear?
So now all of a sudden I keep thinking about looking at, petting, tasting, worshipping a pussy??
I want to feast on tits??
I want to kneel in front of a woman like I would in front of Whitman, but instead of a probing cock, find a warm welcoming wet spot??
What’s going on here?? I think Whitman has performed a great feat of psychological conditioning over the past few months. Allow me to explain:
Whitman turns on some sexy, arty, hot girl-on-girl or threesome porn, then instructs me to lie back and watch. He then plays with my pussy, licking, teasing, touching, toying…all the while making sure that I’m still watching. If I start to look away in a moment of ecstasy or close my eyes to enjoy what he’s doing, I get a little reminder slap.
He says naughty things to me, like “Watch the girls playing with each other. That’s what good girls do.” We all know I have a raging desire to be a “good girl” for him. Hearing this, feeling good, watching the girls…well, let’s just say the words have had an amazing long-term effect. I’m dreaming of pussy again. I hope I can figure out what to do with it, and soon.
Jul 022012
The Bounding Bunny by California Exotics is a darling little multi-speed purse-sized vibrator. It is part of the Lia Collection of silicone mini-massagers. Although it’s not quite a “rabbit” vibrator, it does have the look of a sweet little bunny, with soft probing ears (or maybe a cute little bug with antennae). There’s no face on this high-quality silicone toy; it’s just a cute bubbly shape. Mine is blue but it is also available in pink and purple.
The Bounding Bunny is only about 5.5” long, so it’s easy to take along. Consider yourself warned, however: there is no ‘lock’ on the power button. So far, I’ve had this turn on 3 times in my purse while out and about, at work, or in the store. My advice here is travel with the on AA battery out! The vibrations are strong and buzzy, especially for a toy of this size.
One single light up blue button on the very bottom of the toy controls all of the action. Push to start cycling through the speeds and patterns. The light flashes in time with the vibrations, which is an exciting bonus. (Well, it’s exciting if you’re like me, and easily amused.) Hold the button down and the toy turns off. When you start again, the pattern starts at the beginning.
Thanks to CalExotics for letting us check this buzzing bunny out.
Whitman: Last night, with SexFairy bound to herself, and after a bit of massaging, I put a nice long dildo into her pussy, and then grabbed the blue bunny and started tickling her clit with it. After a few minutes of teasing, SexFairy came three times in quick succession. Joy.
Jun 292012
Last night, Whitman strapped me to the bed, face-down and spread-eagle. He lubed my ass, then fucked my ass, and after it was all over, he made me sleep in fuzzy pink handcuffs. All I can say is thank goodness they are fuzzy. (This is actually a great use for fuzzy handcuffs. Comfort while sleeping.)
In all seriousness: Here’s what’s interesting about this. I liked it. I mean, we all know I like to be tied down, and we know I like having my ass fucked, even when it’s difficult for me. I love the ‘thoroughly used’ feeling I have after a good ass fucking, even when “thoroughly used” feels like “thoroughly sore.” But this? I liked the bedtime cuffs. Who knew?
I can’t remember sleeping while restrained before. (Have I, Daddy? Am I forgetting something?)
I’ve read stories of subs being restrained while sleeping, or tied to the bed at night, and I liked those, so this shouldn’t be a surprise. I’ve always thought I would feel so content and safe sleeping that way. I was right. I was threatened with dire consequences for removing them without asking. I didn’t ask. I slept. Whitman woke in the middle night and reached over to check the cuffs. When he found them still on, he released me. I was a little disappointed, but it did make going to pee easier.
Jun 282012
I haven’t written lately about my labia. I know after the surgery I was full of information and photos. It’s not that I don’t think about my pussy anymore, I do. Just not in the way I used to. Occasionally, I look down and peer between my legs while I’m peeing and just smile at the little cute pink pussy. What a change!
I always admire myself when I get out of the shower…and when I shave. The difference in how I feel about the way I look is amazing. To all of the surgery-doubters, love-it-anyway naysayers, and “don’t mutilate yourself” crowd out there: You were wrong. So. Very. Wrong.
Jun 222012
Ahhhhh, summertime, when thoughts turn to schoolgirl costumes! It boggles the mind to consider the varieties of schoolgirl outfits available these days. I’m not even talking about do-it-yourself outfits (like mine). You know, just grab a plaid skirt and a white shirt and some cute stockings and shoes. Throw on a push-up bra, some ruffled panties, and tie up a ponytail and voila! Instant school girl! I wore that last weekend for the first time in a while. I think Whitman was glad to see the outfit make an appearance again, and I know I enjoyed wearing it! No wonder this is such a classic fantasy outfit. It looks sexy and it feels damn sexy!!
I’m talking about the actual role-play costumes available for purchase out there. They’re proliferating like sex toys!! There are demure schoolgirls with jackets and layers of undies, bikini-top schoolgirls, crotchless schoolgirls, red, white, and blue schoolgirls.
The names are the funniest thing. Of course there are ‘classic school girl’ and ‘naughty school girl’ but there are also very creative school girls. Don’t miss ‘Sister Fellatio’s School for Girls,’ Deviant School Girl’, and my favorite, the ‘Summer School Drop Out’ (that’s my favorite name of a costume, not necessarily my favorite costume).
In any case, I believe I’ll wear my plaid skirt, knee socks, and high-heeled mary janes this weekend for Whitman. Because as he just reminded me as I made a slightly naughty comment, I “have so much to learn.”
Jun 132012
Did you read about the couple who got busted in the middle of a blow job at a Cirque du Soleil show in California? I read this and get a little nostalgic for that “OMG, Whitman, I just can’t go another minute without your cock in my mouth!” feeling. Ahhh, new love. Explosive lust. Oh, wait…I still have that feeling quite often, so it’s not really nostalgia, I just miss Whitman. And his cock. He’s out of town, and I DO wish he would get home so we can discuss this public blow job scandal further. (Neither of us leans too much towards public sex, so I don’t see us recreating this scene any time soon.)
Reading this story does lead me to a couple of thoughts:
- Why on Earth would someone pay SO MUCH MONEY to see a show, then not watch it? Cirque du Soleil could easily be $120 each! (although I’m guessing this crew was in the cheap seats)
- These people are US Border Patrol Agents. Who do they think they are? The Secret Service??!
Jun 072012
I’ll have to admit that as much as I’ve learned to love sex toys, I’ve always been afraid of things that look like this:
There’s just something about the hoses and bulbs and cups that scares me. Maybe it’s the medical or industrial look. Maybe I’m just afraid of looking wacky, like a victim in a sexy sci-fi movie. When Erotic Toy Town said they were sending the Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers along, it was no different. I was excited, yet terrified at some level. I’m sure Whitman found the look of slight panic on my face rather amusing.
It turns out that I was afraid for no good reason. This kit comes with two round nipple suction cups and one thin oval suction cup for the clit, each with its own vibrating bullet. These are attached to a rubber squeezable bulb that when squeezed produces pretty strong suction. It has a little quick release button on the side, but Whitman more enjoyed pulling it hard until it popped off. You can see the skin being pulled all the way into the bulb.
The continuous suction provided by the nipple suction cups feels amazing. This toy creates a steady, hard pull that’s almost impossible to create with a mouth. The little bullets add vibration for extra stimulation, but honestly, I love the sucking without the vibration. This is a great toy for beginners, or people like me who might not be sure about pumps and such. It’s easy to use, and the purple color is really pretty and thereby non-threatening. Just place the cups on the appropriate body parts (nipples and clit), then start pumping the bulb until it feels good (or hurts, as is your preference). Release as needed. This toy can also be used in the tub, and would be easy to use alone, not just with a partner, although having four hands helps.
The first time we used this, the clit sucker wouldn’t quite stay attached. I’m not sure if it’s because of my anatomy or what was happening, but we couldn’t get a good seal, and ended up suctioning that cup to my belly. (All three cups have to be attached to something to create suction.)
Our second try proved to work a little better. Whitman used more lube, massaging my clit to get it nice and engorged, and was then able to suck my clit hood up all the way up into the cup. I felt the full effect of the nipple suction and the clit suction at the same time. My clit is a very sensitive, so that was bordering on too much, but it did keep my attention focused there. The nipple suction felt incredible, and left my nipples standing tall when we removed the cups. He played with it a little and then fucked me while it sucked away. It was quite fun having so much attention all over my body.
The Fetish Fantasy Vibrating Triple Suckers also comes with a toy cleaner, two sample lubes, and a blindfold. It is really nice to see a company go the extra mile by including these additional and oh-so-sexy items. Thanks again to Erotic Toy Town for giving us this fun toy to try!
FYI – it doesn’t work on Whitman’s man hairy nipples, and he didn’t offer to shave his chest, so this review is most definitely one-sided.
May 222012
There are many, many fans of the Hitachi Magic Wand, or as it is usually affectionately and casually known, “the Hitachi.” Regular readers my know that I’m not one of them. The Hitachi is way too strong for me, and the intensity of the vibration can be almost painful. I never use it for personal masturbation time. It is almost only used by Whitman on me for his own entertainment, or sometimes even punishment…forced orgasms, anyone?
Enter the Wand Controller! This magic box promises to tame the wand’s vibrations so that the Hitachi can work its magic on my box! Thanks, Babeland!! They sent this controller to my rescue, in exchange for an honest review. I can honestly say, if you’ve ever wished for more than “high” or “low” speeds on your Hitachi, then this is the box for you!
The Wand Controller looks exactly like you’d think an electrical controller would look. It’s a little control box with a switch and a dial, attached to a heavy-duty power cord. (This cord, by the way, effectively doubles the length of your tether, adding another 6’ to the Hitachi.) It does have a little retro look to it, but never fear…it works! There is also a small metal clip on the back, so this can be attached conveniently to your bedding, nightstand, or other spot. The box/cord combo is fairly heavy, weighing at least a pound. Be careful where you clip it.
Operation is easy. There is a three-position switch. The center position is off, which not surprisingly, turns everything off. The right side is “multi speed OFF” which allows the Hitachi to remain on, but bypass the control box. The left side is “multi speed ON” which activates the speed dial control knob. This all-important knob controls the speed of the Hitachi, but not the intensity. Don’t worry about losing that powerful vibe that the Magic Wand is known for. Turning the dial ramps up the speed from low to high, higher, and highest. (They are actually called ‘no-name lavender section of the dial’, ‘medium’, and ‘high’.) Again, this dial controls only the speed of the super-strong vibrations.
This tool can turn your toy into a whole new toy, or take it down a notch if need be.
Finding the magic is entirely up to you.