Pussy Prettification Project, Part 5 (an update)

 Fairy Dust, labiaplasty  No Responses »
Feb 232012
 

I’m home.  Whitman is taking wonderful care of me, of course. He always does.

Contrary to my previous post about the anesthesia being “conscious sedation”, I really had a very light general anesthesia – no intubation, paralyzation, etc. So I was out, but not deeply, and not for long.

I was home about 3 hours after the surgery; I had some breakfast and a nap.  The pain is minimal so far, but we’ll see as the surgery meds start wearing off. As of now, I’m feeling good and looking Frankenstein-ish! I have about 20 stitches – 10 on each lip. I’ll post some pics of the healing but not yet. I don’t want to scare everyone off!

Pussy Prettification Project, Part 4

 Fairy Dust, labiaplasty  4 Responses »
Feb 232012
 

If you’re reading this, Dear Reader, I’m in the recovery room.(Trust me, I’m thrilled, good drugs notwithstanding.)

My surgery was at 7am, and it was expected to last about 15 minutes. I’ll spend about 30 minutes to an hour in the recovery room, because after all, it was just conscious sedation, not general anesthesia, then I’m headed home. I’ll have a few dissolving stitches and what my doctor said was MOST IMPORTANT about the recovery period is
“NO sexual activity for at least two weeks.”

pretty pussy

Whitman has a serious post-op question, though…how long after my procedure does HE have to wait to have sex??

Her beautiful body, and everything in-between.

 labiaplasty, lovegasm, Whitman's Sampler  1 Response »
Feb 222012
 

I love SexFairy.

It doesn’t matter if she thinks she is sexy or not. It doesn’t matter if others think she is sexy (though they all do) or not. I don’t care what “society” says. I love SexFairy with all my heart. Every day, in every way, she is the most beautiful perfect woman I’ll ever know.

On a recent weekend morning, we woke up, and I looked over at her, and said “you are so beautiful”. Now most women don’t consider themselves at their best first thing in the morning, and SexFairy commented as such. To which I replied, “I love the woman I go to sleep with, and I love the woman I wake up with”. She is always, both, and everything in between.

SexFairy’s Labiaplasty posts have generated some attention, and it’s time I threw my two cents into this pot. Labia collage

I love her labia as they are. Yes they hang and sometimes make my finding the sweet juices of her pussy a bit of  a manipulating challenge, but that doesn’t make me want them “trimmed”. So, why do I support her in this decision to have Labiaplasty?

Because I know it bothers her. She feels self conscious about it. They get in the way DURING sex (for her, not me). She can’t ride a bicycle because they’d get twisted up and hurt.

So to all you naysayers – my question is….
AT WHAT POINT DOES A PHYSICAL DISTINCTION BECOME SEVERE ENOUGH TO BE SURGICALLY ATTENDED TO???

And the answer is, whenever that person wants it taken care of. It’s not your business AT ALL, if someone gets a nose job, an abortion, a tummy tuck, or labiaplasty.

Respect the individual’s right, to take care of themselves, as they wish. Beyond that, shut the fuck up, please. It isn’t your body. You have as much right to tell someone else what they should or shouldn’t do, as I have to tell YOU  what you should or shouldn’t do with your body.
Correct Answer – NOT.

I love SexFairy’s labia now. I’ll love them tomorrow after her surgery, and I’ll love them for all the years we will have together, and then some. Just like every other part of her body and soul.

Kiss These Lips Goodbye!

 Fairy Dust, labiaplasty  No Responses »
Feb 222012
 

I always have my nails professionally manicured. Always. This week (the week of labiaplasty) is no different. Today’s schedule: Pre-op at the doctor’s office, pre-op at the surgery center, then NAILS!

I arrived at the salon,  planning to pick a pink polish, in honor of my pink, pink pussy and the Pussy Prettification Project. I picked the newest pink in the place, which was on full display at the front counter as part of the OPI Holland Collection.

pussy lips pink

Kiss My Two Lips Goodbye

 Imagine my amusement when I learned the name of this lovely pink shade:
“Kiss Me On My Tulips”
…and on that note…
Kiss these two lips goodbye!!

Harder Than Usual?

 Fairy Dust, sexy sex  3 Responses »
Feb 222012
 

Men, do you have days when your cock seems bigger than others? I know that some erections are harder than others. How about “bigger” days, though?

hard and wet

yes, it's really us...

Whitman’s erection last night was ROCK HARD, but also his cock seemed (wait…it didn’t ‘seem’ it ‘WAS’) longer and larger. I had two fists on it and still couldn’t hold it all.

As he was fucking me with my feet on his shoulders and my ass propped in the air, I swear I felt his dick hitting my belly button from the inside. Amazing.

Pussy Prettification Project, Part 3

 Fairy Dust, labiaplasty  6 Responses »
Feb 212012
 

“The personal is political.” Feminism 101, right? I get it now. Pussies have gone political. Somehow this labia surgery has taken on a whole ‘pseudo-controversy’ life of its own. say goodbye to these labia

There is lots of chatter and commentary (in the media and blog world)  lately about labiaplasty or labia reduction. It seems to be catching on as a cosmetic procedure, especially in the US, UK, and Australia. There’s also lots of backlash…so much talk about how as women we must be loving and accepting of our bodies, we’re all different, we’re all normal, we don’t like the way we look because of too much ‘fake’ porn, blahblahblah. Somehow, nobody feels comfortable expressing approval of this procedure unless it’s qualified with “but it’s okay if you’re doing it for practical reasons…”

I call bullshit. Yes, the reality is that aside from appearance, my labia are a real pain the pussy. They are in the way during sex. They get pulled on at inopportune times; caught between my vagina and cock, fingers, or toys. They get twisted in my panties. They get pinched if I wear tight jeans. They show through a bathing suit. Hell, they’d show through a sheer dress if I went commando. “This must be what it’s like to have balls,” I’ve often thought. So yes, there are other considerations, but as I commented on this post yesterday, I’ve dealt with all of those issues for years. The real reason I’m having the surgery is that I don’t like the way I look.

And so the fuck what if it is?

this always reminds me of a tongue sticking out :p

I agree that women shouldn’t feel ashamed of our bodies, but I also think that I shouldn’t be made to feel bad for not liking my body the way it is. I go to the gym because I don’t want to be fat. I wear sunscreen because I don’t want to have wrinkles. I had braces because my teeth were crooked, and (guess what??) I didn’t like the way they looked (gasp)! People have nose jobs because they don’t like the way their perfectly normal noses look. I don’t see a big ‘nose job backlash’ going on.

My labia are large. I have always disliked them. They get in the way. I’m doing something about it and it feels good. I can’t fucking wait.

Pussy Prettification Project, Part 2

 Fairy Dust, labiaplasty  2 Responses »
Feb 182012
 

I’m counting down to my surgery – FOUR DAYS!! Have I mentioned how excited I am??

This surgery isn’t my first ‘pussy procedure,’ though.  About twenty years ago, I decided, “Well, if I’m going to have these giant labia, I should be proud of them.” I called my friend the midwife and asked what she thought about piercing one for me (This was just before the rise of body piercing professionals and studios). What she thought about it was that I was absolutely crazy. I then explained (and cajoled): “They’re just there. Like earlobes. Why not??” She finally gave in. I went to her office and she pierced me, inserted the jewelry, and made me promise never to tell anyone. I felt like I had a sexy secret in my panties  for years, and then a couple of years ago, I just tired of it. I took the jewelry out. My lips went back to being unremarkable, except for their size.

no pictures remain of my pierced pussy

And now, here I am. After years of gazing longingly at photos of neat little pussies without dangling lips, I’m about to have one of my own. I can picture exactly how I will look. My inner lips will just lightly ruffle along the outer lips, and not the other way around. For the past few weeks, every time I’ve been to the bathroom, I end up examining my lady lips. When I get undressed to shower, I play “let’s pretend”: I tuck the big parts in and smile at how it looks. I get excited about the surgery all over again.

All of a sudden, though, all I see are photos of big labia. They’re everywhere! (Have you seen Tumblr this week??) What if I miss mine when they’re gone? Will I spend the next twenty years mourning the loss of “a part of me”? Will I constantly be thinking or saying “I used to have big labia”? Will I regret this?

Lounging in Lingerie

 Fairy Dust  1 Response »
Feb 172012
 

Whitman and I were lying naked in bed one night last week. We were just touching each other in the dark and chatting before we fell asleep about our day, about sex (shocking, I know), and just sexiness in general. He mentioned that although I own quite a bit of lingerie, it’s not getting much use. I explained that it never seems like an “opportune time” and a seems a little silly to just put it on for something to do.

He then decided that when I get home from work, I should change into ‘something more comfortable’ (read: ‘sexy’). Daily. “Just wear it,” he said. This, of course, was a brilliant idea, and I agreed without hesitation.

I’ve always thought it would be super sexy to wander around the house in peignoirs and chemises, especially for cocktail hour.

sexy lingerie and champagne

This new plan gave me a reason to immediately order MORE lingerie and slinky dresses. I mean, if I’m going to be wearing something every single day, it’s like needing a separate wardrobe! Now I just need some marabou slippers!

I’m thoroughly enjoying the anticipation daily of thinking of what I’m going to wear for Whitman that night. Walking around like a sexy doll may or may not lead to sex, but it definitely makes him happy, and we all know how much I love that.

Living the Dream

 Fairy Dust  1 Response »
Feb 152012
 

cocktail party nightly

My Dearest Whitman,

Remember the days not so long ago when we chatted online and dreamt of one day living together? I said something like, “I can’t wait until the day we can go home after a day at work and we can drink, have kinky sex, and make fun of Republicans.”

Well, here we are, livin’ the dream, baby!

Love,
Sex Fairy

Pussy Prettification Project, Part 1

 labiaplasty, Toy Reviews  6 Responses »
Feb 142012
 

My name is Sex Fairy and I have large labia.

IMG_6823I have REALLY large labia, actually. I always have. I always have as long as I can remember, anyway. I’ve always hated them, too. I used to daydream of asking my gynecologist if there was a medically necessary reason to have them cut off. That was just a daydream, of course.  An annual daydream. I mean, sure, I could just have them “reduced” at the cost of thousands of dollars for cosmetic surgery. Not an option, unfortunately.

This year, with my feet in the stirrups and his face peering between my knees, I actually gathered my courage and just asked the man. “Sooooo…I know this has been going around cosmetically, but is there any medically necessary reason that I could have these labia reduced?? <cringe>”

IMG_6824Imagine my surprise and elation when he answered without hesitation, “Sure. Labial Hypertrophy.” OH.MY.GOD. Why didn’t I ask ten years ago?? Fifteen?? I was overcome with excitement and absolute elation. The doctor then proceeded to describe the procedure to me, how he would mark, match, trim, and stich, all the while flapping my lips around as a demonstration with his gloved hands. I wanted to laugh out loud, partially at the image – the gloves pulling my labia left, right, back and forth – and partially at my silliness in waiting so long to ask. (The truth is that I probably wanted to laugh out loud IN GIDDY JOY!) I almost danced out of the office, I was so excited. I’ve managed to tell way too many people about this surgery in the past two weeks, but in the same vein, I’m way too excited about it! I feel like this is a dream come true, and naysayers be damned.

I’m counting down now…it’s just over one week until I lose these lips.
Follow along as The Pussy Prettification Project is in full effect.

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