Remember in the Woody Allen movie Sleeper, the sex machine called the “Orgasmatron”? Even as a young man I thought that was the greatest futuristic invention in the movie. Even better than dessert foods as healthy.
And women have had vibrators for years. Us men have mostly had to resort to doing most of the work ourselves, when it came to masturbation. Take hand, grip penis, move up and down till orgasm. Clean up.
I have often thought about a machine, that would slide up and down automatically on a hard cock (preferably mine) and simulate a pussy, or mouth, doing the “work”.
Lately I’ve seen the Cobra.
The description on EdenFantasys by a reviewer named Gary is, “This is one amazing masturbation toy that definitely changes the whole game when it comes to this kind of device. If you are looking for something new that you can really just sit back and enjoy the ride with, this is it. On the lower setting you could probably extend your sessions as long as you wanted them to be. On the high settings, the sensations are unlike anything out there for men!:”
EdenFantasys has 608 people (men I assume) rating it as 4 out of 5 stars. It must work, at least MOSTLY!!! Maybe I can win one in the EdenCafe Contest?
Still, there is something odd about putting my cock into something that looks like a Tron race car. I always fear it’ll be like a Chinese Finger Trap and clamp down on my cock and not let go. Shudder. Shudder. Cum. Mmmmmmmm
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