Yayyyyy, May is Masturbation Month! (again? already?) As you may know, this annual commemorative month always gets me thinking about masturbation, and masturbation habits and patterns. Here at the naughty spot, we each have our own way of doing things. 
Whitman often masturbates in the afternoon. When I started thinking about this subject, I noticed that I usually like to get myself off either as I’m falling asleep, or first thing in the morning. It’s a little funny that not only does it help me rest, it can help me wake up. Of course, a morning wake-up call doesn’t require any crazy vibrators or big throbbing rabbit toys. I like to just rub one out with my hand, no sex toys required.
Another way that we differ in this regard is that for Whitman, masturbation is an event. He takes his time and enjoys the process. Seriously, he could masturbate for an hour, I’m sure. On the other hand, I am on a mission. I rarely take the time to enjoy the build up. I’m results-driven in this area, and tend to tally up 4 or 5 orgasms in just a couple of minutes. Then I go on about my business, whether that business is sleeping or waking.
Lunch at my desk today. (Always a bad idea.)