Jul 042011
 

imageIt was late that night. We had been drinking, laughing, enjoying each other as we always do. I wanted to change things up a bit. I often want to change things up a bit. New, varied, different.

This is Maria Ozawa (Wikipedia). She is a Japanese porn star, born of a Japanese mother and a French-Canadian father, giving her a very sexy combination look. Something about this video really works for me. It must be the way she and her partner are all oiled up and then how she slides her rather perfect body across his in a variety of positions.

That night I placed my Sex Fairy in an ass up, doggy ready position on the bed, facing to the side. There in front of her I moved a small table upon which I put my laptop facing her. Pulling up the video below, I fucked SexFairy from behind while we both enjoyed watching.

I came very hard inside SexFairy that night.

 


Maria Ozawa Gives Oil Massage
(sorry about the pixelation – those silly Japanese)

Last night, we did it again. Rare for me to repeat a sexual scene, but this one is too good to pass up. I encourage you all to load up this video, and start fucking your partner in a way you can both watch.

As they say in my local Chinese restaurant, “enjoy”.

May 252011
 

I lay sleeping, dozing really, next to Whitman in our heavenly king-size hotel bed. We’d just returned from visiting a strip club, where we’d spent the past couple of hours ogling pretty young things. I’d also inadvertently purchased something between a lap dance and a body shot (more on that later) which probably looked pretty hot. We were naked, cuddling, watching a movie on the laptop. Well, HE was watching…

Whitman was wide awake, a little hyper, and a lot horny.  I, on the other hand, was feeling like I’d quit drinking way too long ago, had too much insanely good dinner, and quite crampy. (Can you believe it? The Sex Fairy called a time out for PMS?!)

As I dozed, Whitman slipped off to the bathroom, and then I heard him come out into the dark room and walk to the desk. I opened my eyes, but didn’t move. He never looked at me, just proceeded to open the laptop and settle in to the desk chair, working his cock with his right hand, intently watching the screen, and just as intently working the mouse with his left hand. (Yes! Left-handed! Very impressive, isn’t it?!)

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I wanted to move enough to touch myself as I watched, but I didn’t want to remind him that I was there. I also REALLY fantasized about sliding from under the duvet and crawling on my hands and knees from the big fluffy bed to the hard cold floor under the desk, just to make my mouth available. Just in case. Just in case Whitman wanted to fuck my mouth, or cum in my mouth…I wanted to be there for him. In the end, though, my inner voyeur won out. (I didn’t even know I HAD an inner voyeur!!)

Yes, I  thought of participating, or verbally encouraging him, but I was mostly fascinated. I love to watch Whitman touch himself, and I’ve seen it before, but he’s always known I was watching. This was different. It was a totally private moment, but there I was…part of it. It was quick and dirty. Whitman is an expert ‘take-your-time’ masturbator, but he was a man on a mission this time. He stroked, his eyes darting rapidly across the screen, his left hand changing the view. I could see his orgasm building on his face, in his eyes, and in the way he moved. The tension built as he stroked faster, slower, faster, and finally he stood up and I recognized immediately his preferred orgasm stance.

I smiled to myself and I DID touch myself then. I was too late to cum with him, but I grinned as I watched his final strokes from my dark hideout. I was in awe of the silence (he’s usually got a beastly sounding orgasm, which I LOVE) and the efficiency of his action. He cleaned up, and as he closed the laptop, I spoke through my smile.

“That was hot.”

May 242011
 

I am a total geek.
I love studying. I love research. On anything…everything. Really. That includes sex. Especially sex all of a sudden.

I’m in luck…the Good Vibrations web site has a whole section devoted to SEX ED. It’s called “How To…Good Vibes Sex Education” and includes articles on female ejaculation, anal sex, how to choose condoms, vibrators, lubes, dildos, harnesses (also on my to-do list, btw), and SO MUCH MORE along with GV Staff favorites and gift ideas.

Whitman and I recently watched GUSH, an educational video about female ejaculation by Good Vibrations (as part of the Good Releasing Pleasure Ed movie series) starring Dr. Carol Queen. (Some of you may remember I’m fascinated by this “how to squirt” concept…I haven’t figured it out yet…not sure if I ever will or if I even WANT to, but my research continues!) This movie is available for purchase as a DVD or as a download in several formats.

Check out the watching options galore:gush options

The video is mostly well-shot porn, featuring real-life examples of g-spot stimulation with female ejaculation. The scenes are intercut with phone calls to Dr. Queen’s radio show with Michelle Meow. These calls show Dr. Queen giving some real-life verbal instructions about finding the g-spot.  The info from the call-in show is very general, and covers things that anyone who’s read anything about g-spots will already know.

There is no-voice over or instruction during the (hot) sex scenes (which include a hot hetero scene with Dylan Ryan and Mickey Mod, lesbian couples, and Jiz Lee masturbating with toys), which is why I call it ‘porn.’  It’s not cheesy commercial porn, it looks nearly amateur, but I think that’s because it’s more “real.” These scenes are not educational videos (unless, of course, you use them for inspiration!).

The extras include interviews with Dylan and Mickey, along an anatomy PowerPoint by Sherry Winston, RN. The best special feature, though, was the  great g-spot myth-busting presentation and anatomy lesson with Dr. Queen. She’s got a big stuffed vulva! I want one!! Wait! I LOVE A STUFFED VULVA (who doesn’t?!), but I mean she has a stuffed vulva DEMONSTRATION PILLOW!! awesome_vulva_miniSeriously…how awesome IS THIS thing??!! This part of the movie was WAY MORE INFORMATIVE and WAY MORE HELPFUL than the call in question and answers early in the show.

Thanks to Good Vibrations for sending this movie to us for review. It’s a great addition to anyone’s SexEd movie collection!

May 152011
 

I live off a few computers. One is a laptop, that is always found where I am.

This weekend, on Friday, I lost track of the laptop and the bag it was in. By Saturday afternoon, I was convinced it had been stolen; grabbed from my car while I was taking groceries into the house. Saturday evening found me filling out a police report with what little information I could cobble together in my head.

laptop thiefSaturday night, I barely slept. Why? The laptop and accompanying flash drive contained hundreds, if not thousands of photos of me, SexFairy, former girlfriends, and one movie of me showering and fucking a former girlfriend. The computer is replaceable. Everything in my bag is replaceable. I had copies of all the photos and the movie stored elsewhere.

What kept me up, worrying, thinking, pondering, was if someone got ahold of all that, what would they do with it. What COULD they do with my photos. What could they do with photos of former girlfriends topless and naked, photos of SexFairy tied spread eagle to a bed, photos of SexFairy sucking my cock taken from a balcony by a friend? ALL LEFT ON THE stolen porn videosLAPTOPS HARD DRIVE!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

They could post the photos on various porn sites. They could upload the video to an exgf porn site. They could try and blackmail me with the data. They could pass photos of SexFairy with her sexy well spanked ass in the air to all their friends. This afternoon, we found my laptop and all the paraphernalia that accompanied it.

I plan on taking all sex related data off the laptop. It can mostly live in a cloud environment or on a plethora of assorted backup hardware. The remainder, I’ll be encrypting on a bit level that will be henceforth unavailable to anyone but very skilled members of the NSA.

Do you carry on your person, data you’d shudder to think about getting out? I’ll write up the steps I take in a future post. In the meantime, beware you horny pervs, you! I love you, but do you want us all to see you in your Sunday naked best?

Apr 082011
 

Okay. It doesn’t. But made ya look!

According to a 2008 study on “Enterprise Server Information”, available HERE,  from UC San Diego, globally, the annual data consumption is estimated at 9.57 zettabytes*, or 12GB per employed person per day.

Another study from a few years back claims that 35% of all Internet downloads are pornographic. I am far sure it’s much greater for my internet connection, by the way.

Which implies that we watch, a hell of a lot of porn.  An amount that exceeds my math skills.

There are plenty of statistics out there, but my favorite place to see them all is to watch this video where a young woman quasi-strips off her clothes, revealing all (all the statistics).

click photo for videoWeb Statistics, stripped down

I so love technology.



* The basics on WhatTheFuck is a Zettabyte (if you really care).
· 1 Bit = Binary Digit
· 8 Bits = 1 Byte
· 1024 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte
· 1024 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte
· 1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte
· 1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte
· 1024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte
· 1024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte
· 1024 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte

Mar 292011
 

From our Tumblr site at http://thenaughtyspot.tumblr.com/ it’s Top Tumblr Tuesday #3.

I tumbled it originally and Sex Fairy selected it for this week. I couldn’t agree more.

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Click the photo to see it larger on our Tumblr site..

enjoy.

Feb 282011
 

My teenaged kids have a running joke about things I like. It goes like this: “Mom gets off on sparkly things, cute packaging, Jimmy John’s subs, high heels…” You get the idea. They just add things on as I express excitement about, admiration for, or the desire to own something. It’s an ever-growing and completely random list. They think they’re funny. Sometimes they are.

Every time I hear this joke, I think “OMG, they have no idea!!” What mom GETS OFF ON are things like…well yes, high heels, but even  more so when they’re pushed back over my head; I so get off on having my ass spanked. HARD. I’m into sex blogging & sex toy reviewing, looking at naughty Tumblr porn, and sometimes watching really, REALLY DIRTY hardcore porn…like girls-choking-on-cocks porn. I especially like this porn while I’m on my knees sucking/choking on Whitman’s cock (so in THAT case, HE’S watching really dirty hardcore porn. I’m just an accessory). I love being on my knees, and I love being an accessory, actually – just used as a sex object, a fucktoy, a hole or two (or three…).

I get off on him choking me, slapping me, sitting on my chest with his back to  me and forcing me to orgasm repeatedly with the Hitachi and a crazy attachment, or torturing my nipples. The list goes on and on…

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Seriously. They have NO. IDEA.