May 292011
 

There are almost as many blowjob positions as there are girls willing to give them. My first one was in the back seat of a car and it remains one of my most memorable. Since then I’ve gotten blowjobs mostly lying on my back in bed. But there are notable exceptions including more cars, cars while driving, in the shower of course, outside an elementary school at night, or that one I had in high school from my teenage girlfriend while riding on a moving  and only partially empty train. There’s the blowjob SexFairy gave me while her girlfriend watched us from a balcony above. We will save that for another story.

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Normally I am either sitting or on lying on my back and the girl is manipulating herself either between my knees or lying aside me. On rare occasions I am standing and the girl is in front of me, on her knees, mouth open for my cock.

Then there is that other position. The kind you see in hard core porn movies.

The girl lies on the bed on her back, with her head hanging slightly over the edge and the man stands and almost straddles her face. I’ve always on her back, deepthroatthought of this as the upside-down blowjob. If you look around some sites refer to this as a facefuck or a  throat swab. To me a facefuck is anytime the man takes control of the blowjob and is not necessarily related to the specific position. Throat Swab is just funny.

For a long time I had wanted to try this position. Unfortunately I was in a relationship where it wasn’t really an option. Until I met SexFairy.

I’m not going to tell the whole story of the night we met (not in this post anyway). I will say we eventually found ourselves stripping of our clothes and within seconds she was on her knees in front of me sucking my cock. She soon jumped up on the bed, which I thought meant she was ready for me to fuck her. But she instantly rolled over on her back with her head on the edge of the bed and reached out, grabbed my thighs and pulled me in. My very hard cock went right into her very open mouth. At that moment I knew I was Cock deep in mouthwith a very special woman.

The many many months we have been together now, we have returned to this position quite often. It looks so fucking hot and puts me in total control of how deep and how fast I fuck her face. If your partner isn’t capable of deep throat than you may find this position difficult. Difficult for her because you’ll probably end up gagging her pretty hard. Difficult for the man as you’ll want to thrust your cock deep into her throat. Fortunately, SexFairy can deepthroat my cock quite well.

I hope you have a girl who will do this for you. Your own SexFairy. If not, you should go find one. Dump the unwilling bitch you are with now and go find that girl who will lie back and open her mouth and throat for your pleasure. You just can’t have my SexFairy. She’s a keeper and I’m not letting her go. Though I may untie her for dinner.

May 222011
 

SexFairy came out of the bathroom, freshly showered and clean for my pleasure wearing lingerie given to her from a former lover. She asked if that was okay, wearing for me what Hitachi vibrator VT250_1another had given her. I told her that was even better. I was going to enjoy fucking her in “his” gift.

Being the thoughtful lover, I then gave her a choice. While I licked her neck, I told SexFairy I could either make love to her with caring and passion, or treat her however I wanted. As she hesitated, I chose the latter.

I lay her back on the bed, spread her legs, and started licking her thighs. Her breaths became rapid and shallow as I began to tease the outside of her lips with my tongue. Soon my tongue was gliding from her ass through her lips to her clit, and back. A few moments later and she had become incredibly wet, so I teased her gspot with my well lubed fingers. Softer at first, growing in intensity until the squishing of her juices from the thrusting of my hand was quite audible. By now she had cum quite a few times.

Reaching over, I picked up the Hitachi. Her head shook back and forth saying no, but by then I was well in motion and was not to be stopped. I turned around and sat on her chest so she couldn’t move. Turning the Hitachi on, I held it against her clitoris as my other hand reached deep inside her pussy. Her orgasms kept cumming over and over and despite her moans of protest, I didn’t stop. I kept the Hitachi hard against her clit, rubbing it’s large head back and forth. The intensity was incredible. I knew she wanted me to stop, but I didn’t. Leaning back I said, “this is for being a naughty girl” and let it run till her muscles began to run out of the ability to even protest.

We spent the next 30 minutes changing positions on a small arm chair, ending with some very vigorous and deep doggy style. As we both collapsed, I felt her sobbing in my arms. A sobbing she describes as emotional overload. It’s so beautiful.

One NaughtyPoint deduction for forced Hitachi orgasms.

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May 022011
 

Sex Fairy here, reporting in on a minor sexual accident over the weekend:

During some particularly vigorous deep-throat cocksucking (somewhat inspired by reading some sexy cock-choking blog entries and comments last week), I pulled my head back to…
I don’t know…swallow saliva? Breathe? Lick my lips? I really do know better.

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It matters not WHAT I was doing, because at that point, Whitman grabbed my head by a handful of hair and forced his cock up and my head down at the same time. Except instead of me expertly wrapping my tongue around the underside of his cock, his cock rammed the underside of my tongue.

Oops.

This was only momentarily painful, and even then only slightly so. I could tell something was not quite right, though. After finishing up with the sucking, fucking, spanking, and cum, I checked the mirror. WHOA. As I suspected, something was not quite right.

Even though it’s only slightly sore, there was, and still is, a giant bruise under my tongue. Looks like I got away without tearing the frenulum, but because this is in my mouth, the bruise looks like a giant blood blister. It actually resembles raw meat under my tongue. I’m still chuckling about this, two days later.

Lesson learned here? Keep my tongue where it belongs at all times!!   ;)

Apr 222011
 

SexFairy had messaged an outgoing and sexy young female friend of hers, Maria, asking if she was available for the coming weekend. We met her at a bar in the middle of nowhere, shared a the real Mariafew drinks, and then went back to Maria’s place. After a bit of casual chatting, the three of us are lounging on Maria’s bed when Maria asks me to read some porn off her phone.

I put on my sexiest voice, and started reading the story. As soon as I start, Maria grabs SexFairy, flips her onto her back, pulls up her dress and immediately dives into licking SexFairy’s pussy. I keep reading. The moans right next to me are getting louder as the girls are getting more naked. Soon enough, I can’t read anymore.

I stand up and take off my clothes. With Sex Fairy on her back with her head off the edge of the bed, I hold her legs up high and tight watching Maria licking and sucking away on SexFairy’s pussy. I lean over SexFairy and join Maria licking SexFairy’s wet pussy. Our tongues intertwine as we pleasure each other.

I then get up, and as I do, Maria wraps her legs around SexFairy’s scissor style, pulls her in, and they start Tribbing. Now for those few out there, who don’t know, Tribbing, or Tribadism, is when two women rub their pussies together, usually with their legs intertwined like scissors.  Maria was in the dominant position grinding her shaved pussy into SexFairy’s. Lesbian Tribbing videoIf you have never watched two girls doing this in front of you, then I feel very sorry for you. It was amazing. I just stood there, erection in hand, watching them rub away. They were tribbing for a good five minutes. Incredible.

Click on the photo to the right to see the video, which was fairly close to what I watched in person.                                 VIDEO >>>>>>>>>>>

Maria hopped off SexFairy leaving her still on her back with her pussy massaged pussy open and ready for me. I get on top and start fucking away. As I do, Maria from behind us, sticks a finger in both of our asses. Maria does like fingering ass, and never having had that done while fucking, was an extra treat.

more TribbingWe flip SexFairy around and back Maria goes to licking her pussy. Well seeing Maria’s lovely naked ass upright I could help but take her from behind. So I am now fucking Maria, while Maria is licking Sex Fairy.

Keeping up?

Maria moves to lies down on her back and instructs SexFairy to sit on her face. Of course SF does, being obedient in all sexual situations. So now I see Maria’s bare pussy and start sliding my tongue up and down her, while she’s doing the same to SexFairy. My cock is so rock hard I need to put it somewhere so I straddle Maria’s tits, sliding  up behind SexFairy, who is still sitting  upright on Maria’s face. I slide my cock into SexFairy’s pussy, while Maria licks the front. The oddness of this position causes my cock to slip out and it’s soon in Maria’s mouth, under SexFairy’s soaking pussy. And my ass is sliding across Maria’s ample tits.

We all collapse in eager smiles. I can’t wait to do it again. Soon.

Mar 302011
 

I’ve got a friend (mentioned here) who doesn’t get any blowjobs. Ever.
My friend (formerly friend with benefits) LIKES blowjobs, so this has to suck for him.
(or wait…NOT suck for him! heh heh) He met a girl, fell in love I assume, asked her to marry him, and now a few years later they have a somewhat open relationship, BUT she doesn’t like giving head. Hmmmm…what’s wrong with this story?

I can’t imagine this. I can’t imagine not liking or LOVING to give blowjobs, for one, but what I REALLY can’t imagine is living in a relationship that doesn’t involve oral sex. Giving or receiving.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.

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I asked him about it, and he said, “Well, now she can’t complain that I don’t go down on her anymore. She also doesn’t care if someone else gives me a blow job.” I admit it. I’m boggled. For me, this would be a total dealbreaker. There is NO WAY I would stay in a relationship like this, open or not.

Maybe something is wrong with me because I think that oral sex can be a great way to show someone how much I love them.
Of course, it can also just be a great way to show my love of oral sex! :)

Mar 192011
 

It occurred to me the other day that I’ve always heard semen referred to as being salty.  You know, all the “salty” double entendres and such.
Ohhh, I DO love salt.
I’m salt’s #1 fan.

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HOWEVER, I’ve NEVER tasted salty semen, and I’ve tasted plenty of it in my life! I love to do everything right, and I always wanted to give the BEST. BLOW JOB. EVER. Part of my quest was swallowing, starting with my very first blowjob, and I’ve never stopped. So yes, I know what a mouthful of jizz tastes like.

Every man tastes different. Generally, I find cum slightly soapy tasting or even bitter sometimes. The only thing I’ve ever noted to be salty is sweat, so balls taste salty sometimes, or even the cock itself.
Not cum.

I always love it, that’s not the issue. I love to suck cock, and I love to swallow. I just wonder where the salty rumor got started…anybody out there ever had saltwater cum??

(I told Whitman that I’ve had a banana taste like semen before, and he said, “You mean semen that tasted like banana?” I said, “Yeah, right! Wouldn’t THAT be nice?!”)

Mar 022011
 

imageI guess I had a dream, though I can’t recall it. It must have been the night prior, which I spent alone. By the time I got to my “Fairy” the next day, I wanted nothing more than to bury my face into her pussy. It was more a subconscious need, like a drug addiction I couldn’t shake, a high I absolutely just HAD to have.

We got into bed and I went to town. I think I was down there, licking, teasing, sucking, nibbling, biting, all with a smattering of hand stimulation, for about an hour. She eventually had to force me to stop following 6 or 7 orgasms. It just kept going.

I look forward to my next dive into compulsive cunnilingus.

Feb 282011
 

My teenaged kids have a running joke about things I like. It goes like this: “Mom gets off on sparkly things, cute packaging, Jimmy John’s subs, high heels…” You get the idea. They just add things on as I express excitement about, admiration for, or the desire to own something. It’s an ever-growing and completely random list. They think they’re funny. Sometimes they are.

Every time I hear this joke, I think “OMG, they have no idea!!” What mom GETS OFF ON are things like…well yes, high heels, but even  more so when they’re pushed back over my head; I so get off on having my ass spanked. HARD. I’m into sex blogging & sex toy reviewing, looking at naughty Tumblr porn, and sometimes watching really, REALLY DIRTY hardcore porn…like girls-choking-on-cocks porn. I especially like this porn while I’m on my knees sucking/choking on Whitman’s cock (so in THAT case, HE’S watching really dirty hardcore porn. I’m just an accessory). I love being on my knees, and I love being an accessory, actually – just used as a sex object, a fucktoy, a hole or two (or three…).

I get off on him choking me, slapping me, sitting on my chest with his back to  me and forcing me to orgasm repeatedly with the Hitachi and a crazy attachment, or torturing my nipples. The list goes on and on…

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Seriously. They have NO. IDEA.