Masturbation (May I?)

 Fairy Dust  3 Responses »
May 062011
 

 

not meSo, apparently MAY is National Masturbation Month. I’m not sure who decided this, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a congressional decree (like, say…National DANCE DAY), but it’s all over the internet, so it must be real! I don’t know about the rest of you, but In my world, it’s Masturbation Month EVERY MONTH!!

Whitman has recently let me know that I’ll need his permission to pleasure myself. I’m happy to observe this rule. BUT, hopefully observance of this IMPORTANT NATIONAL commemorative month will buy me some (play)time and keep me out of the Naughty Points.

I’m going to let Whitman know about National Masturbation Month, which of course shall now be known as the month of “May I?”

Sliquid. It’s a Slick Liquid.

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May 032011
 

As promised, I’m here with an update on my lubricant research/trials. I was really happy to receive this Sliquid Sea for review from Good Vibrations because it’s just a little bit different. Besides being glycerin- and paraben-free, it’s also infused with three different seaweed extracts! Yes! Seaweed! Three of them! In addition to boosting the slipperiness of the Sliquid, the seaweeds are intended as a healthful bonus (as if having hot sex isn’t a health bonus enough!).
From Sliquid.com:

  • Each extract provides an added boost for your health: Carrageenan, while also being one of natures most effective natural lubricants, has also been shown to reduce the transmission of HPV (Human Papillomavirus). Wakame is a seaweed that contains B vitamins, and reduces inflammation and improves elasticity in your skin. Nori is an algae that prevents oxidation of the skin and is a very effective natural moisturizer. Together, these natural extracts of the sea blend with our Naturals H2O lubricant, to provide a slippery, sensual lubricant with the natural healing properties of the sea.

Those are some pretty serious claims! While I can’t vouch for the virus-transmission-reduction properties, nor the inflammation-reduction claim, I CAN say that I found Sliquid Sea to be VERY moisturizing. As a matter of fact, I kept rubbing it into my hands for the moisturizing effect after the sex test was over!

In our experience, water-based lubricants vary widely in how sticky and how quickly they disappear.This water-based lubricant is definitely NOT sticky (a major plus)! It DOES, however, seem to be absorbed pretty quickly, so we used a LOT of it for this test. We’ve used it for cunt-rubbing, cock-stroking, pussy and ass-fucking, all with great results. Sliquid Sea has no real smell, and no taste. I can definitely see us using this again. And again. And again.
(ALTHOUGH…next on my to-lube list is some silicone lube!)

Sliquid is featured at Goodvibes.com as part of their ecorotic line of natural and organic sex products that are good for you and have a low environmental impact.

The Lube Expert

 Toy Reviews  2 Responses »
Apr 252011
 

ladies-slippery-when-wetNo, this is not about getting your car’s oil changed. It’s about lubricants of another sort. I’ve been thinking of sexy lubricants  quite a bit lately. I was always one of those “Who, me…lube? I don’t need it!” girls. I would be insulted at the idea…sort of like a guy saying “I don’t need Viagra!” I mean, my pussy is overflowing with sweet juices! Are you saying I’m not wet enough?!

I  found out, though, like a lot of guys…Viagra can be FUN whether you NEED it or not. It increases the strength and duration of a perfectly good erection. What’s wrong with THAT? In that same manner, a little bit of lube can FEEL REALLY GOOD, whether I need it or not. It’s obviously necessary for anal sex, and helpful for masturbating (his OR hers), but sometimes, it just feels good. That’s it. It increases the juiciness and slipperiness of a perfectly good wet hole. It feeeeels sooooo gooooood to dribble the cool liquid along my pussy lips, then rub it in with my fingers (or his). It feels amazing in my hand as I start to stroke Whitman’s cock. I’m guessing it increases the amazingness of my hand ON his cock for him.

Lots of reading and research at Eden Fantasys later, I’ve come to the conclusion that even Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys storethough silicone lubricants feel TOTALLY AMAZING, they’re not the best for every situation. Water-based lubes seem to be the most useful all-around fun juice. Whitman and I have tried a few brands lately (for research purposes, of course!), and they vary WIDELY in viscosity, stickiness, and how long they last. So far, System JO H20 from EdenFantasys has been my favorite. It was lots of fun! It was very slick with a silicone “feel” and lasted a long while and was totally non-sticky. It’s also in a CUTE package! :)

My research into this new realm of slippery fun will continue, and I’ll definitely report in often as I work to become a (self-proclaimed) LUBE EXPERT!!

Automasturbator, or cock chomper?

 Toy Reviews  1 Response »
Apr 062011
 

OrgasmatronRemember in the Woody Allen movie Sleeper, the sex machine called the “Orgasmatron”? Even as a young man I thought that was the greatest futuristic invention in the movie. Even better than dessert foods as healthy.

And women have had vibrators for years. Us men have mostly had to resort to doing most of the work ourselves, when it came to masturbation. Take hand, grip penis, move up and down till orgasm. Clean up.

I have often thought about a machine, that would slide up and down automatically on a hard cock (preferably mine) and simulate a pussy, or mouth, doing the “work”.

Lately I’ve seen the Cobra.

Cobra libre

The description on EdenFantasys by a reviewer named Gary is, “This is one amazing masturbation toy that definitely changes the whole game when it comes to this kind of device. If you are looking for something new that you can really just sit back and enjoy the ride with, this is it. On the lower setting you could probably extend your sessions as long as you wanted them to be. On the high settings, the sensations are unlike anything out there for men!:”Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store

EdenFantasys has 608 people (men I assume) rating it as 4 out of 5 stars. It must work, at least  MOSTLY!!! Maybe I can win one in the EdenCafe Contest?

Still, there is something odd about putting my cock into something that looks like a Tron race car. I always fear it’ll be like a Chinese Finger Trap and clamp down on my cock and not let go. Shudder. Shudder. Cum. Mmmmmmmm

“relaxing on the couch”, Masturbation to cam girls

 sexy sex  1 Response »
Mar 152011
 

mfc, cams, camgirls, aspenrae, jayln, pandora, averypearl, kansaskelly, lovelykittie, AustinWhite, kellyheart, astekangelA man friend of SexFairy recently said he spends his alone time “relaxing on the couch” which I suggested is a euphemism for masturbation. That got me thinking of my time “relaxing.”

And I recently read a post from our friends at AlexSuze suggesting we all should google Webcam Sluts. So where do I find my webcam sluts?mfc, cams, camgirls, aspenrae, jayln, pandora, averypearl, kansaskelly, lovelykittie, AustinWhite, kellyheart, astekangel

Mostly, at MyFreeCams, aka MFC. You can for free watch literally hundreds and hundreds of women in various states of exposure. Skinny, fat, busty, flat, American, Asian, eastern European,  you name it, it’s there.

Most sit and stare at their webcam waiting for someone to care, aka tip them money. Some dance.mfc, cams, camgirls, aspenrae, jayln, pandora, averypearl, kansaskelly, lovelykittie, AustinWhite, kellyheart, astekangel Some pole dance. Some take off their clothes, some put their clothes on. Some shower. Some write the names of their serious tippers on their bodies. Some will engage in light FF play, or FFF play, and FFFF play. A few even cook or drive their car while on cam. [Imagine getting PAID to take a shower, get dressed, cook some food, and drive.]

mfc, cams, camgirls, aspenrae, jayln, pandora, averypearl, kansaskelly, lovelykittie, AustinWhite, kellyheart, astekangelThe photo captures here were all taken directly from the site within a five minute period.  I left out the fugly’s for your voyeuristic approval.

While many times I’ll enjoy masturbating to the models,  other times I will just voyeur without purpose. On occasion SexFairy and I will both sit and look at the different women, see what they are doing, or not doing. We will judge, and critique. We will mock, and admire.    But regardless, we enjoy, together.

Check out MyFreeCams if you like. You don’t have to pay a cent, though like anything, membership has it’s privileges.

So what do you use to relax on the couch?

Wish You Were Here…

 lovegasm  No Responses »
Feb 212011
 

… I want to masturbate while you watch.

Sleep Choking

 sexy sex  No Responses »
Feb 192011
 

We were snuggled up in my bed, on the verge of sleep. It had been a long and exciting weekend of traveling, eating, drinking, and sexy sex, and we were totally exhausted, physically, emotionally, and sexually. Finally, we were comfy and relaxed in the dark after a bottle of wine. I was on my back, and he was on his side, with his arm across my chest. “I sort of feel like masturbating,” I said. “Mmmmm, go ahead if you want, I don’t mind,” he mumbled through sleepy eyes and lips.  I was gently touching myself with two fingers, just enjoying the feel of skin-on-skin. After hours of car travel wearing blue jeans, the touch of my fingertips on my lips felt like the sweetest caress ever. His breathing grew heavy near my ear, but not from desire. It was heavy with sleep. He was almost snoring, but not quite, and somehow the sound made me INCREDIBLY HOT!

Within a few seconds, I was feeling the need…the need to cum, not just to tease my lips. As I started rubbing my clit faster and harder, his breathing was heavy, but as I got close to climax, he stirred. He DIDN’T WAKE, but his breathing became more regular, and his hand that was gently resting on my far shoulder began to move, ever so slightly. His hand moved to my throat.  He squeezed my whole neck slightly, then adjusted his hand to get a better grip on my trachea. I could still breathe, but DEFINITELY knew there was a grip on my airway. I came, breathing heavily, shuddering, whimpering, spasming. His hand relaxed. I wanted it again. I revved up the stroking again. And  once again, his hand clamped down on my neck. The fact that even in his sleep, he could reach out and control my breathing, that he could know what I needed even then…??
How could he??!! It didn’t matter, it made me cum even harder.
How could he?? Because I’m his.

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