Mar 032012
 

March 8 is International Women’s Day. Since 1909, this day has been set aside to show appreciation for women, women’s achievements and feminine empowerment. Perfect! I think it’s absolutely fitting then, that it’s also the 2-week birthday of my new labia minora. I feel extremely empowered by my ‘new look’ and I’m so glad I had the surgery. I have a doctor visit on International Women’s Day, and I hope I get cleared for some sexy time. I’m not sure that’s going to happen this week, because I’m still healing, but a girl can dream, can’t she? The reality is, though, that I feel sexy and beautiful, and can’t wait to wear something sexy for Whitman to celebrate!!

Unfortunately, my lounging in lingerie project has been on hold due to my recovery, but that hasn’t stopped me from buying more sexy lingerie! As I’ve mentioned before I don’t need much of an excuse to shop for pretty girlie things!

EdenFantasys continues to add new lingerie to their product line, and IBecome a goddess wearing sexy and erotic lingerie from EdenFantasys keep grabbing them up! (I’m stocking up for daily wear again when I’m ‘back in the game’!)

Feb 232012
 

If you’re reading this, Dear Reader, I’m in the recovery room.(Trust me, I’m thrilled, good drugs notwithstanding.)

My surgery was at 7am, and it was expected to last about 15 minutes. I’ll spend about 30 minutes to an hour in the recovery room, because after all, it was just conscious sedation, not general anesthesia, then I’m headed home. I’ll have a few dissolving stitches and what my doctor said was MOST IMPORTANT about the recovery period is
“NO sexual activity for at least two weeks.”

pretty pussy

Whitman has a serious post-op question, though…how long after my procedure does HE have to wait to have sex??

Feb 222012
 

I always have my nails professionally manicured. Always. This week (the week of labiaplasty) is no different. Today’s schedule: Pre-op at the doctor’s office, pre-op at the surgery center, then NAILS!

I arrived at the salon,  planning to pick a pink polish, in honor of my pink, pink pussy and the Pussy Prettification Project. I picked the newest pink in the place, which was on full display at the front counter as part of the OPI Holland Collection.

pussy lips pink

Kiss My Two Lips Goodbye

 Imagine my amusement when I learned the name of this lovely pink shade:
“Kiss Me On My Tulips”
…and on that note…
Kiss these two lips goodbye!!

Feb 142012
 

My name is Sex Fairy and I have large labia.

IMG_6823I have REALLY large labia, actually. I always have. I always have as long as I can remember, anyway. I’ve always hated them, too. I used to daydream of asking my gynecologist if there was a medically necessary reason to have them cut off. That was just a daydream, of course.  An annual daydream. I mean, sure, I could just have them “reduced” at the cost of thousands of dollars for cosmetic surgery. Not an option, unfortunately.

This year, with my feet in the stirrups and his face peering between my knees, I actually gathered my courage and just asked the man. “Sooooo…I know this has been going around cosmetically, but is there any medically necessary reason that I could have these labia reduced?? <cringe>”

IMG_6824Imagine my surprise and elation when he answered without hesitation, “Sure. Labial Hypertrophy.” OH.MY.GOD. Why didn’t I ask ten years ago?? Fifteen?? I was overcome with excitement and absolute elation. The doctor then proceeded to describe the procedure to me, how he would mark, match, trim, and stich, all the while flapping my lips around as a demonstration with his gloved hands. I wanted to laugh out loud, partially at the image – the gloves pulling my labia left, right, back and forth – and partially at my silliness in waiting so long to ask. (The truth is that I probably wanted to laugh out loud IN GIDDY JOY!) I almost danced out of the office, I was so excited. I’ve managed to tell way too many people about this surgery in the past two weeks, but in the same vein, I’m way too excited about it! I feel like this is a dream come true, and naysayers be damned.

I’m counting down now…it’s just over one week until I lose these lips.
Follow along as The Pussy Prettification Project is in full effect.