You Make Me Feel Like a Porn Star
It always starts so innocently. This time it’s just a little question from Whitman. “Aren’t you going to change?” The next thing I know it’s two hours later. I’ve danced like a stripper in my short short skirt, knee-high socks, and six-inch heels, boobs and ass hanging out everywhere. I feel like it’s the first time he’s seen me naked, although it’s the zillionth. Whitman has watched from the couch, slack-jawed like a horny guy [...]Clone-A-Willy, Two Cocks are Better than One
Of all the penis-shaped toys we have, this one is the most special. Our friends over at Erotic Toy Town thought we might enjoy making a clone of my cock. And did we ever. So a couple weeks ago we received the Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Kit. This is a tube that contains everything you need to first make a mold of your penis, and then fill that mold to make a clone of your penis. We [...]A Masturbator Toy to Make HER Jealous
I’ve said before, women have it made when it comes to sex toys. The variety of vibrators, dildos, bullets goes on and on and on. I took a look at the California Exotics web site, and did a quick very scientific study of the sex toys available. They have 1,406 toys for women. Men? Only 719. Of which, 250 are rings which are really more for her pleasure, or to help keep your cock hard, [...]Sexy Fools Day $25 Gift Card Contest
I was reading in GQ this month about men trying out moves they’ve seen in porn before actually getting to know a girl. The author was letting guys know to ‘keep it normal’ for a while before busting out with crazy moves and name calling. (Hey! What’s wrong with ‘dirty whore’?!) She mentions a sex position called the “ice cream stand.” My response to this was “Wtf is an ice cream stand?!” Seriously, every time [...]The First Time, All Over Again
I mentioned last week that we finally had sex again! I’d like to elaborate on that a little bit. I had been really wanting sex for at least two weeks. About a week after my labia reduction, even though I was still tender and swollen, I was really horny! I was also really, really nervous about fucking. I was afraid it would hurt, I was afraid Whitman would get grossed out by some post-op weirdness, [...]Tantric Binding Love Collar and Cuffs
The California Exotics Collar and Cuffs from the Tantric Binding Love collection is an adorable three piece bondage set. I know “bondage set” and “adorable” don’t exactly sound like a match made in a sex toy store, but trust me, I know cute when I see it! The set consists of two elastic cuffs with sewn on D-rings and clips, and an elastic collar with a vertical extension designed to be worn in the back [...]Pussy Prettification Project, Part 8
My old labia had a fan, and I didn’t even know it! Certainly Whitman’s always been a fan, and I’ve never been worried about that. However, it’s always nice to hear from a random stranger now and then about how awesome my pussy is and/or was. I had a really nice comment on Reddit over the weekend. It made me smile: “Plus one for a sex blog, but jeeesus christ you had a labiaplasty!? [...]Pussy Prettification Project, Part 7
I arrived at the Gynecologist / My Hero’s office right on time yesterday. I was actually a little nervous about my follow up visit. I think maybe the doc is the first person to ‘really see’ what I look like post-op, and that’s why I was nervous. Whitman has seen a little bit of the “new me,” obviously. (Mostly because I randomly keep saying, “Look how cute!” and pulling down my panties to show him [...]Sunday Morning Blowjob, the Post-op Version
I forgot to mention something important in yesterday’s post about how great I was feeling the weekend after my surgery: The Sunday Blowjob. Whitman and I have developed a quasi-tradition in our relationship of a good Sunday (usually Sunday morning) blowjob. I love to wake up to the feel of his cock growing hard against my ass, then slide down and take him in my mouth. The way he fills my mouth and then my [...]Pussy Prettification Project, Part 6: Happy Birthday
My “new” labia are one week old today! I couldn’t be more thrilled with the results so far! I think I was still a little loopy from anesthesia in the Recovery Room when I asked the nurse if I could peek. I was just SO EXCITED to see the ‘new me’! She said, “I don’t think you should look today, it’s pretty swollen and bleeding and looks scary.” THAT was not encouraging. I then asked [...]Pussy Prettification Project, Part 5 (an update)
I’m home. Whitman is taking wonderful care of me, of course. He always does. Contrary to my previous post about the anesthesia being “conscious sedation”, I really had a very light general anesthesia – no intubation, paralyzation, etc. So I was out, but not deeply, and not for long. I was home about 3 hours after the surgery; I had some breakfast and a nap. The pain is minimal so far, but we’ll see as [...]Pussy Prettification Project, Part 4
If you’re reading this, Dear Reader, I’m in the recovery room.(Trust me, I’m thrilled, good drugs notwithstanding.) My surgery was at 7am, and it was expected to last about 15 minutes. I’ll spend about 30 minutes to an hour in the recovery room, because after all, it was just conscious sedation, not general anesthesia, then I’m headed home. I’ll have a few dissolving stitches and what my doctor said was MOST IMPORTANT about the recovery [...]© 2012 The Naughty Spot | Suffusion theme by Sayontan Sinha |