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Peppermint Pussy

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Jul 292011

Carrying on in my lubricant research, I decided to check out Wet Synergy +Cool Tingle lubricant from Good Vibrations. They get an honest review of their product, and I get to try a new lube. Win / Win, right?! Wet Synergy is a hybrid lubricant, combining water and silicone based lubes for the best of both. (This does mean you “shouldn’t use this with your silicone toys”, but we did, and they’re still intact. So are we.)

I’ve always said “I don’t like tingle lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like warming lubes and lotions,” “I don’t like cooling lubes and lotions.” Always. They burn. They especially burn my delicate ladybits. The ones that don’t DON’T burn don’t really feel like ANYTHING. It’s becoming apparent to me that I need to quit making blanket statements like this, because I always end up being WRONG!

This “tingle” lubricant was no such thing. It was definitely COOLING, and had a great minty fresh smell, a lot like toothpaste. The cooling, however, wasn’t an ‘icy-hot’ feeling like so many cooling lubes have. It was really COOL. The ingredients include peppermint, and I’m guessing that’s the secret – peppermint, not menthol, which DOES burn.

+Cool is thick and rich; it doesn’t run or drip. The best part, though, is the taste! I’ve always ALSO said, “I don’t like flavored lubes.” That’s for no reason other than they taste gross. I like the way cock tastes. No need to cover it up. HOWEVER, once again, I have to eat my words along with Whitman’s cock, because, YUM! This lube tastes like minty-fresh mouthwash, or even doublemint gum. Whitman said it was like eating pussy and getting a mouthwash at the same time! I thought it was like licking a big candy-cane-cock!

Overall, this was a wonderful lubricant for toy play, his and hers handjobs, oral sex, and intercourse. It was minty fresh, non-drippy, non-staining, tastes great, smells great, doesn’t burn, and at about $7 for a 1.9 ounce bottle, it’s a good buy, too.

Discreet Shipping. Who Needs It? ME!

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Jul 282011

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We get a lot of packages in the mail. These packages are mostly sex toys. Thank goodness for EdenFantasys and their TOTALLY discreet shipping!! None of my teenagers has ever asked what could possibly be in these boxes that arrive almost daily. Wouldn’t YOU want to know if your mom got 4 or 5 packages in ONE WEEK from “Web Merchants, Inc.?” EdenFantasys advertises themselves as ‘the sex shop you can trust’ and it’s true. Their billing and their shipping are always totally discreet. Their customer service rocks, and you can’t beat all of the REAL REVIEWS of toys on their site!! It’s a vicious cycle. The more I read, the more I want!

Whitman and I don’t live together. The mail comes here, to me, from EdenFantasys and whatever other stores are in the mix. I always wait until I see him to open the boxes. Some weeks there are a lot, some weeks not so much. This week has been a boom week,with a package arriving almost every day so far. I know what’s in all of those boxes up there, and even though sometimes I think of opening them, when they arrive, I always wait. It’s so much more fun to open them together! I just smile and place them on the shelf. When we are together, we’ll hop on the bed and he’ll open them, and we’ll both peer inside for a peek of what’s new. Then we’ll Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store play.

I want him to hurry up, though. There are a couple of nifty new silicone vibrators to try, and those will be fun, I’m sure. The package that arrived today, though, holds the golden ticket! It’s a LEATHER STRAP ON HARNESS!! I am so excited and hope that Whitman will let me give him some anal pleasure this weekend. (Are you reading this, Whitman?? Pleeeeeease???)

My First Blowjob on Facebook

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Jul 262011

I just got a Facebook friend request from a guy I went to high school with. Years ago.
(Oh, so many years ago…let’s just call it “the 80’s”, shall we?)

I was excited to hear from this guy; I’d looked for him on Facebook before to no avail. He was in the small group of friends I hung out with pretty regularly in high school, but we’d lost touch quickly way back in the 80’s.

It was amazing to hear from him, and once again, I marvel at how Facebook makes my world so much smaller.

What I REALLY marveled at, though, was the first thing I thought of once I realized whose name was in my friend requests:

“OMG, there’s David, the first guy I ever gave a blowjob!” Really, it was his idea. I was clueless. We were making out in my room one stormy afternoon (with U2 “Live at Red Rocks” on MTV) and he sort of pushed my head down to his cock.
Not sort of.
It was rather insistently.
I willingly followed his lead.

not me

Looking back, I do believe that even though I was a veteran maker-outter, and I’d felt hard cocks through pants before, his was really the first cock I’d ever SEEN. It was truly my first ‘live cock’ experience!

I loved the way his cock looked: large and hard and smooth (yes, it really was large. I’ve been spoiled from the beginning). I remember being a little shocked at how much I loved the way it felt in my mouth. And even though I had no idea what I was doing, I loved the way it OBVIOUSLY made him feel. so. good.

I realized then and there about the power that comes with giving great head. I also realized that I liked his ‘instructional method’ quite a bit. No asking involved. Just do it.

I’ve never looked back. He created a monster and has no idea!!

Sexy Summer Camp

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Jul 262011

Wow. This summer is turning out to be so much fun. We’re goofing off like a couple of kids gone to summer camp. Private Summer Sex Camp, but STILL.

We had sex in the pool again. It’s an amazing thing, sex in the pool with silicone lubricant. I never knew how much fun it could be. I leaned forward over the raft that was floating in the shallow end of the pool, and Whitman pounded me from behind with his RAGING HARD COCK (omg it was sooooooo hard). He said, “I’m pretty sure you’re getting pumped full of pool water right now.”

Fast forward to the bedroom. Same basic position, but I was facedown on the bed, no float involved. I’ve never been fucked so deeply. Ever. (and trust me, I’ve been fucked plenty). I was whimpering and whining with pain and pleasure combined, and when it was all over, I was shocked by the giant puddle on the sheet. Giant. Like 8” across!

First thought: “ohmygod, not my period AGAIN!” But no, it was a clear wet spot. I knew damn well I didn’t pee and I think I would have known if I had ejaculated, even though I never have. Our best guess?

POOL WATER backflow!!

So Dark

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Jul 202011

“Mmmmmmm, good coffee.”

You can hear this quite a bit if you’re waking up with Sex Fairy and Whitman. It’s always good when he makes it. It’s only good sometimes when I make it… if I’m in my own space, with my own coffee maker. I realized tonight as I was setting up the coffee maker just what makes “good coffee.” It’s strong. Really strong. We might like it creamy (and in my case, sweet) but underneath it’s dark. SO DARK.
(Wow. Just like our sex!! Too obvious? har har.)

Then I started thinking back to an earlier time in our relationship…As he was cooking, Whitman asked me if I liked dark meat or white meat chicken, then said, “but I think I know the answer.” He assumed I like dark meat. He was wrong. I like white meat. I’ll admit it. I’m a breast girl. I think he was afraid I’d try to horn in on his fave, the dark meat.
(This is just another way we’re perfectly complimentary, in case you hadn’t noticed. We can share a chicken.)

He was basing his assumption on what he’d noticed about my taste: I like sour juice, bitter greens, gamey meat, very salty salt, etc., etc., etc… Other than chicken, it’s safe to say that I like my food and drink much like I like my men…strong, assertive, bold, and dare I say it…rich?

Hot Hot Summer

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Jul 192011

I hate to disappoint the masses, but we seem to be taking a short summer hiatus from blogging. We’ve just been so busy with generally naughty things like sexy fucking and drinking and fucking (lather, rinse, repeat), that apparently we’re being neglectful, and leaving the Naughty Spot unattended. Never fear, we’ll be back. Soon. We’re not the type to leave ANY SPOT unattended for long.

Lovegasm

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Jul 132011

Have you ever had one? Do you know what it is? If not, I feel so sorry for you.

You know that feeling of ‘ohmygodiloveyousomuchandicouldjusteatyouuprightnow’ that you sometimes get when you’re in love?? Sometimes it just comes over me like a wave.
Like an orgasmic love wave. I feel it sneaking up and building, and then just BAM! OHMYGOD!
I just start smiling and want to kiss Whitman’s face off.
It’s just a burst of “I just LOVE HIM SO MUCH!”

THAT’S a lovegasm. I hope you have multiples.

I Dream of Licking Tumbling Pussy

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Jul 122011

I had a dream two nights ago that I was going down on another woman. This is a little funny because (if you’re a regular reader you know this) I don’t really consider myself THAT bisexual.

It was like I was watching a movie, and the camera zoomed in on a perfect little pink vulva between two legs, which spread open before me on a nicely made bed. There was no kissing, no fondling, no boobs. I couldn’t see anything but cunt. I zoomed in on her, and swirled my tongue around, dipped it in, and then (don’t ask me why I remember this directional detail so vividly – it’s a dream!) I darted my tongue left to right across her clit hood, and she came. I stood, I left. Whitman was there, so was this pussy’s man. It was very matter-of-fact. Odd, but pretty fucking hot. tumblr_lnhn8jqk8t1qd3vcno1_500

I probably had this dream because of the inordinate amount of time I spend, along with Whitman, looking at pictures of hot naked girls while updating our Tumblr. It’s just all gorgeous, all the time! (For the record, I have started adding some photos of hot GUYS, just FYI, if any of you ladies want to check it out!)

Anyway, I do find photos of women sexy, hot, and beautiful. I often get turned on when Tumbling. I also like lesbian porn (as evidenced by last night, but, ahem. I digress…). Of course I’m open to anyone of whatever gender that wants to pleasure ME, THAT’S a given. When it comes to reciprocating, I HAVE gone down on women before, but I’ve never felt confident about it. It’s almost like I don’t WANT to because I don’t REALLY KNOW what I’m doing!! I like to excel at everything I do. It’s just the way I am.

I awoke with a feeling that it would ‘be okay’ to try again, although I was disappointed that I’d forgotten to try putting my finger(s) inside of her. Maybe next time!

ready for licking

Bondage Sex Toy Fiesta!

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Jul 092011

Sometimes I play nice. Other times my play gets a little nasty. And once in awhile, it’s downright beastly. This time was outright Guantanamo Bay. That, and it was time for her to pay back another Naughty Point punishment. Fetish Fantasy Series Web restraint system We had been sorting through our collection of lubes, vibrators, dildos, wrist and ankle cuffs, nipple clamps….you know the drill. It was all spread out on the bedroom floor. That and we had recently acquired a new very favorite and fun bondage item. The “Fetish Fantasy Series Web restraint system”. Yes, that’s the name. The Fetish Web is like a spider web that you strap onto your bed. Which I did. It wraps around the corners of the bed and done properly, Fetish Fantasy Spandex Open Mouth Hood can be a nice snug set of straps to which you can attach your lovers appendages in a huge variety of positions. Now, with all the toys etc. at my immediate disposal, I waited for SexFairy to emerge from her shower. As she re-entered the bedroom, she gasped in excited surprise at what she could only suspect was about to come. And cum.

First I covered her head with our Fetish Fantasy Spandex Open Mouth Hood. Into her mouth I then put a ball gag. She now could neither see, nor speak. To her ankles and wrists, I very tightly attached cuffs. I then put her on the bed, and attached her spread eagle, very wide, to the Web. SexFairy was quivering before me, and completely at my mercy.

Around her neck I put a leather collar. The “Collar with clamps by Spartacus”. This particular collar has two chains attached to it that end in nipple clamps. Now’s where I started to have some real fun. Instead of attaching the chains directly to her nipples, I threaded the chains under the web on either side of her neck, and then attached the clamps to her nipples. The chains were just barely able to reach, and that was still SexFairy, hooded, strapped and chained to the web. pulling her tits up high. Now if she tried to lift her head at all, the chains would go very tight and taught on her nipples, pulling them even harder. It was a lovely combination of pain-inspired restraint. To the right is an actual photo of SexFairy bound and nipple clamped.

With SexFairy’s ankles cuffed to the web, her legs were spread nice and wide. However she was still able to bend her knees inward a bit. Not that this was going to slow me down, but I wanted total control of her sexuality here. I grabbed off the floor, so conveniently still out, another pair of larger cuffs, and put then just below her knees. To these I attached ropes which I ran down each side of the bed, through the frame, and back up, pulling very tightly before knotting them down. I also put cuffs on her upper arms as you can see in the photo above. I didn’t want her able to move.

SexFairy was now immobile, exposed, blinded, muted, and very wet. I enjoy these moments. Admiring what I have created for myself. What she has submitted herself to, for both of our pleasure. And while she squirms in anticipation, I just look. For a minute at least. SexFairy ankle cuff I had taken the step of creating the mood by lighting candles around the room. But of course, if you know me at all, you know I don’t give a shit about the mood. It was the hot wax I wanted. Drip by drip, I let the wax fall. First onto her chest. Then around her nipples, growing nice and red from the pull of the chains. Sliding down I let it fall onto her sexy flat stomach, her thighs, and then a few nice drops around her clit. These she squirmed at, which only drove me on. Wartenberg Wheel

Next I picked up our Wartenberg Wheel. Ours has very sharp points, including a couple that are slightly bent which I’ve somewhat neglected to fix. For that extra twist of love. I ran it all over her body; sometimes very lightly, other times pressing it firmly into her flesh. Running it down her thigh, I came to her foot. Straddling her leg with all my weight I began to run it along her sole. With one hand tightly holding her ankle, she wavered from being tickled to pinned by the wheel. By doing this, I let her know how much control I really had over her body. And her soul.

Finally I stood up and looked back. Her body was sprinkled with soft dried wax. We use soy wax. It rubs in so nicely. She had lines where the wheel had run over her. And her nipples were nice and bright red by now. Yum. So she deserved a special thank you gift. Letting her grab my cock I let her give my cock a stroke, as you can see. But the present was really my belt.

It’s a nice thick black leather wide belt. Kneeling between her thighs, I began to beat her with it. Softly at first, and then harder and harder. It hit her nipples so hard it popped the clamps off. This was one of the rare times I thought that maybe I’m going too far with SexFairy. But she said nothing. Just a wince. And back we went. I belted her breasts, her stomach, her thighs, and even her lovely pussy.

For the next item, I wasn’t sure. Often when I want to really give her the treatment, I’ll grab the Hitachi wand and just keep it on her. Lately I’ve been perhaps overusing the Hitachi and instead Triple Orgasm, vibrator in orange picked up a different favorite. The “Triple Orgasm” in orange. This wonder has a rotating wobbly head for inside her plus a vibrating heads for her ass and another for her clit. I manage to get all three parts going and start fucking her with it, alternating with holding the whole thing tight against all her parts. SexFairy came over and over again. Neither of us kept count.

After about an hour doing all of the above, I unattached the cuffs from the web on one leg. I then pulled her leg up and over her head to the opposite corner, reattaching the ankle cuff near her arm. This had the effect of turning her ass up and around allowing me fantastic access for a sideways doggy fuck, a great position for long hard fast pounding into her pussy and ass. Needless to say, my orgasm was incredible.

The following night, I told her we could try something really different. A nice sensual love making session. Of course, once we got going, that session got nice and nasty too. SexFairy is so perfectly named.

NOTES:
- You can find all these toys with minimal looking around. I’ve included the full names to make it easy for you to do your own searching.
- The photo of the web on the bed is taken by me on one of our beds.
- The two photos with leopard sheets are both taken by me of SexFairy from this very session.

Who Wants a Pocket Pussy?

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Jul 082011

I really want to buy Whitman a new toy. I want to buy him a ‘male masturbator’ toy to be a little more specific about it. It’s for his “personal” time obviously, but as I’ve mentioned, I have recently become fascinated by watching him masturbate. It makes me wet just to think of him thrusting his cock into one of these toys.

I looked at EdenFantasys, and I’m a little overwhelmed by all the types of man-toys! I’m not even counting prostate massagers, cock rings, and the like. I’m focusing on masturbation toys right now. They seem to fall into a few basic categories: “realistic” body part masturbator toys, the Fleshlight, other sleeve-type toys (how ‘pocket pussies’ and ‘masturbation sleeves’ are different is beyond me, so I’m lumping them together here), and the hands-free Cobra Libre.

There’s a lot I DON’T KNOW about man toys, but here are a few things I DO KNOW:

I know he mentioned the Cobra Libre HANDS-FREE masturbator in an earlier post. I know he’s still intrigued by it. The reviews are all over the place, however, and it’s pretty expensive. It vibrates the head, but there’s no room to thrust. Whitman is a thruster.

I know he already HAS a Fleshlight. It’s a bit cumbersome. OBVIOUSLY another one would be a little redundant.

I know the Tenga FlipHole FEELS SO GOOD! We poked our fingers in, rubbed on, and generally thoroughly played with one or two of these the last time we were at a sex store. The Tenga silicone just feels so amazingly yummy. We have Tenga eggs and love the way they feel. I want a penis so that I can use this.

I ALSO know that I’m not interested in buying a “realistic body part” masturbation toy. It’s unnecessary. He has the most realistic body-part fuck toy ever. ME.
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