Mar 032011
I had a Happy Meal from McDonald’s for dinner last night. (Don’t laugh!)
Imagine my surprise when I opened the box and got a peek at the toy…
IT’S TOTALLY SEX FAIRY BARBIE!
The packaging described her something like this:
“Taylor is the Shoe Fairy, because shoes are her favorite accessory.”
“Susie is the Purse Fairy, because purses are her favorite accessory.”
“Which fairy are you? What’s YOUR favorite accessory?”
I just noted the other day how much I adore BEING the sexcessory!
Which fairy am I??
I guess the word is out…
OK I think…. “Molly is the Cum Fairy, because cum is her favorite accessory.” Does that work?
Cum. What all the best-dressed ladies are wearing!